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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:Man gets into record by eating 103 hamburgers but dies
- UnNews:Man goes to work; wife fucks his neighbor
- UnNews:Man googles "The Turner Diaries", takes over America
- UnNews:Man granted immortality speaks out: "Life's a bitch"
- UnNews:Man hangs himself after accusations of unBritishness
- UnNews:Man Harasses Woman at Drive-Thru
- UnNews:Man has bad picture taken of him
- UnNews:Man has different opinion on Wales' geography
- UnNews:Man has perfect day award revoked after kitten abuse.
- UnNews:Man has Queer Eye surgically implanted
- UnNews:Man has sex with bicycle, escapes prosecution
- UnNews:Man held for insulting Bush
- UnNews:Man hurt in search for the HWTHOG
- UnNews:Man imprisoned for saying "maybe those Arabs have a point"
- UnNews:Man insists Friday the 13th was not, in fact, that unlucky
- UnNews:Man jumps quarry
- UnNews:Man Killed By Hogging Karaoke
- UnNews:Man killed by Trouser Snake
- UnNews:Man killed by Trouser Snake Again
- UnNews:Man kills neighbor's dog and takes a shit in its skull, is not raptured
- UnNews:Man kills PC
- UnNews:Man lures girl (13) online, arrested under Calif. anti-fraud laws
- UnNews:Man makes headlines
- UnNews:Man marries brown rice
- UnNews:Man masturbates wildly to internet pornography and cums all over Pat Buchanan
- UnNews:Man Microwaves Pinky, Sues
- UnNews:Man misses flight
- UnNews:Man Poops on Obama
- UnNews:Man presses charges against right hand for sexual assault
- UnNews:Man Pumps Seabiscuit
- UnNews:Man quits job, sues spammers
- UnNews:Man realises he holds penis with left hand
- UnNews:Man recites pi to 100,000 places, we're not sure why
- UnNews:Man ruled "not guilty by reason of Frenchness"
- UnNews:Man says he predicted 7th Star Wars movie
- UnNews:Man shooting teenagers in London turns out to be environmentalist offsetting his carbon emissions
- UnNews:Man shoots elderly woman outside video game store, recieves free copy of new Grand Theft Auto
- UnNews:Man shot by police during operation
- UnNews:Man shot into space, possibly being tortured
- UnNews:Man sits at home playing Warcraft III, gets all the hot women
- UnNews:Man slaughters entire family in self-defense
- UnNews:Man slays Mayor, declares himself Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
- UnNews:Man steals free samples
- UnNews:Man stuck on toilet for 4 days after adverse reaction to curry dish
- UnNews:Man sues God; is smited
- UnNews:Man Sues Internet; Gives Son Access To Inappropriate Material
- UnNews:Man sues Sun
- UnNews:Man suffers caffeine underdose
- UnNews:Man survives car crash and thirty foot fall, doctors shoot him out of sheer irritation
- UnNews:Man suspects that his die is broken
- UnNews:Man throws taco at restaurant manager, gets death penalty
- UnNews:Man unsure whether he likes Burger King or McDonalds most
- UnNews:Man uses potatoes to test wi-fi
- UnNews:Man versus machine on "Jeopardy"
- UnNews:Man wakes up
- UnNews:Man wants his name back
- UnNews:Man was dead and was not agreed
- UnNews:Man Wearing Overcoat Exposes Global-Warming Lie
- UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time
- UnNews:Man wins $9 million Vioxx lottery
- UnNews:Man wins award for "Best Suicide Of The Year"
- UnNews:Man Wins Lottery by Using Numbers from "Lost"
- UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel
- UnNews:Man Writes Worst Satire Ever, Runs For Life
- UnNews:Man's Fists Now Declared Lethal Weapons.
- UnNews:Man's nipples fall right off
- UnNews:Man, 105, attributes long life to cardboard diet
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- UnNews:Management by Assholism sweeps the workplace
- UnNews:Manchester United hold minute's silence for Robin van Persie
- UnNews:Manchester United players 'cooked and ate girls like pieces of meat' at party
- UnNews:Mancini-Balotelli bust up featured 'incomprehensible gestures'
- UnNews:Mandatory government ban on illegal immigration to come into effect immediately
- UnNews:Mandelson blames Starbucks for the state of UK's Economy
- UnNews:Mandy is a Whore
- UnNews:Manhattan teen on suicide watch
- UnNews:Manson to cut hair on Death Row
- UnNews:Manual of Life unearthed, disappointment ensues
- UnNews:Manuel II Palaiologos blasts backpedaling pope
- UnNews:Manuel to be Obama’s White House Chief of Staff
- UnNews:Manufacturer recalls Tobacco Tykes play set
- UnNews:Many 'believe myths' on epilepsy
- UnNews:Many killed in Turkey explosion
- UnNews:Many new superheroes appear in Japan
- UnNews:Marauding Mongols slowed by complex visa requirements
- UnNews:Marble Hills - a bachelor haven
- UnNews:Marconi Invents Radio Made From Macaroni
- UnNews:Marge Simpson named as Doctor Whos new companion
- UnNews:Maria speaks to us
- UnNews:Marie Osbourne Suicide Ruled "Cute"
- UnNews:Marijuana butter shown to get kids high
- UnNews:Marijuana Legalized in Florida for Even-Numbered addresses
- UnNews:Marijuana may stave off Alzheimer's, results hard to see
- UnNews:Marilyn Manson performs fellatio, claims "it was strictly business"
- UnNews:Marines told to disrobe before Panetta
- UnNews:Mark Foley's Treatment Stirs Debate in Congress, Logic Optional
- UnNews:Mark Twain's "A sweltering day in Australia" decoded
- UnNews:Mark Wallinger's horse penis to be made into a Landmark
- UnNews:Mark Webber is rubbish, says Australian Formula One champ
- UnNews:Mark Zuckerberg quits Windows over "Too Many Security Updates"
- UnNews:Mark Zuckerberg updates status to 'married'
- UnNews:Marks&Spencer joins UnNews's campaign to banish old bags from its stores
- UnNews:Married couple divorces after online affair -- with each other
- UnNews:Marriots says, "The slut begged for it"
- UnNews:Mars new confection: Jesus' Pieces
- UnNews:Mars remains mysteriously boring
- UnNews:Mars Rover finds beautiful oasis on Mars
- UnNews:Mars rover proves poop rolls downhill
- UnNews:Mars site may hold 'buried life'
- UnNews:Mars to sue Earth for landing more 'unwanted junk' on their planet
- UnNews:Martial arts pervert banned from Earth
- UnNews:Martians sue Blair for criminal damage
- UnNews:Martti Ahtisaari tapped for Peace Prize, world leaders pissed off
- UnNews:Mary Jo Kopechne's killer brought to justice
- UnNews:Mary-Jane caught with pot!
- UnNews:Mass "Flatulance Festival" Causes Poison Cloud Over Ukraine
- UnNews:Mass flooding reported all across America
- UnNews:Mass grave full of archdukes discovered. WWI to recommence
- UnNews:Mass. Gov. Deval Patrick, "I will play the race card"
- UnNews:Massachusetts court rules in favor of incarcerated furries
- UnNews:Massachusetts outlaws laser-eyed cats as public health risk
- UnNews:Massachusetts residents despondent as non-Kennedy sworn in
- UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions
- UnNews:Massacre at Brookfield Zoo
- UnNews:Massive Earthquake, Giant Sink Hole Swallows Chile
- UnNews:Massive impact crater discovered: scientists blame Fat Man
- UnNews:Massive meteorite destroys Canada
- UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy
- UnNews:Massive strike paralyzes Greece
- UnNews:Massive tentacled tumor extracted from man, escapes
- UnNews:Masturbation is now a crime!
- UnNews:Match.com defends sexual predators in lawsuit
- UnNews:Maternal deaths linked to obesity
- UnNews:Math broken, Universe in chaos
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