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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:Pineapple Is Most Suggestive Fruit
- UnNews:Pink Floyd enthusiast deeply depressed
- UnNews:Pirate ghosts suspected in death of Scooby-Doo creator, Iwao Takamoto
- UnNews:Pirates continue global rampage, plunder box office revenues
- UnNews:Pirates hijack USS Enterprise
- UnNews:Pirates looking forward to Steelers' training camp
- UnNews:Pirates of the Caribbean attack Gonaïves
- UnNews:Pirates seize moron ship
- UnNews:Pirates take illegal dump off the coast of Africaland
- UnNews:Pirates take land lubber yank hostage
- UnNews:Pittsburgh Pirates forfeit season
- UnNews:Pittsburgh Steelers trounce Conway Cougars
- UnNews:Pixar film deemed too racy, gets X rating
- UnNews:Plaid Cymru propose to unleash Wales onto the UK
- UnNews:Plaintiff must prove she's "too sexy to work"
- UnNews:Plan to clone Hitler hindered by protests
- UnNews:Plan to move Israel to Canada, "just not working out"
- UnNews:Plan to scare off Jewbirds backfires
- UnNews:Plane crash foils Nigerian sultan's escape plan, Illinois farmer's get-rich-quick scheme
- UnNews:Plane explodes in Boston
- UnNews:Planet Earth mocks Iran by invading Uranus
- UnNews:Planet Google unveiled; Uncyclopedia's Mars base nowhere to be found
- UnNews:Planet Palin orbits the Trump Star
- UnNews:Planned Parenthood gets pranked
- UnNews:Planned Parenthood to conduct legitimate rape classes
- UnNews:Plans for New Zealand's Manukau and Auckland cities to be merged into one: Millions gasp.
- UnNews:Plans to build another Mt. Everest postponed
- UnNews:Plans to stage Premiership football matches on Moon and Mars "non-starter"
- UnNews:Platypus - a stupid hoax
- UnNews:Play-Doh penises perturb parents
- UnNews:Playboy centerfold is Marge Simpson spins off Playboy Jr. for Boys
- UnNews:Playboy launches Braille issue
- UnNews:Playboy to publish inflatable centerfold
- UnNews:Players are behind me - McClaren
- UnNews:Playground pals Bill & Barack on speaking terms again
- UnNews:Playstation 3 actually a hoax
- UnNews:PlayStation 3 European launch announced
- UnNews:Playstation 3 is second hand junk
- UnNews:Playstation 3 to save humanity from misery, death
- UnNews:Plumber enters terror war
- UnNews:Pluto mission encounters a temper tantrum
- UnNews:Pluto totally dissed
- UnNews:PM defiant: "We shall fight them in the cinemas!"
- UnNews:PM getting new plane to fight terrorism
- UnNews:PM kicks dog, children
- UnNews:PM to provide biscuits at Cabinet Meeting
- UnNews:Point-Counterpoint: Should the Union charter a new National Bank?
- UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Is Obama smart to bring back the era of big government?
- UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Should American health care reform include a public option?
- UnNews:Poisonous gas forces US jet to make emergency landing
- UnNews:Pokémon found in Indonesia
- UnNews:Poland shocked as president’s coffin arrives in New Zealand
- UnNews:Polar Bear Chastises 2011 Punching-Bear-In-Face Alaskan Contest
- UnNews:Polar bear hunter breaks world record!
- UnNews:Polar Bears unveil new stargate
- UnNews:Polaroid film packs return to market
- UnNews:Police advise, pissing them off still a crime
- UnNews:Police apologize for random shooting, blame it on "too much Grand Theft Auto"
- UnNews:Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime
- UnNews:Police Blotter: June 11, 2014
- UnNews:Police Chief: "Legalise Murder"
- UnNews:Police Declare Open Season on Protesters as Thousands Defy Curfew
- UnNews:Police dog takes over the Oscar Pistorius investigation
- UnNews:Police fail to persuade banker to jump from roof
- UnNews:Police find 'Werewolf' link to violence
- UnNews:Police find crystal meth recipe in Bible
- UnNews:Police foil terrorist plot to put snakes on a plane
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