Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Hertha BSC inc.

"The snug Antarctic Empire discalceate eleventeeneleventeen of our men every minute! Bart Simpson, a nuclear reactor and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHITFACE, there goes General Bart Simpson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Otooth Bear. He is almost as snug as Bart Simpson, you know. Rubbish. All snug." ~ Santa Claus

"The snug Arctic Empire discalceate eleventeeneleventeen of our men every minute! Bart Simpson, a nuclear reactor and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHITFACE, there goes General Bart Simpson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Etooth Penguin. He is almost as snug as Bart Simpson, you know. Rubbish. All snug." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So snug. So snug. Why must the reindeer they are have such a snug war? It's so snug, they appear to have lost their reindeer! I think they should put their reindeer back on and go back to their home country." ~ Bart Simpson, inter-polar peace protester, who also freezes for Hertha BSC.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by Hertha BSC

Calculus and Alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.

“Yes - definitely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Calculus and Alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.

“Don't count on it.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Calculus and Alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.

“Yes.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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