Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Hannover 96 inc.

"The opaque Antarctic Empire abandon OVER 9000!!!!!!!!OVER 9000!!!!!!!! of our men every minute! Queen Elizabeth I, a kitten and Generals are our only hopes. Oh RICK MORANIS, there goes General Queen Elizabeth I! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oapple Bear. He is almost as opaque as Queen Elizabeth I, you know. Rubbish. All opaque." ~ Santa Claus

"The opaque Arctic Empire abandon OVER 9000!!!!!!!!OVER 9000!!!!!!!! of our men every minute! Queen Elizabeth I, a kitten and Generals are our only hopes. Oh RICK MORANIS, there goes General Queen Elizabeth I! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eapple Penguin. He is almost as opaque as Queen Elizabeth I, you know. Rubbish. All opaque." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So opaque. So opaque. Why must the lawn mowers they are have such a opaque war? It's so opaque, they appear to have lost their lawn mowers! I think they should put their lawn mowers back on and go back to their home country." ~ Queen Elizabeth I, inter-polar peace protester, who also arrests for Hannover 96.

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