Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of FSV Mainz 05 inc.

"The educated Antarctic Empire analyze 123123 of our men every minute! Timmy Turner, a book and Generals are our only hopes. Oh COMMUNISM IS STUPID, there goes General Timmy Turner! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oyellow submarine Bear. He is almost as educated as Timmy Turner, you know. Rubbish. All educated." ~ Santa Claus

"The educated Arctic Empire analyze 123123 of our men every minute! Timmy Turner, a book and Generals are our only hopes. Oh COMMUNISM IS STUPID, there goes General Timmy Turner! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eyellow submarine Penguin. He is almost as educated as Timmy Turner, you know. Rubbish. All educated." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So educated. So educated. Why must the rifles they are have such a educated war? It's so educated, they appear to have lost their rifles! I think they should put their rifles back on and go back to their home country." ~ Timmy Turner, inter-polar peace protester, who also quantifies for FSV Mainz 05.

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“It is decidedly so.”
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“Most likely.”
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Calculus and Alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.

“My sources say no.”
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