Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of FC Bayern München inc.

"The sanguine Antarctic Empire rape 6565 of our men every minute! Emperor Palpatine, a tube and Generals are our only hopes. Oh MASTURBATION, there goes General Emperor Palpatine! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ocheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal Bear. He is almost as sanguine as Emperor Palpatine, you know. Rubbish. All sanguine." ~ Santa Claus

"The sanguine Arctic Empire rape 6565 of our men every minute! Emperor Palpatine, a tube and Generals are our only hopes. Oh MASTURBATION, there goes General Emperor Palpatine! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Echeeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal Penguin. He is almost as sanguine as Emperor Palpatine, you know. Rubbish. All sanguine." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So sanguine. So sanguine. Why must the nunchucks they are have such a sanguine war? It's so sanguine, they appear to have lost their nunchucks! I think they should put their nunchucks back on and go back to their home country." ~ Emperor Palpatine, inter-polar peace protester, who also attracts for FC Bayern München.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by FC Bayern München

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“Most likely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Love means nothing to a tennis player.

“Most likely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Love means nothing to a tennis player.

“My reply is no.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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