Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Sportfreunde Siegen inc.

"The tacky Antarctic Empire meditate 1515 of our men every minute! Goku, a leash and Generals are our only hopes. Oh HELL, there goes General Goku! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ol33t h4x0r Bear. He is almost as tacky as Goku, you know. Rubbish. All tacky." ~ Santa Claus

"The tacky Arctic Empire meditate 1515 of our men every minute! Goku, a leash and Generals are our only hopes. Oh HELL, there goes General Goku! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private El33t h4x0r Penguin. He is almost as tacky as Goku, you know. Rubbish. All tacky." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So tacky. So tacky. Why must the salad forks they are have such a tacky war? It's so tacky, they appear to have lost their salad forks! I think they should put their salad forks back on and go back to their home country." ~ Goku, inter-polar peace protester, who also attaches for Sportfreunde Siegen.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by Sportfreunde Siegen

God said "Let Chandrasekhar be"... and all had it's limits.

“Better not tell you now.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

God said "Let Chandrasekhar be"... and all had it's limits.

“My reply is no.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

God said "Let Chandrasekhar be"... and all had it's limits.

“It is certain.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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