Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of VfB Lübeck inc.

"The emo Antarctic Empire revolt 5555 of our men every minute! Bertrand Russell, a needle and Generals are our only hopes. Oh MALARKY, there goes General Bertrand Russell! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Olollipop Bear. He is almost as emo as Bertrand Russell, you know. Rubbish. All emo." ~ Santa Claus

"The emo Arctic Empire revolt 5555 of our men every minute! Bertrand Russell, a needle and Generals are our only hopes. Oh MALARKY, there goes General Bertrand Russell! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Elollipop Penguin. He is almost as emo as Bertrand Russell, you know. Rubbish. All emo." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So emo. So emo. Why must the blenders they are have such a emo war? It's so emo, they appear to have lost their blenders! I think they should put their blenders back on and go back to their home country." ~ Bertrand Russell, inter-polar peace protester, who also attends for VfB Lübeck.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by VfB Lübeck

Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons.

“Reply hazy, try again.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons.

“Most likely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons.

“Don't count on it.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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