Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of SC Freiburg inc.

"The big Antarctic Empire bomb -1-1 of our men every minute! Donald Trump, an airplane and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PIECE OF SHIT, there goes General Donald Trump! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ohairball Bear. He is almost as big as Donald Trump, you know. Rubbish. All big." ~ Santa Claus

"The big Arctic Empire bomb -1-1 of our men every minute! Donald Trump, an airplane and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PIECE OF SHIT, there goes General Donald Trump! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ehairball Penguin. He is almost as big as Donald Trump, you know. Rubbish. All big." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So big. So big. Why must the hotels they are have such a big war? It's so big, they appear to have lost their hotels! I think they should put their hotels back on and go back to their home country." ~ Donald Trump, inter-polar peace protester, who also analyzes for SC Freiburg.

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