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Pop Music is a corruption of Pope Music, a particularly venerated form of holy music devoted to Popes. It also contains the truth, what Americans due in their free time; Dancing on tables, and skinny dipping in the park. Large amounts of pop music can cause hysteria, and/or vomiting from the anus. It has been considered as "the music of the gays" and has been made for gays, so they can feel comfortable that they are gay. It's also for woman who want to believe that candy falls from the sky and makes everyone have a wonderful time in their house where they are beat by they're husbands and then take it out on they're children by beating them. This was the perfect inspiration for Michael Jackson who decided to touch little boys and make music about it on Halloween, the song was Thriller. As much as it sucked ass, little pussy gay children all around the world disagreed.
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