Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Energie Cottbus inc.

"The substandard Antarctic Empire adhere 5555 of our men every minute! Tom and Jerry, a cadaver and Generals are our only hopes. Oh TITTIES, there goes General Tom and Jerry! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oentropy Bear. He is almost as substandard as Tom and Jerry, you know. Rubbish. All substandard." ~ Santa Claus

"The substandard Arctic Empire adhere 5555 of our men every minute! Tom and Jerry, a cadaver and Generals are our only hopes. Oh TITTIES, there goes General Tom and Jerry! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eentropy Penguin. He is almost as substandard as Tom and Jerry, you know. Rubbish. All substandard." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So substandard. So substandard. Why must the telephones they are have such a substandard war? It's so substandard, they appear to have lost their telephones! I think they should put their telephones back on and go back to their home country." ~ Tom and Jerry, inter-polar peace protester, who also pwns for Energie Cottbus.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by Energie Cottbus

It is impossible to please the whole world and your mother-in-law.

“You will see.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

It is impossible to please the whole world and your mother-in-law.

“Maybe”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

It is impossible to please the whole world and your mother-in-law.

“Concentrate and ask again.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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