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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:Goldie Hawn: still the "golden girl"
- UnNews:Golf No Longer a Sport
- UnNews:Gonzales does not remember eating babies
- UnNews:Good grief! No valentines for me
- UnNews:Good News New Orleans: Ecological Devastation Also Wiped Out Fire Ants
- UnNews:Google acquires Moon, Mars
- UnNews:Google Admits to Censoring Uncyclopedia
- UnNews:Google buys Wikipedia
- UnNews:Google Earth 5.0 With Ocean Released; Ocean is Full of Water, Fish Discovered, Boats Discovered, Atlantis Discovered
- UnNews:Google engine 'sentient', diagnosed with ADHD
- UnNews:Google implements gays-only employment policy
- UnNews:Google increases its 65th language for Google Translate Laos
- UnNews:Google launches Google Force
- UnNews:Google plaintiffs accused of violating a patent
- UnNews:Google quits censoring results in Australia
- UnNews:Google starts new type of seach
- UnNews:Google states stalking users is valuable to the company's future
- UnNews:Google still negotiating with China
- UnNews:Google to move to an asteroid to avoid taxes
- UnNews:Google to privacy campaigners: We know where you live
- UnNews:Google to Sponsor its Own Wall Street Bailout
- UnNews:Google touches heaven after months of intensive research
- UnNews:Google's new idea
- UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks"
- UnNews:Google, Yahoo! join forces to combat "lol fraud"
- UnNews:GOP calls for Pelosi resignation
- UnNews:GOP calls Obama's fish joke "job-killing"
- UnNews:GOP starts happy-face Web site
- UnNews:GOP to host 'Wholesome Christian Conservative Republican Values' gala
- UnNews:GOP to public: "We're dropping all pretenses. Now is the era of darkness."
- UnNews:GOP vows to crank dat Soulja Boy
- UnNews:GOP wants "Constitution-free zones"
- UnNews:GOP warns against government tentacles entering every facet of our lives, anime girls vaginas
- UnNews:Gorbachev calls for "Museum Purge"
- UnNews:Gordon Brown "less popular than AIDS" according to new poll.
- UnNews:Gordon Brown "strikes a pose" in bid to become fashion model
- UnNews:Gordon Brown announces spending binge
- UnNews:Gordon Brown Condemned Over "Telling People What To Do"
- UnNews:Gordon Brown haunted by past relationships
- UnNews:Gordon Brown Kills Labour Party, Backbenchers; Aides Pick Off Survivors
- UnNews:Gordon Brown prays for a miracle
- UnNews:Gordon Brown WIll Not Step Down
- UnNews:Gore climate plea to US and China
- UnNews:Gore says "Canada full of fraud"
- UnNews:Gorilla destroys Rotterdam
- UnNews:Gorillas flee Rwanda protectorate as Paris Hilton threatens goodwill visit
- UnNews:Gorok Invent Fire
- UnNews:Gov. Jerry Brown pleads poverty
- UnNews:Gov. Romney's Obama Assassination 'Almost successful'
- UnNews:Governator declares emergency; goes back in time to stop flood
- UnNews:Government agents avert preschool lunchbox bombing
- UnNews:Government balks at having to redesign money for the stupid
- UnNews:Government computers to predict Army suicides
- UnNews:Government confirms existence of "Area 7" for aliens in Guantanamo
- UnNews:Government employees pocket $1.6 million
- UnNews:Government Hid Albuquerque Landing With Roswell
- UnNews:Government reminds Americans that marijuana is still illegal
- UnNews:Government Sacks Drugs Advisor for Giving Advice
- UnNews:Government shutdown averted
- UnNews:Government shutdown averted; furloughs happen anyway
- UnNews:Government shutdown looms, effects expected to be negligible
- UnNews:Government study: gravity exists
- UnNews:Government to distribute chocolate chip cookies to Americans in "stimulus package"
- UnNews:Government to introduce anti-bellbottom law
- UnNews:Government U-Turn as Cameron Agrees to Collect Daughter from Pub
- UnNews:Government Unveils Shatter-proof Pint
- UnNews:Governments around the world condemn Ahmadinejad for use of the word 'The'
- UnNews:Governments might let up in 2011
- UnNews:Governments of the world declare "All You Need Is Love"
- UnNews:Governor Rod Blagojevich accused of stealing Nick Nack's hair-do
- UnNews:Governor Walker blocks Uncyclopedia from state Capitol
- UnNews:Graceland II opens in Denmark
- UnNews:Graffiti artist Banksy paints "worlds biggest speed-nob" whilst being monitored by CCTV
- UnNews:Grammar fascists demand you pronounce it "Twenty-Ten"
- UnNews:Grammar Nazis and Grammar Communists Have Great Big Fight
- UnNews:Grammy winners' songs used to teach grammar
- UnNews:Gran Turismo 5 to include carbon-offset option
- UnNews:Grand Poobah of Unfunkistan complains about lack of international attention to it's nuclear program
- UnNews:Grandfather declares sandcastle-building contest a draw
- UnNews:Grandmother, 96 is "kingpin of crime"
- UnNews:Granny "Opens a Can" on Somali Pirates
- UnNews:Grass found to be greener on the other side
- UnNews:Great Maple Tree Dies
- UnNews:Great white shark eats Kevorkian; blames AC/DC
- UnNews:Greatest fake heart attack ever performed is still going on
- UnNews:Greece destabilises Europe
- UnNews:Greece Endorses Obama in 2012 Bid
- UnNews:Greece plans financial consolidation by earthquake
- UnNews:Greek elections soon, GFC version 2.0 looming?
- UnNews:Greek oracle disgusted at America, years of destruction ahead
- UnNews:Greek Prime Minister target by perv
- UnNews:Greeks can't afford interest payments, leave keys in letterbox
- UnNews:Greeks hate new documentary
- UnNews:Greeks told to take their horse back
- UnNews:Green Day says bad things about Wal-Mart
- UnNews:Greenland breaks off ice, drifts south
- UnNews:Greenland secedes from Denmark, world doesn't care
- UnNews:Greenpeace calls for greener consoles
- UnNews:Greenpeace releases new line of Green Pieces to help spread vision of peace
- UnNews:Gremlins attack news institutions
- UnNews:Greta Van Susteren clears the air
- UnNews:Greyhound racing 'needs change'
- UnNews:Grim Reaper commits suicide after massive week of celebrity deaths
- UnNews:Grim Reaper Karl Malden drops dead
- UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people'
- UnNews:Grinch steals all civic holidays, Whos celebrate regardless
- UnNews:Grizzly bear mauls colt in post-Superbowl revenge killing
- UnNews:Group of conservative scientists mathematically disprove that Sheryl Crow and Laurie David "are the American people."
- UnNews:Group of displaced Ghouls occupy Tenpenny Tower
- UnNews:Grown man hates Justin Bieber
- UnNews:Grue flu outbreak forces killing cute kitties and puppies
- UnNews:Grue No Longer Endangered, but Endangering
- UnNews:Guantanamo Bay Prison to be converted to "torture your own Arab" theme park
- UnNews:Guard dog seized for acts of unprovoked racist assault
- UnNews:Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs
- UnNews:Guilty: Paul Dacre looks stunned as appeal against press regulation is rejected
- UnNews:Guitar Hero 4 to have 'smashable guitars'
- UnNews:Guitar Virtuoso Defeats Rap Master
- UnNews:Guitars to become extinct after guitar tab controversy
- UnNews:Gulf Coast Team to Study Dutch Flood Controls
- UnNews:Gulf oil spill scientists warn of Black Lagoon
- UnNews:Gulf spill 7th sign of Hopi prophecy?
- UnNews:Gummy Bear with head bitten off to run for U.S. President
- UnNews:Gun claims can't stop the Wall of Sound
- UnNews:Gundam experiences midlife crisis
- UnNews:Gunfire near Arizona border blamed on Univisión
- UnNews:Guns wreak havoc at Parkinson’s disease fundraiser
- UnNews:Guy falls asleep at his desk, has trouble waking up
- UnNews:Guy Fawkes arrested for breaking smoking ban in Parliament
- UnNews:Guy Fawkes's euro account to be 'stressed tested' today
- UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy
- UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy/Original, in all it's glory
- UnNews:Guy Writes Terrible Fan Fiction Story
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