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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:Kids getting dumber
- UnNews:Kids still fucking
- UnNews:Kiefer Sutherland claims "imminent terrorist biological attack" after being arrested for drunk driving
- UnNews:Killer android docked at the ISS
- UnNews:Killer Tornado Apprehended
- UnNews:Killer UK shark "just a plank of wood or something"
- UnNews:Kim il-Thatch honoured with state funeral
- UnNews:Kim Jong II visits China – so friggin' what?
- UnNews:Kim Jong Il kicked out of Hard Rock Cafe for violating longstanding rule against bringing a nuclear weapon inside
- UnNews:Kim Jong Il thinks a 6-party talk is a kegger
- UnNews:Kim Jong Il's suspected Duke Nukem deathmatch was actually in Quake
- UnNews:Kim Jong-il covertly assassinated by the United States government, Assad may be next
- UnNews:Kim Kardashian and George Lucas reveal plans for new sitcom
- UnNews:Kim Kardashian does a photoshoot, nobody cares
- UnNews:Kim Kardashian offered $250,000 to Document Her Pregnancy
- UnNews:Kim Kardashian rejects $250,000 to document her pregnancy, demands $300,000
- UnNews:Kim Kardashian Starts Rebellion Over Milkshakes in Bahrain
- UnNews:Kindergarten knife attackers executed in China
- UnNews:King Azbesteran says revenge of Battle Ytong is close
- UnNews:King Edward blasts U.S. over dynamitic tests
- UnNews:King of Pop To Be Buried In The Valley of the Dolls
- UnNews:King Rupert orders the execution of Admiral Screws
- UnNews:King Sean I of Scotland enthroned
- UnNews:King Tut had a small penis
- UnNews:Kings traded to NFL
- UnNews:Kirk Cameron warns 1980s entertainers of impending death: "You're next, Michael Gross!"
- UnNews:Kirk Cameron warns, "1980s death purge is not over, Rick Moranis"
- UnNews:KISS bandleader Jean Simmons overwhelmed by renewed public interest
- UnNews:KISS ruins high school graduation
- UnNews:Kissing ass pays off big for Javier Bardem
- UnNews:Kissinger Suffers Heart Ailment
- UnNews:Kitten confesses to killing
- UnNews:Kitten Huffing bishop facing calls to quit
- UnNews:Kitten huffing receives Olympic status
- UnNews:Kittens featured in local household
- UnNews:Kittens kill Huffing Activists
- UnNews:Kittens Rescued From Burning Building, Grandma Might Still Be In There
- UnNews:Kitty-Porn Charges Dropped; PC Virus Blamed
- UnNews:Kiwi Schools Abandon Spelling
- UnNews:Klansman's home targeted by gunman
- UnNews:Knights Templar sue Libyan al Qaeda over ink pen nuke
- UnNews:Knut sends message to all other cute bears: SCREW OFF!
- UnNews:Kofi Annan's lunch: rap and a cheese sandwich
- UnNews:KONY 2012 pacifists demand war to neutralize Lord of the Ants
- UnNews:Kookaburra doesn't 'Sit in the Old Gum Tree'
- UnNews:Korans may have been burned today
- UnNews:Korean cluster-fuck: Experts ponder unwanted pregnancy
- UnNews:Korean Uncyclopedia closed by the government
- UnNews:Korean War sequel enters pre-production
- UnNews:Koreans furious after goal not shown
- UnNews:Koreans plan to take over Earth
- UnNews:Kotaku posts rumor: Sony corporation has Kotaku blackballed
- UnNews:Kris Kringle convicted on identity theft charges
- UnNews:Kudlow: Everything's okay despite Japan devastation
- UnNews:Kundra calls for Uncyclopedia of political tomfoolery
- UnNews:Kylie Minogue cancels tour dates after costume "malfunction"
- UnNews:Kyrgyz protesters call for vowels
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