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This category contains those things that may be, but are not necessarily, out to get you. Maybe. Especially Your Mum, Weebies, Chuck Norris and Batman
Theoretically, it should contain virtually everything… because just about anything might be out to get you… and no, you're not paranoid, just face it, even if these things don't get you, there is a big chance that other things will hunt you down, no matter what, so sit down, relax and read the following articles while you wait you inevitable doom.