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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:Recession now affecting time itself; one hour lost Sunday
- UnNews:Record jackpot expected for Nobel Peace Prize
- UnNews:Record percentage of children to dress up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween
- UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl
- UnNews:Recruiters frustrated they can't hire Cheney, Rumsfeld
- UnNews:Rectal recognition software launched
- UnNews:Red Cross hosts annual finger drive
- UnNews:Red Shirts blast Thai PM for trying to make good image
- UnNews:Redneck defends Second Amendment, some of Kwanzaa
- UnNews:Redneck Reader goes visual
- UnNews:Rednose Day deepens understanding
- UnNews:Reds pretend to land on Red Planet
- UnNews:Redundant UnNews article announces rewrite of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article
- UnNews:Referees again dictate outcome of match
- UnNews:Refugee crisis on Wisconsin's west border
- UnNews:Refugee Pandas safe in Scotland
- UnNews:Regegade rabbi recites kaddish with only nine Jews present; universe thrown into chaos
- UnNews:Regulators seek to make air travel deadlier
- UnNews:Reid outlines New Attitude to Guns in the UK
- UnNews:Reid sells Limbaugh's Letter
- UnNews:Reincarnation might be misleading
- UnNews:Rejoice as Mugabe's party wins recount
- UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis
- UnNews:Relief as Uncyclopedia stays up
- UnNews:Religion Section
- UnNews:Religious activists complain over nudity in porn films
- UnNews:Religious Cartoon Row Intensifies
- UnNews:Religious far-left object to "Science" Voodoo
- UnNews:Religious text accused of plagiarism
- UnNews:Remembrance day remembered
- UnNews:Renault to be investigated after Piquet, Jr. "finishes race"
- UnNews:Renewed Fighting in Gazza Strip
- UnNews:Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict
- UnNews:Report says Rumsfeld allowed Colonel Tigh to abuse Guantanamo prisoners
- UnNews:Report: 'The Man' packs it up
- UnNews:Report: CIA attempting to influence student elections
- UnNews:Report: Congress Can't Handle Obama's Huge Package
- UnNews:Report: More Americans getting high from pot than from corn or soybeans
- UnNews:Report: Obama Fathered Two Black Children
- UnNews:Report: Racists angry at media portrayal
- UnNews:Report: Wolves Make Great Pets
- UnNews:Reporter Confesses, "I May Have Stretched the Facts"
- UnNews:Reporter discovers the shocking truth behind Acai Berry
- UnNews:Reporter permitted one corny story
- UnNews:Reporters Without Borders voice concerns
- UnNews:Reports from NASA, Iraq study group, get mixed up
- UnNews:Reptilian humanoids from Nirubu have enslaved us... again
- UnNews:Republic of Columbo Elected to UN Security Council
- UnNews:Republican Healthcare 2009, "Throw a Little Dirt On It."
- UnNews:Republican party chairman plays tit for tat
- UnNews:Republican Party Declares War on Women
- UnNews:Republicans and Democrats find a common goal
- UnNews:Republicans give entire world to Satan
- UnNews:Republicans give up US Congress, Express Relief
- UnNews:Republicans move to rename France 'Freedomland'
- UnNews:Republicans pin blame for storm on Obama
- UnNews:Republicans rename Democratic Party
- UnNews:Republicans to Republicans: Fuck Republicans!
- UnNews:Republicans warn of dictatorship if Obama wins
- UnNews:Research shows surgeons likely to play violent video games
- UnNews:Research: Uncyclopedia worker interruptions costly
- UnNews:Researchers discover that the song, "All You Need is Love" may in fact be false.
- UnNews:Researchers discover wrong way to eat a Reese's
- UnNews:Researchers fail to uncover reason to live
- UnNews:Researchers report, "Bacon taste good"
- UnNews:Respected theologians call for return to wife beating
- UnNews:Retail sales unexpectedly drop
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