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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:H.J Heinz Forced to Relinquish HP Sauce to Hewlett Packard
- UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!!
- UnNews:Hackers briefly overwhelm three key porn servers
- UnNews:Hackers nab €800,000 from Nordea Bank
- UnNews:Haggard feels "fabulous!"
- UnNews:Haggard still "fabulous!"
- UnNews:Haim Saban buys back rights to "Power Rangers", fans rejoice
- UnNews:Haiti frees American missionaries
- UnNews:Haiti quake is divine retribution, says Pat Robertson
- UnNews:Hal Holbrook is a melting lesbian
- UnNews:Half-Squid Half-Octopus found off Hawaii, Japan bombs for more sushi
- UnNews:Halliburton moves headquarters to warmer climes
- UnNews:Halliburton Shuts Down Pipeline in Bush's Brain
- UnNews:Halliburton: “Psst! Wanna buy a kidney?”
- UnNews:Halloween Disaster X ends in, well, disaster
- UnNews:"Halloween" remake: Zombie out, Minelli in
- UnNews:Hallucinating Kettle called black by Pot
- UnNews:Hamas embarrased to find it invaded wrong country
- UnNews:Hamas Pays Palestinian Workers With Monopoly Money
- UnNews:Hamas protests 40 years of an Israeli-controlled Jerusalem by shooting Fattah activists
- UnNews:Hamas stockpiling monkey penetrating ammunition
- UnNews:Hamas, Israel, agree to fire rockets attached with first aid kits
- UnNews:Hamburglar executed
- UnNews:Hammond nominated for 2 positions
- UnNews:Hampster Injured in horrific Formula Floor accident.
- UnNews:Han Solo falls in Iraq, future in doubt
- UnNews:Hand Mortar Hunter Charges Thrown Out by Judge
- UnNews:Hand sanitizer a good way to beat drunk breath test
- UnNews:Handicapped karaoke singers have their vocal chords removed after "one bad gig"
- UnNews:Hangnail foils Space Station rescue attempt
- UnNews:Hangover drug suppressed
- UnNews:Hannah Monatana Unmasked as Russian Spy
- UnNews:Happy 40th Birthday Internet!
- UnNews:Happy grandmother accidentally becomes four-star general
- UnNews:Harbhajan Singh racially abuses clown
- UnNews:Hard Times for a Hard Industry
- UnNews:Hardened butter tears through fresh bread - sandwich ruined
- UnNews:Hardy Boys Latest Mystery Takes Their Virginity
- UnNews:Hark! The Herald Angus Sings
- UnNews:Harlequin seeks "real men"
- UnNews:Harold Lauder helps Boulder again!
- UnNews:Harper Relieved at Narrow Escapes
- UnNews:Harry Potter "adult edition" ending confuses pre-teens
- UnNews:Harry potter book sales predicted to plunge after J.K rowling unveils sex scene wrap-up
- UnNews:Harry Potter Goes Crazy and Jumps off Building
- UnNews:Harry Potter murders everyone at Hogwarts
- UnNews:Harry Potter revealed to be "heterosexual"
- UnNews:Harry Potter to blame for school shootings
- UnNews:Harry Potter won't go to Iraq, and Ministry of Magic is divided by the decision
- UnNews:Harry shot first: Cheney cleared in hunting incident
- UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs
- UnNews:Harvard decides to cease admissions
- UnNews:Harvard Study Shows “Loop-Swoop-Pull” Method Of Tying Shoelaces To Be More Effective Than “Rabbit Ears” Method
- UnNews:Harvard unveils new karaoke program
- UnNews:Has Tiger Woods lost his mojo?
- UnNews:Hasbro introduces "My Little Penis"
- UnNews:Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length
- UnNews:Hatchet II director Adam Green to direct Superman reboot
- UnNews:Hats: The Space Age fashion trend
- UnNews:Haunted, Ted Kennedy returns to Chappaquiddick
- UnNews:Have a heart?
- UnNews:Having already decided results of 2008 elections, U.S. media moves on to predicting 2012 results
- UnNews:Hawaii governor wants to prove Obama was born in the US
- UnNews:Hawking: "We were wrong about everything" Interview exclusive.
- UnNews:Hawks slaughter Demons in front of 2 million people
- UnNews:He shoots, he misses!
- UnNews:He-She T driver is a dunderhead
- UnNews:Head and Shoulders Sued!
- UnNews:HeadOn Manufacturer issues Vaigra challenge
- UnNews:Health Canada issues a warning regarding hot women after new study released
- UnNews:Heartless bastards make HILARIOUS Steve Irwin-based UnNews story
- UnNews:Heater Kicks in at Tiger Woods' Home Due to Comfortable Thermostat Setting
- UnNews:Heath Ledger found alive and well in California
- UnNews:Heath Ledger is dead
- UnNews:Heath Ledger rejected from 27 Club
- UnNews:Heath Ledger Wins Golden Globe, Thousands of 'Dying To Win' Puns Made
- UnNews:Heath Ledger's death might've been publicity stunt, police suspects
- UnNews:Heathrow Terminal 5 open to failure
- UnNews:Heaven Police after God
- UnNews:Heaven to be outsourced
- UnNews:Heavens rejoice as Dow surpasses 14,000
- UnNews:Heavily bearded relative feels snubbed at party
- UnNews:Hebe Camargo dies
- UnNews:Hefner to take Playboy private
- UnNews:Helen Keller arrested for public indecency
- UnNews:Hell: We Won
- UnNews:Hello Kitty named as Japan's UN ambassador
- UnNews:Hello Kitty ships guns to the US
- UnNews:Henry Bobart: still single
- UnNews:Henson's Creature Shop recieves special effects accolade for Bush
- UnNews:Hermione Kills Harry to Destroy Voldemort
- UnNews:Heroic Argentinian poor march for right to be starving
- UnNews:Heston Blumenthal dies at 45
- UnNews:Heterosexuality declared "a vile abomination and unnatural sexual preference according to scripture and now according to scientists. Kekekeke!"
- UnNews:Hey America! Fuck you, too!
- UnNews:Hey Girls! Come and watch "Sex in the City 2" - Its gonna be SHIT!
- UnNews:Hey, that guy, you know, the one on South Park, he's dead
- UnNews:Hezbollah baffled by Israel's response
- UnNews:Hezbollah bombs UnNews HQ
- UnNews:Hezbollah launches missile attack on Nazareth; Jesus suffers minor injuries
- UnNews:Hezbollah leader warns against evils of kitten huffing
- UnNews:Hezbollah militants killed by letter bomb
- UnNews:Hezbollah Popularity Rises With New Mascot
- UnNews:Hezbollah scores own goal, says murdered Colombian footballer
- UnNews:Hezbollah: We Won
- UnNews:Hiccup outbreak causes panic
- UnNews:Hidden racist comments found in borat film
- UnNews:Hideously ugly radio host fired for being too polite
- UnNews:Higgs-Bozo particles detected at FermiLab
- UnNews:High Art Now Considered Offensive, Shocking
- UnNews:High Court injunction against Eyjafjallajokull volcano
- UnNews:High court orders woman to "get a sense of humor"
- UnNews:High court rules:It's still rape even if you shout surprise
- UnNews:High school distributes marijuana to its students
- UnNews:High School Musical reboot in progress
- UnNews:High Wycombe rejoices at bombing raid
- UnNews:High-heeled shoes for babies hit UK
- UnNews:High-school football player attacks 14-year-old girl
- UnNews:High-speed train crash "not disasterous enough"
- UnNews:Higher Power denies responsibility for dead bride
- UnNews:Highway man gets wheelchair ride
- UnNews:Hikers warned not to fuck with Mount Hood
- UnNews:Hilarious office intern pissing everybody off
- UnNews:Hilary Clinton to have a cameo in Napoleon Dynamite II: The Search For Joan Rivers' Implants
- UnNews:Hilary to escape?
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton "just a happy housewife" inside
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton allegedly operated whorehouse
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton crowns herself Queen of America
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton defends holocaust remark
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton Drops out of the Presidential Election
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton drops out, endorses Barack Obama
- UnNews:Hillary Clinton to be added to Mt. Rushmore
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