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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:Goats boycott Sony in slaying protest
- UnNews:GoBots theme fails to leave Bush's head
- UnNews:God admits "I experimented with evolution"
- UnNews:God Admits Responsibility For Hurricane Katrina
- UnNews:God and Nature in demarcation dispute
- UnNews:God Busy Uploading New Instructions To Herman Cain
- UnNews:God Commands Hebrews to Smite Oppressors
- UnNews:God Dealt To Yankees At Trade Deadline
- UnNews:God declares Fargo a test area for disasters as blizzard hits
- UnNews:God denies causing disaster
- UnNews:God denies connection with Colts' owner
- UnNews:God Disappointed in Jesus' Father's Day Gift
- UnNews:God drops stuffed rabbit
- UnNews:God escapes from his cage!
- UnNews:God fails at Club Penguin
- UnNews:God forced to resign from Wikipedia
- UnNews:God forgives British Columbia
- UnNews:God found alive, well and working on a much less ambitious project.
- UnNews:God found dead at age 4,920,439,873 years
- UnNews:God found dead at age of 15 billion
- UnNews:God gets pissed off over European Atheist and Secular Humanism Blows up Volcano in his anger
- UnNews:God has tightened his "bible belt"
- UnNews:God Hates fags protests Hobbit film
- UnNews:God hates Furries
- UnNews:God hates the fuck out of motherfucking shit
- UnNews:God Hates Uncyclopedia says local church
- UnNews:God linked to cannabis cultivation
- UnNews:God Orders Global Women Recall
- UnNews:God Punishing All Australians; "Rolf Harris, you're next!" Says God
- UnNews:God recalls 240,000 men
- UnNews:God refuses to commit to Kentucky
- UnNews:God relaxes rules on Heaven access
- UnNews:God Resigns
- UnNews:God responds to lawsuit
- UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible
- UnNews:God sends hurricane to help Mitt Romney
- UnNews:God Sick of all the Whining
- UnNews:God sues for copyright infringement
- UnNews:God sues Westboro Baptist Church
- UnNews:God to Falwell : 'Go stand in corner'
- UnNews:God to Pick an Evil Defense
- UnNews:God vs. godly?
- UnNews:GOD! to Judge Western Leaders. Smiting Imminent
- UnNews:God's cronies captured
- UnNews:Godless Europeans blast US technological dominance
- UnNews:Godot arrives, explains Euroipods debacle
- UnNews:Gods definitive list of sins now available to select Christian denominations
- UnNews:Gods launch wiki-Bible
- UnNews:Golden Girls Star Dies, No One Is Surprised
- UnNews:Goldfish killed in Mexico after ransom not paid
- UnNews:Goldie Hawn: still the "golden girl"
- UnNews:Golf No Longer a Sport
- UnNews:Gonzales does not remember eating babies
- UnNews:Good grief! No valentines for me
- UnNews:Good News New Orleans: Ecological Devastation Also Wiped Out Fire Ants
- UnNews:Google acquires Moon, Mars
- UnNews:Google Admits to Censoring Uncyclopedia
- UnNews:Google buys the alphabet
- UnNews:Google buys Wikipedia
- UnNews:Google Earth 5.0 With Ocean Released; Ocean is Full of Water, Fish Discovered, Boats Discovered, Atlantis Discovered
- UnNews:Google engine 'sentient', diagnosed with ADHD
- UnNews:Google implements gays-only employment policy
- UnNews:Google increases its 65th language for Google Translate Laos
- UnNews:Google launches Google Force
- UnNews:Google plaintiffs accused of violating a patent
- UnNews:Google quits censoring results in Australia
- UnNews:Google starts new type of seach
- UnNews:Grand Poobah of Unfunkistan complains about lack of international attention to it's nuclear program
- UnNews:Grandfather declares sandcastle-building contest a draw
- UnNews:Grandmother, 96 is "kingpin of crime"
- UnNews:Granny "Opens a Can" on Somali Pirates
- UnNews:Grass found to be greener on the other side
- UnNews:Great Maple Tree Dies
- UnNews:Great white shark eats Kevorkian; blames AC/DC
- UnNews:Greatest fake heart attack ever performed is still going on
- UnNews:Greece a bit further toward the edge
- UnNews:Greece accuses Europe of red-lining
- UnNews:Greece demands war reparations
- UnNews:Greece destabilises Europe
- UnNews:Greece Endorses Obama in 2012 Bid
- UnNews:Greece finally gets it right
- UnNews:Greece plans financial consolidation by earthquake
- UnNews:Greece promises new boss is not the same as the old boss
- UnNews:Greece scrounges for cash
- UnNews:Greek crisis enters crisis phase
- UnNews:Greek elections soon, GFC version 2.0 looming?
- UnNews:Greek oracle disgusted at America, years of destruction ahead
- UnNews:Greek PM: Swimming in poop better than riding dolphins
- UnNews:Greek Prime Minister target by perv
- UnNews:Greeks can't afford interest payments, leave keys in letterbox
- UnNews:Greeks hate new documentary
- UnNews:Greeks told to take their horse back
- UnNews:Green Day says bad things about Wal-Mart
- UnNews:Green Party leader to 'self compost' after election
- UnNews:Greenland breaks off ice, drifts south
- UnNews:Greenland secedes from Denmark, world doesn't care
- UnNews:Greenpeace calls for greener consoles
- UnNews:Greenpeace releases new line of Green Pieces to help spread vision of peace
- UnNews:Gremlins attack news institutions
- UnNews:Greta Van Susteren clears the air
- UnNews:Greyhound racing 'needs change'
- UnNews:Grim Reaper commits suicide after massive week of celebrity deaths
- UnNews:Grim Reaper Karl Malden drops dead
- UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people'
- UnNews:Grinch steals all civic holidays, Whos celebrate regardless
- UnNews:Grizzly bear mauls colt in post-Superbowl revenge killing
- UnNews:Group of conservative scientists mathematically disprove that Sheryl Crow and Laurie David "are the American people."
- UnNews:Group of displaced Ghouls occupy Tenpenny Tower
- UnNews:Grown man hates Justin Bieber
- UnNews:Grue flu outbreak forces killing cute kitties and puppies
- UnNews:Grue No Longer Endangered, but Endangering
- UnNews:Guantanamo Bay Prison to be converted to "torture your own Arab" theme park
- UnNews:Guard dog seized for acts of unprovoked racist assault
- UnNews:Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs
- UnNews:Guardian to spend £9m proving PM ‘tax evasion’
- UnNews:Guilty: Paul Dacre looks stunned as appeal against press regulation is rejected
- UnNews:Guitar Hero 4 to have 'smashable guitars'
- UnNews:Guitar Virtuoso Defeats Rap Master
- UnNews:Guitars to become extinct after guitar tab controversy
- UnNews:Gulf Coast Team to Study Dutch Flood Controls
- UnNews:Gulf oil spill scientists warn of Black Lagoon
- UnNews:Gulf spill 7th sign of Hopi prophecy?
- UnNews:Gummy Bear with head bitten off to run for U.S. President
- UnNews:Gun claims can't stop the Wall of Sound
- UnNews:Gundam experiences midlife crisis
- UnNews:Gunfire near Arizona border blamed on Univisión
- UnNews:Guns wreak havoc at Parkinson’s disease fundraiser
- UnNews:Guy falls asleep at his desk, has trouble waking up
- UnNews:Guy Fawkes arrested for breaking smoking ban in Parliament
- UnNews:Guy Fawkes's euro account to be 'stressed tested' today
- UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy
- UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy/Original, in all it's glory
- UnNews:Guy Writes Terrible Fan Fiction Story
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