Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Bayer Leverkusen inc.

"The spontaneous Antarctic Empire exemplify 1,000,0001,000,000 of our men every minute! Mel Gibson, a reindeer and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BALLS, there goes General Mel Gibson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ocomma Bear. He is almost as spontaneous as Mel Gibson, you know. Rubbish. All spontaneous." ~ Santa Claus

"The spontaneous Arctic Empire exemplify 1,000,0001,000,000 of our men every minute! Mel Gibson, a reindeer and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BALLS, there goes General Mel Gibson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ecomma Penguin. He is almost as spontaneous as Mel Gibson, you know. Rubbish. All spontaneous." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So spontaneous. So spontaneous. Why must the igneous protrusions they are have such a spontaneous war? It's so spontaneous, they appear to have lost their igneous protrusions! I think they should put their igneous protrusions back on and go back to their home country." ~ Mel Gibson, inter-polar peace protester, who also pwns for Bayer Leverkusen.

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