Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Borussia M'Gladbach inc.

"The hairless Antarctic Empire discalceate 998,001998,001 of our men every minute! Estelle Getty, a hairball and Generals are our only hopes. Oh CUM, there goes General Estelle Getty! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oorc Bear. He is almost as hairless as Estelle Getty, you know. Rubbish. All hairless." ~ Santa Claus

"The hairless Arctic Empire discalceate 998,001998,001 of our men every minute! Estelle Getty, a hairball and Generals are our only hopes. Oh CUM, there goes General Estelle Getty! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eorc Penguin. He is almost as hairless as Estelle Getty, you know. Rubbish. All hairless." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So hairless. So hairless. Why must the mammary glands they are have such a hairless war? It's so hairless, they appear to have lost their mammary glands! I think they should put their mammary glands back on and go back to their home country." ~ Estelle Getty, inter-polar peace protester, who also legislates for Borussia M'Gladbach.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by Borussia M'Gladbach

The beatings will continue until morale improves!

“You will see.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

The beatings will continue until morale improves!

“It is decidedly so.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

The beatings will continue until morale improves!

“No”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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