 This article or section appears to contain a few references to ongoing events.
Information may change rapidly as the event progresses, until climax has been reached.
|
Slamming the wasps from the pure apple of truth.
Pages in category "UnNews"
The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 8,336 total.
(
previous 200) (
next 200)
D
- UnNews:Dolphins achieve near imperfection with no effort
- UnNews:Domino's introduces Hubble Deep Field Dish Pizza
- UnNews:Donald Rumsfeld opens pizza parlor
- UnNews:Donald Rumsfeld proposes using textbooks as shields in Iraq
- UnNews:Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell publically profess love for one another, plan to marry
- UnNews:Donald Trump cusses out President Obama
- UnNews:Donkey Kong opposes Iraqi Conflict
- UnNews:Donkey traffic gridlock blocks the start of Anno Domini
- UnNews:Doomed Astronauts Optimistic
- UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon
- UnNews:Doors still slamming after all these years
- UnNews:Dope on a Rope invention called "promising"
- UnNews:Double Amputee Allowed to Compete in Ass-Kicking Contest
- UnNews:Doughboy alleges police brutality
- UnNews:Douglas Feith Exonerated
- UnNews:Dow Falls Below 11,000 on Bearish Reports from Drug Dealers
- UnNews:Dow Jones Raised From the Dead, Recession Now Officially Over
- UnNews:Dow reaches 12,000, people still live in poverty, squalor
- UnNews:Dow Soars 900 Points On Paulson's New Liquidation Policy
- UnNews:Downpour hits south of England
- UnNews:Dozens killed in Habbo Hotel bombing
- UnNews:DPLGenesis
- UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
- UnNews:Dr Doom: I'm STILL not plotting to steal Ming The Merciless's job, despite his destruction
- UnNews:Dr. Kevorkian to be released from prison, sent to help Iraqi suicide bombers
- UnNews:Dracula Awarded A Knighthood By Nervous Monarch
- UnNews:Dracula returns to life, nobody cares
- UnNews:Dragon Emperor's tomb rediscovered!
- UnNews:Dragons' Den Slammed By Dragon Conservationists
- UnNews:Dream police arrest Cheap Trick
- UnNews:Driverless Cars 'Not Quite Ready Yet'
- UnNews:Drivers face 120mph speed limit
- UnNews:Driving dogs scare New Zealand's cat population
- UnNews:Drone Innards Revealed
- UnNews:Drone Wars: “If it breathes, kill it!”
- UnNews:Drought Hits Southern UK
- UnNews:Drug dealers go on strike, rehabs becoming increasingly overbooked
- UnNews:Drug dealers resort to publically traded corporations
- UnNews:Drug gangs attack Mexican car wash
- UnNews:Drunk guy experiments with booty tweets
- UnNews:Drunken expletive-laced rant lands soulless marketing drone in prison
- UnNews:Drunken Man Finds Driving Hard; Promptly Arrested
- UnNews:Duceppe promotes unity
- UnNews:Duchess of Cambridge right royally fucked
- UnNews:Duchess of Cambridge will give birth to a human child: A nation celebrates
- UnNews:Duck Drowns; Marine Biologists Raged
- UnNews:DuckApple: They Said Bad Things About Us
- UnNews:Duckist rebels meet opposition in Donegal
- UnNews:Dude with Bob Marley sticker ignorant of Marley's beliefs
- UnNews:Dude would like totally bone Nancy Pelosi anyway
- UnNews:Dude's "Second Life" every bit as boring as his first life
- UnNews:Duke Nukem Forever Celebration delayed again
- UnNews:Duke Nukem Forever Delay Postpones Iraqi Parliament Session
- UnNews:Dullsville featured on Wikipedia's Main Page
- UnNews:DUMB-asses censored for no apparent reason
- UnNews:Dumbfuck Mountain branded politically incorrect by Republicans
- UnNews:Dunkirk debacle may extend war
- UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue
- UnNews:Dutch author finds lost manuscript while tidying up
- UnNews:Dutch cartoonist finds success after bad review
- UnNews:Dutch clogs no match for Spanish bull
- UnNews:Dutch elections most important event of the year
- UnNews:Dutch Masterpiece Stolen: Police Baffled
- UnNews:Dutch party bans poisoning politicians
- UnNews:Dutch Socialist Party wins election by a landslide
- UnNews:DWP Snags in Beijing Addressed
- UnNews:Dyslexic Fundamentalists launch Croation Museum
|
D cont.
E
|
E cont.
- UnNews:Elephant Pee Coffee is acquired taste
- UnNews:Elevator etiquette lacking, says Dali Lama
- UnNews:Eleven Killed on Boll Film Set
- UnNews:Elitist media prepare public for ultimate true flag attack
- UnNews:Elizabeth II named most powerful woman in the UK
- UnNews:Elizabeth Taylor's death leaves Elton John as the biggest dame in Hollywood
- UnNews:Elizabeth Warren destroys the universe
- UnNews:Ellen Degenerate shows softer side, sort of
- UnNews:Elmo doll on the run after threatening child
- UnNews:Elmo sexually assaults his aide
- UnNews:Elmo, Barney Contestants on Jeopardy
- UnNews:Eloi continue search for mysterious device
- UnNews:Elsuive Duckist killing Sheep release statement
- UnNews:Elton John "I disgust myself!"
- UnNews:Elton's successor already an enigma
- UnNews:Elvira dies again
- UnNews:Elvis flooded in Memphis
- UnNews:Elvis is Still Dead
- UnNews:Elvis' tomb up for grabs!
- UnNews:Embryo right’s activists win legal battle
- UnNews:Emergency grips India as god hangs on life support
- UnNews:EMI strikes new blow against piracy, common sense, self
- UnNews:Emigrant rally draws 3 people
- UnNews:Eminem edges out 50 Cent as Forbes richest
- UnNews:Emirates to build Burj Khalifa knock-off next to Burj Khalifa
- UnNews:Emma Lazarus poem updated for 2006
- UnNews:Emmanuel Goldstein dies
- UnNews:Emo Dynasty Collapses
- UnNews:Emo kid elected President of the United States
- UnNews:Emo suicide outlawed, decrees God
- UnNews:Emos the world over voyage to Swiss death clinics
- UnNews:Emotionally drained entertainment industry produces Why Don't You Get a Job? for Chilean relief
- UnNews:Emperor Godzilla tells nation not to panic
- UnNews:Emperor of Colorado assassinated
- UnNews:Emperor's new clothes bedazzle fashion world
- UnNews:Empire state building to be painted green
- UnNews:Empire takes shape: United Kingdom of Eurotannia
- UnNews:Emu Tackles Bus Yobs
- UnNews:Encouraged by Stingray, Australian Parakeets are turning deadly
- UnNews:Encyclopædia Britannica found to be whiny douches by study
- UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates
- UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica wins hearts in Wikiland
- UnNews:End of Mars
- UnNews:End of the World is nigh, say scientists
- UnNews:End of the world postponed once again
- UnNews:Endurance swimmer fails at her life's goal, again
- UnNews:England Fans Kick Off Huge Stink in Cologne
- UnNews:England has the fattest people in Europe
- UnNews:England lose World Cup
- UnNews:England players "feared for their lives" over wildly spinning ball
- UnNews:England prepares for chaos and panic as snow predicted
- UnNews:England shocked by occurrence of summer for 21st year in a row
- UnNews:England steadies itself for public drinking ban
- UnNews:England to join mainland Europe
- UnNews:England to Sue France for Arrows Wasted At Agincourt
- UnNews:England trying to recapture that post-WWII magic again
- UnNews:England's fallen football stars seek asylum
- UnNews:English alphabet pulls sponsorship of Sesame Street
- UnNews:English excuse for not winning the 2010 football World Cup is revealed
- UnNews:English king blames private security firm for lack of troops at Agincourt
- UnNews:English Nature suffer from trauma
- UnNews:English villages to be wiped off the face of the earth
- UnNews:Enjoy the haze while it lasts
- UnNews:Enrollment In Piracy Track Declines
- UnNews:Enron's Skilling claims innocence as wallet doesn't fit
- UnNews:Entertainment media open luxury rehab center for "falling stars"
|
(
previous 200) (
next 200)
This article or section appears to contain a few references to ongoing events.
.jpg){kind=logo}
