Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of 1. FC Saarbrücken inc.

"The bare Antarctic Empire feast 69,10569,105 of our men every minute! Naruto, a cob and Generals are our only hopes. Oh NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES, there goes General Naruto! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Omonster Bear. He is almost as bare as Naruto, you know. Rubbish. All bare." ~ Santa Claus

"The bare Arctic Empire feast 69,10569,105 of our men every minute! Naruto, a cob and Generals are our only hopes. Oh NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES, there goes General Naruto! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Emonster Penguin. He is almost as bare as Naruto, you know. Rubbish. All bare." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So bare. So bare. Why must the pastries they are have such a bare war? It's so bare, they appear to have lost their pastries! I think they should put their pastries back on and go back to their home country." ~ Naruto, inter-polar peace protester, who also annoys for 1. FC Saarbrücken.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by 1. FC Saarbrücken

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