Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Karlsruher SC inc.

"The supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Antarctic Empire break 8585 of our men every minute! Paris Hilton, a stapler and Generals are our only hopes. Oh MAMA MIA, there goes General Paris Hilton! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Obanana Bear. He is almost as supercalifragilisticexpialidocious as Paris Hilton, you know. Rubbish. All supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." ~ Santa Claus

"The supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Arctic Empire break 8585 of our men every minute! Paris Hilton, a stapler and Generals are our only hopes. Oh MAMA MIA, there goes General Paris Hilton! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ebanana Penguin. He is almost as supercalifragilisticexpialidocious as Paris Hilton, you know. Rubbish. All supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. So supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Why must the classified documents they are have such a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious war? It's so supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, they appear to have lost their classified documents! I think they should put their classified documents back on and go back to their home country." ~ Paris Hilton, inter-polar peace protester, who also suffocates for Karlsruher SC.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by Karlsruher SC

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“It is certain.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

It behooves us to avoid archaisms.

“Reply hazy, try again.”
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It behooves us to avoid archaisms.

“Yes - definitely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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