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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:Pink Floyd enthusiast deeply depressed
- UnNews:Pirate ghosts suspected in death of Scooby-Doo creator, Iwao Takamoto
- UnNews:Pirates continue global rampage, plunder box office revenues
- UnNews:Pirates hijack USS Enterprise
- UnNews:Pirates looking forward to Steelers' training camp
- UnNews:Pirates of the Caribbean attack Gonaïves
- UnNews:Pirates seize moron ship
- UnNews:Pirates take illegal dump off the coast of Africaland
- UnNews:Pirates take land lubber yank hostage
- UnNews:Pittsburgh Pirates forfeit season
- UnNews:Pittsburgh Steelers trounce Conway Cougars
- UnNews:Pixar film deemed too racy, gets X rating
- UnNews:Plaid Cymru propose to unleash Wales onto the UK
- UnNews:Plaintiff must prove she's "too sexy to work"
- UnNews:Plan to clone Hitler hindered by protests
- UnNews:Plan to move Israel to Canada, "just not working out"
- UnNews:Plan to scare off Jewbirds backfires
- UnNews:Plane crash foils Nigerian sultan's escape plan, Illinois farmer's get-rich-quick scheme
- UnNews:Plane explodes in Boston
- UnNews:Planet Earth mocks Iran by invading Uranus
- UnNews:Planet Google unveiled; Uncyclopedia's Mars base nowhere to be found
- UnNews:Planet Palin orbits the Trump Star
- Planet X
- UnNews:Planned Parenthood gets pranked
- UnNews:Planned Parenthood to conduct legitimate rape classes
- UnNews:Plans change for U.S. border wall
- UnNews:Plans for New Zealand's Manukau and Auckland cities to be merged into one: Millions gasp.
- UnNews:Plans to build another Mt. Everest postponed
- UnNews:Plans to stage Premiership football matches on Moon and Mars "non-starter"
- UnNews:Platypus - a stupid hoax
- UnNews:Play-Doh penises perturb parents
- UnNews:Playboy centerfold is Marge Simpson spins off Playboy Jr. for Boys
- UnNews:Playboy launches Braille issue
- UnNews:Playboy to publish inflatable centerfold
- UnNews:Players are behind me - McClaren
- UnNews:Playground pals Bill & Barack on speaking terms again
- UnNews:Playstation 3 actually a hoax
- UnNews:PlayStation 3 European launch announced
- UnNews:Playstation 3 is second hand junk
- UnNews:Playstation 3 to save humanity from misery, death
- UnNews:Please! Rush to safety!
- UnNews:Plumber enters terror war
- UnNews:Pluto mission encounters a temper tantrum
- UnNews:Pluto totally dissed
- UnNews:PM defiant: "We shall fight them in the cinemas!"
- UnNews:PM getting new plane to fight terrorism
- UnNews:PM kicks dog, children
- UnNews:PM to provide biscuits at Cabinet Meeting
- UnNews:Point-Counterpoint: Should the Union charter a new National Bank?
- UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Is Obama smart to bring back the era of big government?
- UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Should American health care reform include a public option?
- UnNews:Poisonous gas forces US jet to make emergency landing
- UnNews:Poker king pairs up, gets jack
- UnNews:Pokémon found in Indonesia
- UnNews:Poland shocked as president’s coffin arrives in New Zealand
- UnNews:Polar Bear Chastises 2011 Punching-Bear-In-Face Alaskan Contest
- UnNews:Polar bear hunter breaks world record!
- UnNews:Polar Bears unveil new stargate
- UnNews:Polaroid film packs return to market
- UnNews:Police advise, pissing them off still a crime
- UnNews:Police apologize for random shooting, blame it on "too much Grand Theft Auto"
- UnNews:Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime
- UnNews:Police Blotter: June 11, 2014
- UnNews:Police Chief: "Legalise Murder"
- UnNews:Police Declare Open Season on Protesters as Thousands Defy Curfew
- UnNews:Police dog takes over the Oscar Pistorius investigation
- UnNews:Police fail to persuade banker to jump from roof
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- UnNews:Pope finds a train sign in his bed
- UnNews:Pope gets high, hosts impromptu Hitler memorial
- UnNews:Pope Gets Lost at Way of the Cross Procession
- UnNews:Pope gets new hat
- UnNews:Pope hits out at consumer culture, prefers time when Church owned everything
- UnNews:Pope in critical condition from E. Coli in Spinach
- UnNews:Pope introduces eighth deadly sin
- UnNews:Pope John Paul II wins 'Monsignor Universe' beauty contest
- UnNews:Pope John-Paul II announces candidacy for President
- UnNews:Pope lauds Rabbi's insistence Catholics did not kill reason
- UnNews:Pope makes creepy apology to child-abuse victims
- UnNews:Pope makes Irish primate new cardinal
- UnNews:Pope makes visit to historic House of Blues
- UnNews:Pope Mr Benedict Ratzinger XVI goes head to head with the Malaysian government
- UnNews:Pope on Viagra
- UnNews:Pope praises Jamie Lynn Spears for not using birth control
- UnNews:Pope Releases Debut Album
- UnNews:Pope Says "Ragheads Need to Shut the Fuck Up"
- UnNews:Pope says 'The Big Bang Theory' is a good show
- UnNews:Pope says Church not a string of "nos"
- UnNews:Pope says everything is true, and related
- UnNews:Pope says gays are destroying rainforest
- UnNews:Pope shown to be fraud in Sydney
- UnNews:Pope slanders Jews to appease Muslims after call for Crusade
- UnNews:Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods
- UnNews:Pope Thrown into Asylum
- UnNews:Pope to appear in Girls Gone Wild film so Americans will know who he is
- UnNews:Pope to wed as Vatican supports gay marriage
- UnNews:Pope trashes creationism
- UnNews:Pope unveils latest love list
- UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse
- UnNews:Pope visits Brazilian drug "clinic"
- UnNews:Pope wore a German football shirt as he watched Argentina lose in World Cup
- UnNews:Pope's Exorcist Squads to Wage War on Satan
- UnNews:Pope's third book on Jesus is really just bad fanfiction
- UnNews:Pope: "Scotland is too cold"
- UnNews:Popeye Busted for Steroid Use
- UnNews:Popeye in critical condition from E. coli in spinach
- UnNews:Population of men who identify as gay up nearly 200% in month following leak of Snooki nudes
- UnNews:Pork farmers pick new slogan
- UnNews:Porn and kids:How young is too young?
- UnNews:Porn is finished, kaput, out of here, gonzo
- UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies
- Portal:Music
- Portal:Music/News
- Portal:Religion
- Portal:Religion/News
- UnNews:Portmeirion declared Britain's ‘Worst Tourist Resort’
- UnNews:Portugal's training methods exposed
- UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster
- UnNews:Postage to go up again
- UnNews:Postal Service to be replaced by Pony Express
- UnNews:Poster of Britney Spears getting boned okay for Tokyo subway
- UnNews:Potatoes launch non-violent takeover
- UnNews:Potential 90s nostalgia reboots
- UnNews:Potential Teachers' strike causes panic
- UnNews:Potter gives opinion on Subprime mortgage crisis
- UnNews:Poundland under investigation for price fixing
- UnNews:Power is still out in St. Louis; nobody cares
- UnNews:Power Rangers is surprisingly still on, canceled
- UnNews:Power-elite see error of their ways, repent
- UnNews:Powerball winner also wins "Dumbest SOB on Planet" award
- UnNews:Pranked nurse speaks through medium
- UnNews:Prankster hits NPR, heads roll
- UnNews:Praying pilot jailed
- UnNews:Pre-election Highlights
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