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“I expected these articles to taste like chicken, but they don't really taste like anything.”
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The articles listed below may not be brain safe!
If your mind or personality notice these articles, claim that it was spam and blame a virus.
Otherwise, continue to read them until you spork out your own frontal lobes.
Some people do not appreciate tasteless humor. If you are one, then now is a good time to learn to appreciate it. Do do so, choose one of the articles listed below, carefully print it out on a color printer, take the resulting printout and, using scissors or a sharp craft knife, cut a small portion (approx 1cm square) from near the center. Place this in your mouth and chew it thoroughly for about 3 minutes. Be sure not use printer whose ink contains vegetable-based dyes, as you may be tasting the dye rather than the article itself.
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