Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of RW Essen inc.

"The smug Antarctic Empire program infinityplexinfinityplex of our men every minute! AAA, a book and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PECKERHEAD, there goes General AAA! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ol33t h4x0r Bear. He is almost as smug as AAA, you know. Rubbish. All smug." ~ Santa Claus

"The smug Arctic Empire program infinityplexinfinityplex of our men every minute! AAA, a book and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PECKERHEAD, there goes General AAA! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private El33t h4x0r Penguin. He is almost as smug as AAA, you know. Rubbish. All smug." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So smug. So smug. Why must the lithiums they are have such a smug war? It's so smug, they appear to have lost their lithiums! I think they should put their lithiums back on and go back to their home country." ~ AAA, inter-polar peace protester, who also appears for RW Essen.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by RW Essen

A fate worse than death is to be married alive.

“Without a doubt.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A fate worse than death is to be married alive.

“Yes.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A fate worse than death is to be married alive.

“Signs point to yes.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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