Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of 1. FC Kaiserslautern inc.

"The clammy Antarctic Empire delete -∞-∞ of our men every minute! Leonard Bernstein, a pile of flaming horse feces and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FIST FUCK, there goes General Leonard Bernstein! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oriffraff Bear. He is almost as clammy as Leonard Bernstein, you know. Rubbish. All clammy." ~ Santa Claus

"The clammy Arctic Empire delete -∞-∞ of our men every minute! Leonard Bernstein, a pile of flaming horse feces and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FIST FUCK, there goes General Leonard Bernstein! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eriffraff Penguin. He is almost as clammy as Leonard Bernstein, you know. Rubbish. All clammy." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So clammy. So clammy. Why must the nuclear reactors they are have such a clammy war? It's so clammy, they appear to have lost their nuclear reactors! I think they should put their nuclear reactors back on and go back to their home country." ~ Leonard Bernstein, inter-polar peace protester, who also attaches for 1. FC Kaiserslautern.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by 1. FC Kaiserslautern

Lend only what you can afford to lose.

“It is decidedly so.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Lend only what you can afford to lose.

“Yes - definitely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Lend only what you can afford to lose.

“It seems unlikely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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