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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic
- UnNews:Dipsy mysteriously dissapears after accusation of Tinky Winky's murder
- UnNews:Dire financial predictions for the rest of 2010
- UnNews:Direct China-Taiwan fights begin
- UnNews:Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death
- UnNews:Disabled dog wins title of Mr. Congeniality
- UnNews:Disco never died!
- UnNews:Discovery launch scrubbed; "Clouds too hard" says NASA
- UnNews:Discovery launch: In-flight inspections make sure reasons for crash will be video-taped
- UnNews:Discovery of caves on Mars sparks Space Race II
- UnNews:Discovery of Fred Flintstone's diary sheds light on ancient Bedrock
- UnNews:Discovery will launch for Space Station on Thursday. "Three out of five haven't blown up yet" says NASA
- UnNews:Disgruntled teen goes on rampage, destroys city
- UnNews:Disney adds porn to televised children's fare
- UnNews:Disney and Yum! Join Fight Against Pirate Copyright Bandits
- UnNews:Disney bans smoking
- UnNews:Disney buy Buckingham Palace
- UnNews:Disney buys Santa Claus
- UnNews:Disney targets Muslim world for new theme park
- UnNews:Disney to host Gay unions
- UnNews:Disney to Make a "Malibu Chainsaw Massacre" Movie
- UnNews:Disney unveils new, psychotic Mickey Mouse
- UnNews:Disney's Tigger takes stern action against copyright violators
- UnNews:Disneyland, still "The Happiest Place on Earth"
- UnNews:Dissolute border collie has no boundaries
- UnNews:Distracting children lessens shot pain
- UnNews:Distraught Fly Family To Sue White House
- UnNews:Distrustful Brits bank their pensions
- UnNews:Divine image found in man’s testicle
- UnNews:Dixie rallies to celebrate Black History Month
- UnNews:DMV style compromise reached on gun control
- UnNews:DNA tests reveal that I am Anna Nicole's baby's father
- UnNews:DNC decides to sit Florida's and Michigan's delegates
- UnNews:Do not feature this article!
- UnNews:Do your own stunts do you?
- UnNews:Doctor defends "legitimate rape" theory
- UnNews:Doctor finds cure for "Human Condition"
- UnNews:Doctor tells Chavez to stop animal sex
- UnNews:Doctor Who denies the existence of burgers; Americans in famine
- UnNews:Doctor: Business suits are a health risk
- UnNews:Doctors amazed what reporter can do with half a brain
- UnNews:Doctors discover eating poop is not good
- UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss
- UnNews:Doctors Now Issuing Fart Tests
- UnNews:Doctors say ass transplant successful
- UnNews:Doctors say kids need less play, more labor
- UnNews:Doctors say recent spike in childbirth due to low abortion rate.
- UnNews:Doctors warn of Scrotox dangers
- UnNews:Doctors warn of the dangers of excessively "playing with your Wii"
- UnNews:Documentary proof of rejected 13th Apostle discovered
- UnNews:Dodgeball tragedy: 16 people 'out'
- UnNews:Dog bites Man
- UnNews:Dog on Rooftop Threatens to Jump!
- UnNews:Dog to run for mayor of Alabama town, despite mudslinging
- UnNews:Dog Whisperer cologne breaks French sales records
- UnNews:DOJ: Incidence of reported rapes by banks, Call of Duty players on the rise nationwide
- UnNews:Doll takes the world by storm
- UnNews:Dolphins achieve near imperfection with no effort
- UnNews:Domino's introduces Hubble Deep Field Dish Pizza
- UnNews:Don't panic, says Putin, as rouble crashes
- UnNews:Donald Rumsfeld opens pizza parlor
- UnNews:Donald Rumsfeld proposes using textbooks as shields in Iraq
- UnNews:Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell publically profess love for one another, plan to marry
- UnNews:Donald Trump cusses out President Obama
- UnNews:Donkey Kong opposes Iraqi Conflict
- UnNews:Donkey traffic gridlock blocks the start of Anno Domini
- UnNews:Doomed Astronauts Optimistic
- UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon
- UnNews:Doors still slamming after all these years
- UnNews:Dope on a Rope invention called "promising"
- UnNews:Double Amputee Allowed to Compete in Ass-Kicking Contest
- UnNews:Doubts remain on imminent destruction of Earth
- UnNews:Doughboy alleges police brutality
- UnNews:Douglas Feith Exonerated
- UnNews:Dow Falls Below 11,000 on Bearish Reports from Drug Dealers
- UnNews:Dow Jones Raised From the Dead, Recession Now Officially Over
- UnNews:Dow reaches 12,000, people still live in poverty, squalor
- UnNews:Dow Soars 900 Points On Paulson's New Liquidation Policy
- UnNews:Downpour hits south of England
- UnNews:Dozens killed in Habbo Hotel bombing
- UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
- UnNews:Dr Doom: I'm STILL not plotting to steal Ming The Merciless's job, despite his destruction
- UnNews:Dr. Kevorkian to be released from prison, sent to help Iraqi suicide bombers
- UnNews:Dracula Awarded A Knighthood By Nervous Monarch
- UnNews:Dracula returns to life, nobody cares
- UnNews:Dragon Emperor's tomb rediscovered!
- UnNews:Dragons' Den Slammed By Dragon Conservationists
- UnNews:Dream police arrest Cheap Trick
- UnNews:Dressmaker vetoes new First Lady
- UnNews:Driver in Nice lorry attack revealed as Ms. Frizzle
- UnNews:Driverless Cars 'Not Quite Ready Yet'
- UnNews:Drivers face 120mph speed limit
- UnNews:Driving dogs scare New Zealand's cat population
- UnNews:Drone fails to down airliner
- UnNews:Drone Innards Revealed
- UnNews:Drone Wars: “If it breathes, kill it!”
- UnNews:Drought Hits Southern UK
- UnNews:Drug deal off, Obama takes credit
- UnNews:Drug dealers go on strike, rehabs becoming increasingly overbooked
- UnNews:Drug dealers resort to publically traded corporations
- UnNews:Drug gangs attack Mexican car wash
- UnNews:Drunk guy experiments with booty tweets
- UnNews:Drunken expletive-laced rant lands soulless marketing drone in prison
- UnNews:Drunken Man Finds Driving Hard; Promptly Arrested
- UnNews:Duceppe promotes unity
- UnNews:Duchess gets pregnant to save the marriage
- UnNews:Duchess of Cambridge right royally fucked
- UnNews:Duchess of Cambridge will give birth to a human child: A nation celebrates
- UnNews:Duck Drowns; Marine Biologists Raged
- UnNews:DuckApple: They Said Bad Things About Us
- UnNews:Duckist rebels meet opposition in Donegal
- UnNews:Ducks to be re-released into the Wild
- UnNews:Dude with Bob Marley sticker ignorant of Marley's beliefs
- UnNews:Dude would like totally bone Nancy Pelosi anyway
- UnNews:Dude's "Second Life" every bit as boring as his first life
- UnNews:Duke Nukem Forever Celebration delayed again
- UnNews:Duke Nukem Forever Delay Postpones Iraqi Parliament Session
- UnNews:Dullsville featured on Wikipedia's Main Page
- UnNews:DUMB-asses censored for no apparent reason
- UnNews:Dumbfuck Mountain branded politically incorrect by Republicans
- UnNews:Dunkirk debacle may extend war
- UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue
- UnNews:Dutch author finds lost manuscript while tidying up
- UnNews:Dutch cartoonist finds success after bad review
- UnNews:Dutch clogs no match for Spanish bull
- UnNews:Dutch elections most important event of the year
- UnNews:Dutch Masterpiece Stolen: Police Baffled
- UnNews:Dutch party bans poisoning politicians
- UnNews:Dutch Socialist Party wins election by a landslide
- UnNews:DWP Snags in Beijing Addressed
- UnNews:Dyslexic Fundamentalists launch Croation Museum
- UnNews:Dyslexic Supreme Court Justice Creates "Right to Arm Bears"
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