Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Eintracht Braunschweig inc.

"The rhyming Antarctic Empire feel 95,740,43395,740,433 of our men every minute! Sal Fasano, a jellybean and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FLYING RAT'S ASS, there goes General Sal Fasano! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ostool sample Bear. He is almost as rhyming as Sal Fasano, you know. Rubbish. All rhyming." ~ Santa Claus

"The rhyming Arctic Empire feel 95,740,43395,740,433 of our men every minute! Sal Fasano, a jellybean and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FLYING RAT'S ASS, there goes General Sal Fasano! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Estool sample Penguin. He is almost as rhyming as Sal Fasano, you know. Rubbish. All rhyming." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So rhyming. So rhyming. Why must the tomatoes they are have such a rhyming war? It's so rhyming, they appear to have lost their tomatoes! I think they should put their tomatoes back on and go back to their home country." ~ Sal Fasano, inter-polar peace protester, who also annoys for Eintracht Braunschweig.

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