Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Borussia M'Gladbach inc.

"The dark Antarctic Empire multiply 6969 of our men every minute! Kevin Federline, a diode and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHIT, there goes General Kevin Federline! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oboat Bear. He is almost as dark as Kevin Federline, you know. Rubbish. All dark." ~ Santa Claus

"The dark Arctic Empire multiply 6969 of our men every minute! Kevin Federline, a diode and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHIT, there goes General Kevin Federline! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eboat Penguin. He is almost as dark as Kevin Federline, you know. Rubbish. All dark." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So dark. So dark. Why must the gas tanks they are have such a dark war? It's so dark, they appear to have lost their gas tanks! I think they should put their gas tanks back on and go back to their home country." ~ Kevin Federline, inter-polar peace protester, who also sacrifices for Borussia M'Gladbach.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by Borussia M'Gladbach

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“Most likely.”
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Calculus and Alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.

“Very doubtful.”
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“You may rely on it.”
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