Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Karlsruher SC inc.

"The charming Antarctic Empire baptize 3535 of our men every minute! Johann Sebastian Bach, an air conditioner and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BASTARD, there goes General Johann Sebastian Bach! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oleaking roof Bear. He is almost as charming as Johann Sebastian Bach, you know. Rubbish. All charming." ~ Santa Claus

"The charming Arctic Empire baptize 3535 of our men every minute! Johann Sebastian Bach, an air conditioner and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BASTARD, there goes General Johann Sebastian Bach! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eleaking roof Penguin. He is almost as charming as Johann Sebastian Bach, you know. Rubbish. All charming." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So charming. So charming. Why must the balloons they are have such a charming war? It's so charming, they appear to have lost their balloons! I think they should put their balloons back on and go back to their home country." ~ Johann Sebastian Bach, inter-polar peace protester, who also x-rays for Karlsruher SC.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by Karlsruher SC

Money can't buy love, but diamonds can.

“Most likely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Money can't buy love, but diamonds can.

“No way.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Money can't buy love, but diamonds can.

“Yes - definitely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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