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Pages in category "UnNews"
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- UnNews:I am a real woman says Princess Kate
- UnNews:I Am Built Like a 'Horse' Claims Italian Prime Minister
- UnNews:I am hungry
- UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen
- UnNews:I am not making this up! The cheetah is extinct
- UnNews:I Can't Believe It's Not Communism! is recalled for containing Communism
- UnNews:I have taken hostages
- UnNews:I have to pee
- UnNews:I Have Written This Headline
- UnNews:I love him!!!1
- UnNews:I must see your genitals, says PM
- UnNews:I sneezed
- UnNews:I Was Abducted By Al Gore
- UnNews:I'm bored.
- UnNews:I'm not plotting to steal Ming The Merciless's job, Dr Doom tells Space Villain conference
- UnNews:I'm Sorry
- UnNews:I'm sorry too
- UnNews:I've Been Unjolly Rogered ! Swiss Tennis Star Goes Into Hiding
- UnNews:I've got a hangover
- UnNews:IBM to Release PS/3 computer line with OS/3
- UnNews:ICANN to announce .KID domain
- UnNews:Icarus International Airlines to resume flying
- UnNews:ICC calls emergency meeting because I kick too much ass at Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
- UnNews:ICC Enforces New Rules
- UnNews:ICC:Gaddafi could face jaywalking citation
- UnNews:Ice cream discovered on Mars
- UnNews:Ice slabs fall in Toronto, mayor calls for 'tons' of salt
- UnNews:Iceland brings Europe to standstill, denies responsibility
- UnNews:Iceland disappears, world in shock
- UnNews:Iceland rumored hiding in the Fiji islands
- UnNews:Iceland Sinking
- UnNews:Iceland volcano spurs epidemic of man-on-the-street interviews
- UnNews:Iceland voters unexpectedly reject payment plan
- UnNews:Ick, broccoli for dinner, AGAIN!
- UnNews:Icke, LaRouche: Diana killed in "vast conspiracy"
- UnNews:Iconic gay couple split
- UnNews:Iconoclasm sweeps Cappadocia
- UnNews:Icy spectre of Death visits Pearl Harbor ceremony to mock "survivors"
- UnNews:Idaho woman booked after ‘sleep shagging’
- UnNews:Identity theft up 8,000,000,000,000%
- UnNews:Idiot thown off plane in France
- UnNews:If elected, John McCain would build a wing onto the White House to house his "political zoo"
- UnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study finds
- UnNews:IKEA chief optimistic on North Korea visit
- UnNews:Ikea corraled into horse-meat scandal
- UnNews:Ikea furniture found to contain traces of horse meat
- UnNews:Illegal Aliens on run in London
- UnNews:Illinois driver accused of hit-and-run with tree
- UnNews:Illuminati celebrates Facebook success in NWO plan
- UnNews:Image of Anna Nicole Smith found in peanut butter
- UnNews:Image of Christ found on a cow pat
- UnNews:Images disappearing and reappearing rapidly on Uncyclopedia
- UnNews:IMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes
- UnNews:IMF Chief alleges sodomy and extortion by hotel maid
- UnNews:Immigrants now "taking most of the air we breath"
- UnNews:Immigrants told "no murderings or violent robbings" in new 'behaviour packs'
- UnNews:Immigration Deportation Law Enacted; Thousands of Jobs Opened
- UnNews:Immigration Officers Raid US Senate; Legislative Branch Denies Wrongdoing
- UnNews:Impassioned Fans Fight To Save Beloved Neverland Ranch
- UnNews:Impromptu Thunderdome erupts at Florida gas station
- UnNews:In "60 Minutes" interview, Obama threatens war on the BCS
- UnNews:In last weeks of presidency, Bush saves world
- UnNews:In memoriam Wendy
- UnNews:In power plant explosion, accurate figures elude reporters
- UnNews:In response to Chinese construction of world's largest ferris wheel, United States commissions construction of world's largest strip pole
- UnNews:In response to widespread devastation in California, Bush declares war on fire
- UnNews:In space, no one can hear the call to prayer
- UnNews:In the wake of Pearson Airport Massacre, Harper abolishes unions
- UnNews:In the wake of the Robo-call scandal, Stephen Harper abolishes elections
- UnNews:Increase in Misleading Graphs; Study Says
- UnNews:Increased sunspot activity cause for concern at Vatican
- UnNews:Increasing numbers of boys turning to internet porn, teen pregnancy rates down
- UnNews:Incredible Hulk Death Accident and not Homicide
- UnNews:Independence Day celebrated locally
- UnNews:India cracks down on fake pilot licenses
- UnNews:India declares war on Richard Gere
- UnNews:India unveils giant air freshener to scrub atmosphere
- UnNews:India unveils prototype of $3 iPad
- UnNews:India wake up, get clue, win Test match
- UnNews:Indian cult comes under fire from government
- UnNews:Indian man marries dog
- UnNews:Indian Men "Too Well Endowed"
- UnNews:Indian police make stations, cars function as suicide bombs
- UnNews:Indian woman unveils world's largest pair of scissors
- UnNews:Indonesia: Tiger For Sale
- UnNews:Indonesian earthquake kills a few dozen little brown people
- UnNews:Infallible polygraph test causes 534 Congressional suicides
- UnNews:Infertile woman blows herself up in a coffee shop, most pointless terrorist act ever
- UnNews:Infomercial finally convinces area man to pick up phone, call now
- UnNews:Ingrid Pitt dead, again
- UnNews:Inhabitants of the Moon Yell at NASA
- UnNews:Insane people protest something, not clear what it might be
- UnNews:Insane Tramp turns out to be Billionaire
- UnNews:Insert Headline Here
- UnNews:Inside the walls of "wholesome" prison: Exclusive look at Scientology
- UnNews:Inspired by the television show "Breaking Bad", thousands of Americans turn to cooking meth to pay bills
- UnNews:Instapundit on Katrina lessons: "Blame the media"
- UnNews:Instructional "sex ed" museum to open in Sin City
- UnNews:Intelligent Designer identified, holed up in motel room
- UnNews:Intense racial tensions escalate into warfare
- UnNews:Intergalactic Civil Liberties Union sues black hole for cosmic censorship
- UnNews:International Criminal Court issues more genocide arrest warrants
- UnNews:International elections, a real hassle
- UnNews:International Olympic Committee strips former female American Olympic athlete of medals, dignity, .... and clothing?!
- UnNews:Internet "FBI agent" turns out to be 12yo girl
- UnNews:Internet dissolves into chaos after TLD registry opened
- UnNews:Internet Explorer 6 is not responding
- UnNews:Internet Explorer no longer a Browser
- UnNews:Internet memes declared dangerous for your health
- UnNews:Internet outage in Georgia explained
- UnNews:Internet Safety Day cures paedophilia once again
- UnNews:Internet service provider too "creative"?
- UnNews:Interview with a Mayan, will the world end?
- UnNews:Interview with an amateur abortionist
- UnNews:Interview — Rob Zombie discusses "Halloween II"
- UnNews:Interview: The Millennial Big-D Day
- UnNews:Invasive airport screening stirs backlash among passengers
- UnNews:Inventor of death dies
- UnNews:Investigators try to save a dog found hanging in a yard
- UnNews:Investigators zero in on Osama Bin Spinach
- UnNews:Investment Bankers laugh for not being invited
- UnNews:Invisible zoo cited for fraud
- UnNews:IOC announces 'lack of dope' in 2008 Olympics
- UnNews:Iowa celebrates summer with world's largest pool
- UnNews:Iowa invites California to pool party
- UnNews:Iowa is destroyed in a wildfire; perpetrators lauded
- UnNews:Iowa switches names with Idaho--no one notices
- UnNews:IPad Mini’s 7.9 inch screen allows use with a single penis
- UnNews:IPad selling briskly, whatever it is
- UnNews:IPad to replace missal at Mass
- UnNews:IPhone big hit among wealthy, stupid
- UnNews:IPhone Escapes Burning Building Unharmed
- UnNews:IPhone infuriates zealots, big hit among time travelers.
- UnNews:IPwn release meets no interest at all
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