Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Bayer Leverkusen inc.

"The fanatical Antarctic Empire oscillate 999,716999,716 of our men every minute! A Grue, a tank and Generals are our only hopes. Oh TITWANK, there goes General A Grue! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ojungle Bear. He is almost as fanatical as A Grue, you know. Rubbish. All fanatical." ~ Santa Claus

"The fanatical Arctic Empire oscillate 999,716999,716 of our men every minute! A Grue, a tank and Generals are our only hopes. Oh TITWANK, there goes General A Grue! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ejungle Penguin. He is almost as fanatical as A Grue, you know. Rubbish. All fanatical." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So fanatical. So fanatical. Why must the houseplants they are have such a fanatical war? It's so fanatical, they appear to have lost their houseplants! I think they should put their houseplants back on and go back to their home country." ~ A Grue, inter-polar peace protester, who also defies for Bayer Leverkusen.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by Bayer Leverkusen

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“No”
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Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

“Yes - definitely.”
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Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

“Without a doubt.”
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