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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:Falling metal had "Earthly origin"
- UnNews:Falling sheep strike cars in Australia
- UnNews:Falwell starts campaign against God
- UnNews:Falwell to Reincarnate as Flaming Poof
- UnNews:Falwell's Death Linked to Gays, Feminists, Liberals
- UnNews:Families face shocking rise in holiday costs as companies demand they "submit souls to Satan"
- UnNews:Family beats up principal over boy's grades
- UnNews:Family calls for FBI investigation, denies rumors
- UnNews:Family Guy to play controversial episode starring Hillary Clinton this Sunday, Micheal Jackson is not impressed
- UnNews:Family talk about man like he isn't there
- UnNews:Family upset over compliment
- UnNews:Famous athlete comes out of the closet
- UnNews:Famous bus-riding cat run over; Stephen Hawking suspect
- UnNews:Famous Mexican prison warden abducted, remembered
- UnNews:Famous naturalist's death shocks the stupid
- UnNews:Famous person does something
- UnNews:Famous sheep suffocates on own fleece
- UnNews:Fanboy disappointed by PS3
- UnNews:Fanboys riot over the delay of the 13th Final Fantasy
- UnNews:Fangirl satisfied by Wii
- UnNews:Fans, celebrities celebrate Tron Blu-ray release
- UnNews:Fantasy Casting: The Munsters (Bryan Fuller)
- UnNews:Fantasy Football Injuries Costly for Business
- UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack
- UnNews:Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender
- UnNews:Far right dissolve European Parliment
- UnNews:Farage defects to US
- UnNews:Farage throws support to Trump
- UnNews:FARK YOU America and Europe, you're ALL faggots!
- UnNews:Farmers seek advice on "culling pikeys and gypsies"
- UnNews:Farmville pushes for seat on UN Security Council
- UnNews:Farron to fund NHS by selling cannabis
- UnNews:Fashion Industry Honors Claiborne
- UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!"
- UnNews:Fashion writer handed life sentence for rape, murder of garbageman
- UnNews:Fashion: Abercrombie out, Garbage In!
- UnNews:Fastest Computer in the World Based on the Atari Jaguar
- UnNews:Fat bastards "not to blame" for "eating all the pies"
- UnNews:Fat chicks outlawed in Japan
- UnNews:Fat guy dies, explodes
- UnNews:Fat Kid Drinks 10 Liters of Pure Caffeine, Destroys City
- UnNews:Fat models will not be banned from fashion week
- UnNews:Fat People are Harder to Kidnap
- UnNews:Fat People: Terrorists?
- UnNews:Fat president is Iraq's last unresolved problem
- UnNews:Fatah, Hamas agree to withdraw grues from conflict
- UnNews:Fate thrust upon man
- UnNews:Father disgusted with lying child
- UnNews:Father John Murphy assured of elevation to Pope
- UnNews:Fatties enjoy pork pie wedding cake
- UnNews:Faux Lesbian pipeline from Mexico stuffed
- UnNews:Faux Pas: bad for business abroad?
- UnNews:FBI closes in on PC zombie gang
- UnNews:FBI discovers mastermind behind 9/11 attacks; "sorry" for previous misconception
- UnNews:FBI Explores New Weapon Against Mob: Facebook's Mafia Wars
- UnNews:FBI finds suspicious passenger on airplane, blows it up
- UnNews:FBI leaks private information about Julian Assange just to see how he likes it
- UnNews:FBI looking for Russia's 11th spy
- UnNews:FBI suspects PETA behind string of strange robberies
- UnNews:FBI turns to "Cold Case" for help finding Hoffa
- UnNews:FBI: North Korea hacked Sony
- UnNews:FDA announces all drugs are placebos
- UnNews:FDA approves sale of morning after pill without prescription
- UnNews:FDA approves virus spray for meats that will raise Bush’s approval
- UnNews:FDA declares Mad Cool disease an epidemic
- UnNews:FDA expands peanut butter recall
- UnNews:FDA identifies, bans new drug
- UnNews:First MS-Tres development screenshots released!
- UnNews:First Person Dies from Funny Overload Since the 80’s
- UnNews:First Pet Rock passes away
- UnNews:First Saddam sighting in Texas
- UnNews:First-ever openly furry candidate for Congress
- UnNews:FISA law passes
- UnNews:Fisher-Price recalls toys caked in radioactive material
- UnNews:Fishy buisness in BD+20 307 system
- UnNews:Fishy DNA results leave scientists baffled
- UnNews:Fisting controller for Wii out for Christmas
- UnNews:Fit for a Princess: LeBron's new house is a little girl's paradise
- UnNews:Five African nations agree on regional unity
- UnNews:Five million 1950s jokes leaked onto uncyclopedia
- UnNews:Flaming flatulence rocks military
- UnNews:Flash and the Furious Five split
- UnNews:Flash Gordon Invades Kingdom Hearts
- UnNews:Flatulant UK pensioner told to "put a cork in his arse".
- UnNews:Fleetwood Mac reuniting for tour next year
- UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
- UnNews:Floating Mountains Disappear! Newcomers Arrested!
- UnNews:Flock of pigs terrorize Senate offices; Clinton still refuses to apologize for Iraq vote
- UnNews:Florida church plans Koran burning on 9/11 anniversary
- UnNews:Florida disappears into sinkhole
- UnNews:Florida evacuated when suspicious item found
- UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water
- UnNews:Florida judge defends decision to apply Islamic law on Muslims
- UnNews:Florida Man Goes On Wild Killing Spree
- UnNews:Florida man has cookout ruined by inclement weather
- UnNews:Florida man killed by thug, music
- UnNews:Florida Pastor extorts 'ground zero' imam
- UnNews:Florida pastor starts WWIII
- UnNews:Florida sex scandal engulfs Randy Andy
- UnNews:Florida state officials find bomb; turns out to be roadkill
- UnNews:Florida Woman Bothered by Cyclops
- UnNews:Florists celebrate the death of Nelson Mandela
- UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo
- UnNews:Fluffy bunnies, the great economic resource
- UnNews:Flying robot assassins deployed in Libya
- UnNews:Flying sharks spotted at Cape Cod
- UnNews:Following London riots, British police arrest water fight mastermind
- UnNews:Following new study results, Bachmann proposes incarcerating all African Americans
- UnNews:Followup to smash hit Vista already in production
- UnNews:Footage of plastic objects blowing along deserted streets set for Hurricane Sandy boost
- UnNews:Football Hooligans More Competent Than Students At British Geography
- UnNews:Football Match Takes Place; Somebody Wins
- UnNews:Footballer has a foot like a traction engine
- UnNews:Footballer has sex with wife
- UnNews:For dissatisfied offender, twice arrested may prove the charm
- UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD
- UnNews:For Ireland, yet another brain drain
- UnNews:For they cried "Shoot Yu Fuk up"
- UnNews:Force Awakens after long, anxious wait
- UnNews:Forces of Mordor lay siege to Minas Tirith
- UnNews:Ford announces steering-wheel innovation
- UnNews:Ford building self-woman-driving car
- UnNews:Ford hopes new ‘Getaway’ vehicle will boost sales
- UnNews:Ford says lost $5.8 billion might be at ex-girlfriend's place
- UnNews:Forecasters miss oil-price rout
- UnNews:Foreign film-makers happy with gender-segregation in malaysian state
- UnNews:Foreign objects discovered in brain medicine
- UnNews:Foreigners don't understand democracy, says Bush
- UnNews:Former "volcano base" on sale as ideal home
- UnNews:Former Australian President Kurt Waldheim dies
- UnNews:Former Cambodian Dictator Paul Pot wins Britain’s Got Talent
- UnNews:Former convict nominated for Nobel War Prize
- UnNews:Former Israeli PM Sharon near death
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