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- UnNews:F**kwit UK chief constable calls for aspirin 'to be criminalised'
- UnNews:F.C. Blatter win the FIFA Crony Cup again
- UnNews:FA Cup Football : Top 3 avoid each other thanks to Chief Ballwarmer
- UnNews:FAA bans oxygen from airplanes
- UnNews:FAA Inspectors told to not point out airplanes missing wings
- UnNews:Fabio Capello 'sleeping with the fishes' in brutal slaying
- UnNews:Face of Jesus discovered on seabed
- UnNews:Face of Satan appears on toast
- UnNews:Facebook arrested for murder of Email
- UnNews:Facebook blocks Pakistan over 'satirical content'
- UnNews:Facebook buys unused plastic fork for $2Bn
- UnNews:Facebook changes "fans" to "stalkers"
- UnNews:FaceBook comments arrest terrifies trolls
- UnNews:Facebook gives the 'heads up' to nipple-free decapitation videos
- UnNews:Facebook introduces stalking feature
- UnNews:Facebook introduces ‘Nookie’
- UnNews:Facebook on the verge of Wall Street collapse?
- UnNews:Facebook Supports Down's Syndrome Eradication via Censorship
- UnNews:Facebook users say yes to changes
- UnNews:Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg eats only what he picks
- UnNews:Facial paralysis treatment hailed
- UnNews:FACT CHECK: Birthday Card not as Accurate as Hoped
- UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me
- UnNews:Failure of Russian spacecraft finally explained
- UnNews:Fairytale wedding in Monaco will really happen
- UnNews:Fake doctors must stop being fake dentists
- UnNews:Falling metal had "Earthly origin"
- UnNews:Falling sheep strike cars in Australia
- UnNews:Falwell starts campaign against God
- UnNews:Falwell to Reincarnate as Flaming Poof
- UnNews:Falwell's Death Linked to Gays, Feminists, Liberals
- UnNews:Families face shocking rise in holiday costs as companies demand they "submit souls to Satan"
- UnNews:Family beats up principal over boy's grades
- UnNews:Family calls for FBI investigation, denies rumors
- UnNews:Family Guy to play controversial episode starring Hillary Clinton this Sunday, Micheal Jackson is not impressed
- UnNews:Family talk about man like he isn't there
- UnNews:Family upset over compliment
- UnNews:Famous bus-riding cat run over; Stephen Hawking suspect
- UnNews:Famous Mexican prison warden abducted, remembered
- UnNews:Famous naturalist's death shocks the stupid
- UnNews:Famous person does something
- UnNews:Famous rapper Tupac Shakur found Alive in Dubai
- UnNews:Famous sheep suffocates on own fleece
- UnNews:Fanboy disappointed by PS3
- UnNews:Fanboys riot over the delay of the 13th Final Fantasy
- UnNews:Fangirl satisfied by Wii
- UnNews:Fans, celebrities celebrate Tron Blu-ray release
- UnNews:Fantasy Casting: The Munsters (Bryan Fuller)
- UnNews:Fantasy Football Injuries Costly for Business
- UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack
- UnNews:Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender
- UnNews:Far right dissolve European Parliment
- UnNews:FARK YOU America and Europe, you're ALL faggots!
- UnNews:Farmers seek advice on "culling pikeys and gypsies"
- UnNews:Farmville pushes for seat on UN Security Council
- UnNews:Fashion Industry Honors Claiborne
- UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!"
- UnNews:Fashion writer handed life sentence for rape, murder of garbageman
- UnNews:Fashion: Abercrombie out, Garbage In!
- UnNews:Fastest Computer in the World Based on the Atari Jaguar
- UnNews:Fat bastards "not to blame" for "eating all the pies"
- UnNews:Fat chicks outlawed in Japan
- UnNews:Fat guy dies, explodes
- UnNews:Fat Kid Drinks 10 Liters of Pure Caffeine, Destroys City
- UnNews:Fat models will not be banned from fashion week
- UnNews:Fat People are Harder to Kidnap
- UnNews:Fat People: Terrorists?
- UnNews:Final Harry Potter book "will be shit"
- UnNews:Final Harry Potter book reportedly based on Sopranos finale
- UnNews:Final space shuttle crashes
- UnNews:Finally Bowing to Increasing Pressure, 50s Cafe Changes Seating, Hiring Policies
- UnNews:Finding: Hip-Hop largely Homosexual
- UnNews:Finished Burj Dubai rumored to be taller than Xbox
- UnNews:Fire + Microwave = Boom? Yeah.
- UnNews:Fire breathing dolphins invade Florida coast
- UnNews:Fire-god Agni sues asbestos company
- UnNews:Firefighters vote on whether or not they will fight fires
- UnNews:Fireworks display for 9/11 "inappropriate"
- UnNews:First Family's women to wear burquas
- UnNews:First Hurricane of the Season Pretty Lame
- UnNews:First Indian on the Moon booked for flag desecration
- UnNews:First MS-Tres development screenshots released!
- UnNews:First Person Dies from Funny Overload Since the 80’s
- UnNews:First Pet Rock passes away
- UnNews:First Saddam sighting in Texas
- UnNews:FISA law passes
- UnNews:Fisher-Price recalls toys caked in radioactive material
- UnNews:Fishy buisness in BD+20 307 system
- UnNews:Fishy DNA results leave scientists baffled
- UnNews:Fisting controller for Wii out for Christmas
- UnNews:Fit for a Princess: LeBron's new house is a little girl's paradise
- UnNews:Five African nations agree on regional unity
- UnNews:Five million 1950s jokes leaked onto uncyclopedia
- UnNews:Flaming flatulence rocks military
- UnNews:Flash and the Furious Five split
- UnNews:Flash Gordon Invades Kingdom Hearts
- UnNews:Flatulant UK pensioner told to "put a cork in his arse".
- UnNews:Fleetwood Mac reuniting for tour next year
- UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
- UnNews:Floating Mountains Disappear! Newcomers Arrested!
- UnNews:Flock of pigs terrorize Senate offices; Clinton still refuses to apologize for Iraq vote
- UnNews:Florida church plans Koran burning on 9/11 anniversary
- UnNews:Florida disappears into sinkhole
- UnNews:Florida evacuated when suspicious item found
- UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water
- UnNews:Florida judge defends decision to apply Islamic law on Muslims
- UnNews:Florida Man Goes On Wild Killing Spree
- UnNews:Florida man has cookout ruined by inclement weather
- UnNews:Florida Pastor extorts 'ground zero' imam
- UnNews:Florida pastor starts WWIII
- UnNews:Florida state officials find bomb; turns out to be roadkill
- UnNews:Florida Woman Bothered by Cyclops
- UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo
- UnNews:Fluffy bunnies, the great economic resource
- UnNews:Flying robot assassins deployed in Libya
- UnNews:Flying sharks spotted at Cape Cod
- UnNews:Following London riots, British police arrest water fight mastermind
- UnNews:Following new study results, Bachmann proposes incarcerating all African Americans
- UnNews:Followup to smash hit Vista already in production
- UnNews:Footage of plastic objects blowing along deserted streets set for Hurricane Sandy boost
- UnNews:Football Hooligans More Competent Than Students At British Geography
- UnNews:Football Match Takes Place; Somebody Wins
- UnNews:Footballer has a foot like a traction engine
- UnNews:Footballer has sex with wife
- UnNews:For dissatisfied offender, twice arrested may prove the charm
- UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD
- UnNews:For Ireland, yet another brain drain
- UnNews:For they cried "Shoot Yu Fuk up"
- UnNews:Forces of Mordor lay siege to Minas Tirith
- UnNews:Ford says lost $5.8 billion might be at ex-girlfriend's place
- UnNews:Foreign film-makers happy with gender-segregation in malaysian state
- UnNews:Foreign objects discovered in brain medicine
- UnNews:Foreigners don't understand democracy, says Bush
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