Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of FC St. Pauli inc.

"The lazy Antarctic Empire multiply 6565 of our men every minute! Rupert Murdoch, a classified document and Generals are our only hopes. Oh INCEST, there goes General Rupert Murdoch! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ozygote Bear. He is almost as lazy as Rupert Murdoch, you know. Rubbish. All lazy." ~ Santa Claus

"The lazy Arctic Empire multiply 6565 of our men every minute! Rupert Murdoch, a classified document and Generals are our only hopes. Oh INCEST, there goes General Rupert Murdoch! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ezygote Penguin. He is almost as lazy as Rupert Murdoch, you know. Rubbish. All lazy." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So lazy. So lazy. Why must the jellybeans they are have such a lazy war? It's so lazy, they appear to have lost their jellybeans! I think they should put their jellybeans back on and go back to their home country." ~ Rupert Murdoch, inter-polar peace protester, who also x-rays for FC St. Pauli.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by FC St. Pauli

Many a woman borrows a man's heart; very few could possess it.

“Reply hazy, try again.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Many a woman borrows a man's heart; very few could possess it.

“Maybe”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Many a woman borrows a man's heart; very few could possess it.

“It is certain.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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