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Pages in category "UnNews"
The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 9,305 total.
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- UnNews:Contact lens solution recalled
- UnNews:Contaminated Chinese lead recalled
- UnNews:Contemporary art piece sells for £193000, worth more than man's life
- UnNews:Controversial Barney episode to air uncensored
- UnNews:Controversial book introduced to schools by Texas
- UnNews:Controversial moves in Uncyclopedia’s News
- UnNews:Controversial racially charged series of Survivor claims yet another victim
- UnNews:Controversial Sex-Ed Book Aimed At Four-Year-Olds
- UnNews:Controversy arises over team nickname
- UnNews:Controversy brews over Trollan face-concealment
- UnNews:Controversy over A.1. steak sauce; "Is it really that important?"
- UnNews:Controversy over presidential "all ur base r blong 2 me" signing statement
- UnNews:Controversy rages over Steve Irwin video
- UnNews:Controversy sullies Nintendo Power Awards
- UnNews:Controversy: Banker surfing porn
- UnNews:Controversy: Women In Prison Ordered To Take Shorter, Solo Showers
- UnNews:Conventional Warfare back in style
- UnNews:Convicted killer Ronnie Gardner executed with bazooka
- UnNews:Cookie truck gets flipped; all hell breaks loose
- UnNews:Cool people know how to celebrate holidays
- UnNews:Coons, spicks, and Ching Chongs on the rise
- UnNews:Cooper admits taking coke to make role more 'authentic'
- UnNews:Cop offered crack by local dumbass
- UnNews:Coprophagic hipster ate his own poop before it went all mainstream
- UnNews:Cops arrest Spiderman, Captain America, and Poison Ivy
- UnNews:Cops found innocent after thorough investigation
- UnNews:Copyright Capers
- UnNews:Corbyn chosen to wrest in peace in the Middle East
- UnNews:Corbyn claws into Labour leadership contest
- UnNews:Corn Refiners Association launches viral marketing campaign for HFCS
- UnNews:Cornflake tester dies in Toilet Pie related incident
- UnNews:Cornish granted minority status
- UnNews:Cornish town terrorised by OAP street-racing gangs
- UnNews:Coroner censures Network Rail for providing too much warning
- UnNews:Corporatists fume as World cheers Snowden asylum
- UnNews:Corpse of Reagan eyed for GOP nomination
- UnNews:Correspondent travels back in time to test paradox by killing own grandf
- UnNews:Cosby backs Richards racist slurs
- UnNews:Cosmic Psychos, Hard-Ons, Skid Row unaware of related iTunes downloads
- UnNews:Cosmonaut's flatulence sparks alarm on space station
- UnNews:Cosmonauts Install Windows on Space Station; Inevitable Happens
- UnNews:Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
- UnNews:Costco to sell marijuana by the bushel
- UnNews:Could China suicides hurt Apple's image?
- UnNews:Could Queen Latifah be considered a planet?
- UnNews:Could-be jurors stand up courts
- UnNews:Coulter narrowly beats O'Reilly, Limbaugh for hottest conservative
- UnNews:Counter-revolution in Cuba begins
- UnNews:Country Bear Jamboree Sweeps Grammys
- UnNews:Country of Peru seceding from the Earth
- UnNews:Country singer has broken heart, is drunk
- UnNews:Country-wide Terrorist Attack Goes Unnoticed by Millions of Blindingly Patriotic Americans
- UnNews:County clerk race too close to call
- UnNews:Couple goes to Kingdom Hall by mistake
- UnNews:Couple mistake kebab shop owner for missing Madeleine McCann
- UnNews:Court opens in British teen's murder in India
- UnNews:Court refuses to allow dad to name son "Dick"
- UnNews:Court to weigh constitutionality of undeclared edit war
- UnNews:Court won't declare Matthew Pan a person
- UnNews:Courtney Love successfully replaced with clone
- UnNews:Courts turn to Uncyclopedia, but selectively
- UnNews:Cover ripped off Uncyclopedia's campaign to exterminate Christianity!
- UnNews:Cow invasion turns out to be a hoax
- UnNews:Cows accused of eating infected spinach
- UnNews:Cows join rioters
- UnNews:Cows not required to GTFO
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