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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:Dear Ayn Rand
- UnNews:DEAR LEADER is great
- UnNews:Death By Facebook!
- UnNews:Death camp brightens up with extensive makeover
- UnNews:Death fridge terrorizes nation
- UnNews:Death guilty of manslaughter in Australia
- UnNews:Death of Pinchot sparks riots, arrests
- UnNews:Death Race 2006 promises favorites, new faces, fierce competition
- UnNews:Death sues life
- UnNews:Death version 2.0 out soon!
- UnNews:Death ‘ray gun’ to be tested in Los Angeles jail
- UnNews:Debate continues on 'Frankenstein' salmon
- UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada
- UnNews:Debt Ceiling Crisis turns out to be "big hilarious prank"
- UnNews:Debt crisis forces US to downsize to Greenland
- UnNews:Decapitation Found to Lead to Death
- UnNews:Declassified UFO files reveal new finding
- UnNews:Deep-voiced women have fewer kids, study says
- UnNews:Deer left traumatised after incident in supermarket
- UnNews:Deer with 8 legs killed by hunter
- UnNews:Defending champions, Philadelphia Phillies, already lose bid for playoffs
- UnNews:Defense contractors challenged --- where are the penis-targeting machine sniper rifles?
- UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis
- UnNews:Definition of LOL redefined
- UnNews:DefSec nominee Gates says America losing the War on Christmas
- UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order
- UnNews:DeLay shares the love in new book
- UnNews:Dell says laptop fire problem "overheated"
- UnNews:Delta Pilots Picnic Outside Headquarters as Strike Looms
- UnNews:Democracy finally coming to the USA?
- UnNews:Democrats admit they love terror
- UnNews:Democrats create skateboard company
- UnNews:Democrats debate resolution to end war
- UnNews:Democrats declare in favor of sunlight
- UnNews:Democrats gleeful over GOP child haters
- UnNews:Democrats panic at prospect of Cain nomination
- UnNews:Democrats preemptively explain poor Biden debate
- UnNews:Democrats Take House, Senate Still Up for Grabs, White House "Secure"
- UnNews:Democrats take Senate, Harry Reid is nervous
- UnNews:Democrats Win American Parliamentary Election
- UnNews:Democrats' new intelligence chairman don't know nuthin 'bout nuthin
- UnNews:Denny's number one customer dies at 112
- UnNews:Dentist 'told patient to wear a spangly bra and knickers or go elsewhere'
- UnNews:Dentist includes breast massage in his practice
- UnNews:Depardieu bids adieu and departs
- UnNews:Department of Defense orders more sexual assault training
- UnNews:Department of Homeland Security Ordered to Cut Spending
- UnNews:Desert Bears
- UnNews:Desperate Man Resorts To Wikipedia
- UnNews:Despite lockout, fantasy football a go
- UnNews:Despotic Tiger Slain in Failed Offensive on Sweden
- UnNews:Details emerge of jailhouse call in Strauss-Kahn case
- UnNews:Detroit prepares for annual Burning Town festival
- UnNews:Developing and Underdeveloped Nations do not care about the environment
- UnNews:Developments in exoplanet search gives new hope to "lesbian planet" theory
- UnNews:Devin Fox gets restraining order from girl he's "hooked on"
- UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama
- UnNews:Diana to play concert
- UnNews:Diane Keaton: "Hollywood is incestuous"
- UnNews:Diaper Use Criticized
- UnNews:Dick Cheney and Colin Powell feud escalates
- UnNews:Dick Cheney fails to recruit any hunting buddies in the Middle East
- UnNews:Dick Cheney revokes the commute of "Scooter Libby's" sentence, Libby sent back to jail in Hysterics.
- UnNews:Dick Cheney wins Nobel Peace Prize for "A Convenient Lie"
- UnNews:Dick Cheney Wipes Ass with Constitution
- UnNews:Dick Cheney, daughter's baby look oddly similar
- UnNews:Dick Clark dies; testicles live on
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- UnNews:Donald Rumsfeld opens pizza parlor
- UnNews:Donald Rumsfeld proposes using textbooks as shields in Iraq
- UnNews:Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell publically profess love for one another, plan to marry
- UnNews:Donald Trump cusses out President Obama
- UnNews:Donkey Kong opposes Iraqi Conflict
- UnNews:Donkey traffic gridlock blocks the start of Anno Domini
- UnNews:Doomed Astronauts Optimistic
- UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon
- UnNews:Doors still slamming after all these years
- UnNews:Dope on a Rope invention called "promising"
- UnNews:Double Amputee Allowed to Compete in Ass-Kicking Contest
- UnNews:Doughboy alleges police brutality
- UnNews:Douglas Feith Exonerated
- UnNews:Dow Falls Below 11,000 on Bearish Reports from Drug Dealers
- UnNews:Dow Jones Raised From the Dead, Recession Now Officially Over
- UnNews:Dow reaches 12,000, people still live in poverty, squalor
- UnNews:Dow Soars 900 Points On Paulson's New Liquidation Policy
- UnNews:Downpour hits south of England
- UnNews:Dozens killed in Habbo Hotel bombing
- UnNews:DPLGenesis
- UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
- UnNews:Dr Doom: I'm STILL not plotting to steal Ming The Merciless's job, despite his destruction
- UnNews:Dr. Kevorkian to be released from prison, sent to help Iraqi suicide bombers
- UnNews:Dracula Awarded A Knighthood By Nervous Monarch
- UnNews:Dracula returns to life, nobody cares
- UnNews:Dragon Emperor's tomb rediscovered!
- UnNews:Dragons' Den Slammed By Dragon Conservationists
- UnNews:Dream police arrest Cheap Trick
- UnNews:Driverless Cars 'Not Quite Ready Yet'
- UnNews:Drivers face 120mph speed limit
- UnNews:Driving dogs scare New Zealand's cat population
- UnNews:Drone Innards Revealed
- UnNews:Drone Wars: “If it breathes, kill it!”
- UnNews:Drought Hits Southern UK
- UnNews:Drug dealers go on strike, rehabs becoming increasingly overbooked
- UnNews:Drug dealers resort to publically traded corporations
- UnNews:Drug gangs attack Mexican car wash
- UnNews:Drunk guy experiments with booty tweets
- UnNews:Drunken expletive-laced rant lands soulless marketing drone in prison
- UnNews:Drunken Man Finds Driving Hard; Promptly Arrested
- UnNews:Duceppe promotes unity
- UnNews:Duchess of Cambridge right royally fucked
- UnNews:Duchess of Cambridge will give birth to a human child: A nation celebrates
- UnNews:Duck Drowns; Marine Biologists Raged
- UnNews:DuckApple: They Said Bad Things About Us
- UnNews:Duckist rebels meet opposition in Donegal
- UnNews:Dude with Bob Marley sticker ignorant of Marley's beliefs
- UnNews:Dude would like totally bone Nancy Pelosi anyway
- UnNews:Dude's "Second Life" every bit as boring as his first life
- UnNews:Duke Nukem Forever Celebration delayed again
- UnNews:Duke Nukem Forever Delay Postpones Iraqi Parliament Session
- UnNews:Dullsville featured on Wikipedia's Main Page
- UnNews:DUMB-asses censored for no apparent reason
- UnNews:Dumbfuck Mountain branded politically incorrect by Republicans
- UnNews:Dunkirk debacle may extend war
- UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue
- UnNews:Dutch author finds lost manuscript while tidying up
- UnNews:Dutch cartoonist finds success after bad review
- UnNews:Dutch clogs no match for Spanish bull
- UnNews:Dutch elections most important event of the year
- UnNews:Dutch Masterpiece Stolen: Police Baffled
- UnNews:Dutch party bans poisoning politicians
- UnNews:Dutch Socialist Party wins election by a landslide
- UnNews:DWP Snags in Beijing Addressed
- UnNews:Dyslexic Fundamentalists launch Croation Museum
- UnNews:Dyslexic Supreme Court Justice Creates "Right to Arm Bears"
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