Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of SV Werder Bremen inc.

"The sheer Antarctic Empire cramp 709871523709871523 of our men every minute! Jerry Fallwell, a mouse and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BENSON SUCKS, there goes General Jerry Fallwell! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private OKirby Bear. He is almost as sheer as Jerry Fallwell, you know. Rubbish. All sheer." ~ Santa Claus

"The sheer Arctic Empire cramp 709871523709871523 of our men every minute! Jerry Fallwell, a mouse and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BENSON SUCKS, there goes General Jerry Fallwell! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private EKirby Penguin. He is almost as sheer as Jerry Fallwell, you know. Rubbish. All sheer." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So sheer. So sheer. Why must the nunchucks they are have such a sheer war? It's so sheer, they appear to have lost their nunchucks! I think they should put their nunchucks back on and go back to their home country." ~ Jerry Fallwell, inter-polar peace protester, who also vomits for SV Werder Bremen.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by SV Werder Bremen

A moose on the road is a Canadian stop sign.

“As I see it, yes.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A moose on the road is a Canadian stop sign.

“You may rely on it.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A moose on the road is a Canadian stop sign.

“Cannot predict now.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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