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- UnNews:British invent quantum disassembler
- UnNews:British Lions rugby legend Gareth Thomas: 'It's ended my marriage and nearly driven me to suicide. Now it's time to tell the world the truth - I'm ginger'
- UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2
- UnNews:British man takes 132-pound crap, sets world record
- UnNews:British man victim of "W" virus
- UnNews:British mother let 3-year old son smoke
- UnNews:British National Anthem 'not inclusive of sexual deviants'
- UnNews:British nordic combined skier chosen 'the biggest fail of FIS WC'
- UnNews:British PM applauds Egypt's move toward 'Big Society'
- UnNews:British Police team up with MySpace.com for new Profiling Database
- UnNews:British politics resigns
- UnNews:British porn industry booms due to lax attitude on condoms
- UnNews:British Prime Minister hails defeat of rebels
- UnNews:British princess arrested
- UnNews:British public unable to understand Polish cabbies
- UnNews:British Queen's Nazi childhood revealed
- UnNews:British soul sold on eBay for $0.01
- UnNews:British student discovers "new dinosaur"
- UnNews:British to relaunch HMS Victory
- UnNews:British Tour de France win, in spite of team's last-minute hitch
- UnNews:British Unveil 2012 Olympics Security Measures
- UnNews:Britney and Paris market new line of designer-label merkins
- UnNews:Britney bald after "miracle cure"
- UnNews:Britney divorce filing gives Republicans last-minute boost on election day
- UnNews:Britney house-hunting for bigger trailer
- UnNews:Britney Spears cast as Bull in "Night Court" movie
- UnNews:Britney Spears desperately tries to take media spotlight away from Anna Nicole
- UnNews:Britney Spears experiences "miracle cure"
- UnNews:Britney Spears finally gets her eyes checked, files for divorce from Kevin Federline
- UnNews:Britney Spears goes broke
- UnNews:Britney Spears obtains injunction against Unnews
- UnNews:Britney Spears raves about Jason Trawick’s manhood
- UnNews:Britney Spears Unplanned Pregnancy
- UnNews:Britney Spears Yawns
- UnNews:Britney Spears: Everything's a lie
- UnNews:Britney unveils new album!
- UnNews:Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high
- UnNews:Broccoli voted best vegetable ever, food critics revolt
- UnNews:Brokenhearted Kanye denies paternity; Kim launches asinine perfume
- UnNews:Brooks begs Cameron to leave wife
- UnNews:Broon steps doon
- UnNews:Brown Rules Out Early Election
- UnNews:Brown To Britain: If You Don't Eat Your Greens, You Get No Dessert
- UnNews:Brown to Obama: Do as I say, not as I did
- UnNews:Bruce Springsteen recording of "Tick Tock" surfaces
- UnNews:Bruce Willis farts in "Die Hard"
- UnNews:Brunettes have more fun
- UnNews:Bruni denies she said, "Let them smoke crack" about strikers
- UnNews:Bubonic Plague Strikes LA, Wikis; Bush Cuts Vacation Short
- UnNews:Buddy Holly's Watch, Grillz, Sold At Auction
- UnNews:Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper rise from grave to perform Canadian concert tour
- UnNews:Buffett makes move at steak house
- UnNews:Bugger off: Uncyclopedia blocks posts from the United States
- UnNews:Bugger ON: New "Uncyclopedia DIET" welcome by readers
- UnNews:Buick Indicted for manslaughter
- UnNews:Building replica of destination now cheaper than rail travel
- UnNews:Bulgarian war criminal pardonned
- UnNews:Bull Market Predicted For Poo-Based Economy
- UnNews:Bull of TV's "Night Court" cleared of charges in rampage
- UnNews:Bull of TV's "Night Court" goes on 7-hour rampage
- UnNews:Bull of TV's 'Night Court" released from mental hospital; faces preliminary hearing
- UnNews:Bulma Poses Nude For Playboy
- UnNews:Bum sex text gave alcoholic astronauts away
- UnNews:Burger King finds collaborator for charity hamburger
- UnNews:Burger King introduces Bun Burger
- UnNews:Burger King introduces Bun Burgers
- UnNews:Burger King to scrap food after complaints
- UnNews:Bush mistakes military hospital for Halloween haunted house
- UnNews:Bush not sure if Iraq war was worth it
- UnNews:Bush on Blair's departure: "My bad!"
- UnNews:Bush on Woodward's "State of Denial": No such book exists, says President
- UnNews:Bush orders "Just In Case" strategy for Armageddon
- UnNews:Bush picks Samuel L. Jackson as new transportation secretary
- UnNews:Bush plans for retirement
- UnNews:Bush Popularity Lower Than Herpes
- UnNews:Bush popularity soars in straw poll
- UnNews:Bush pronounces "nuclear" correctly, approval rating skyrockets
- UnNews:Bush Proposes 9 Month Energy Plan
- UnNews:Bush proposes goal to reduce Carbon Monoxide from flatulence
- UnNews:Bush questions Pelosi's manhood
- UnNews:Bush retreats in war on drugs
- UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen
- UnNews:Bush says 'bye to Brain
- UnNews:Bush Says He'll Keep US Offensive
- UnNews:Bush says it's "Fine" if voters dislike his positions
- UnNews:Bush Sr. to join RAF
- UnNews:Bush stops campaigning after realizing upcoming election is not for President
- UnNews:Bush takes cue from Chavez; vows to nationalize media
- UnNews:Bush targets approval ratings with distraction plan
- UnNews:Bush tells Truth - treated for shock
- UnNews:Bush to announce Iraqi troop increase
- UnNews:Bush to be stripped of Heisman trophy
- UnNews:Bush to Deploy National Guard at Canadian Border
- UnNews:Bush to Give Medal of Freedom to fellow Warmongers
- UnNews:Bush to play Darth Vader in latest Star Wars movie
- UnNews:Bush to send more troops to St. Helens in effort to appease Volcano God
- UnNews:Bush to surrender Iraq to insurgents
- UnNews:Bush to use oil money to fund war
- UnNews:Bush travels to Africa in search of country to invade
- UnNews:Bush undercuts Hezbollah, sends aid to Lebanon
- UnNews:Bush unveils new system for trying terrorists
- UnNews:Bush vetoes 2009 pullout
- UnNews:Bush vetoes budget, "Takeout bill" returns to Congress
- UnNews:Bush vetoes Voting Rights Act
- UnNews:Bush vows revenge on Mother Nature after terrorist attack
- UnNews:Bush vows to learn new tricks in the New Year
- UnNews:Bush vows to leave at least a few children behind
- UnNews:Bush vows to make change
- UnNews:Bush warns of terrorist meeting
- UnNews:Bush was right, Saddam did have Yellow Cake
- UnNews:Bush weighs options for third member to the Axis of Evil
- UnNews:Bush welcomes Sheehan to neighborhood with customary Jello-O mold
- UnNews:Bush will not be rushed into decision
- UnNews:Bush will serve as a troop in Iraq
- UnNews:Bush's Approval Rating Falls Below Zero
- UnNews:Bush, Lebanon Seek Greater French Role in UN Force
- UnNews:Bush, Satan always "chillin' out"
- UnNews:Bush, seeking new generals, taps Boy Scouts
- UnNews:Bush-Blair in chatroom fracas
- UnNews:Bush: "Hang 'em high!"
- UnNews:Bush: "Invading all those places would've worked, too"
- UnNews:Bush: "We Must Reduce our Dependence on Foreign Sources of Drugs."
- UnNews:Bush: claims of a preemptive strike against Iran wildly off the mark
- UnNews:Bush: Congress is really ticking me off
- UnNews:Bush: God Must Lay Down Weapons of Mass Destruction
- UnNews:Bush: Peaceful Iranian resolution "boring"
- UnNews:Butterball to start new gassing turkey program
- UnNews:Butterfly found responsible for Katrina
- UnNews:Butthead found
- UnNews:Butts Irritated by Lack of Toilet Paper, Turns the Other Cheek to Theft
- UnNews:Buyers line up for a Wii
- UnNews:Buzz Lightyear "attacked by zombie spacebats"
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