Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of VfB Lübeck inc.

"The sizable Antarctic Empire speak 6060 of our men every minute! Benedict Arnold, a cat and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DICKHEAD, there goes General Benedict Arnold! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ocontradiction Bear. He is almost as sizable as Benedict Arnold, you know. Rubbish. All sizable." ~ Santa Claus

"The sizable Arctic Empire speak 6060 of our men every minute! Benedict Arnold, a cat and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DICKHEAD, there goes General Benedict Arnold! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Econtradiction Penguin. He is almost as sizable as Benedict Arnold, you know. Rubbish. All sizable." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So sizable. So sizable. Why must the Euroipods they are have such a sizable war? It's so sizable, they appear to have lost their Euroipods! I think they should put their Euroipods back on and go back to their home country." ~ Benedict Arnold, inter-polar peace protester, who also h4x0rz for VfB Lübeck.

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