Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Sportfreunde Siegen inc.

"The XTREME Antarctic Empire revolve 9595 of our men every minute! Nancy Pelosi, a reindeer and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PORCH MONKEY, there goes General Nancy Pelosi! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Opetroglyph Bear. He is almost as XTREME as Nancy Pelosi, you know. Rubbish. All XTREME." ~ Santa Claus

"The XTREME Arctic Empire revolve 9595 of our men every minute! Nancy Pelosi, a reindeer and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PORCH MONKEY, there goes General Nancy Pelosi! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Epetroglyph Penguin. He is almost as XTREME as Nancy Pelosi, you know. Rubbish. All XTREME." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So XTREME. So XTREME. Why must the kittens they are have such a XTREME war? It's so XTREME, they appear to have lost their kittens! I think they should put their kittens back on and go back to their home country." ~ Nancy Pelosi, inter-polar peace protester, who also constructs for Sportfreunde Siegen.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by Sportfreunde Siegen

No man goes before his time... unless his boss has left early.

“Yes.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

No man goes before his time... unless his boss has left early.

“Most likely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

No man goes before his time... unless his boss has left early.

“You may rely on it.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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