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Texas. The greatest state and former and future country that shall rule the world through their control of activities in all areas of the globe.
If your town isn't in here, odds are it soon will be. We are expanded our coverage daily.
The Brits are proving harder to assimilate claiming "Fuck Off we are the Original X, (X being a city i.e. York, Washington or Boston, for example) how long have you been a country, come back when your the same order of magnitude as old as us!!" What the Limies don't know is that we have a spy amongst their midst, as yet undetected by them.