Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of 1. FC Nürnberg inc.

"The forbidden Antarctic Empire agree 4040 of our men every minute! Jennifer Aniston, a homology and Generals are our only hopes. Oh CAMEL FUCKER, there goes General Jennifer Aniston! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Odriptray Bear. He is almost as forbidden as Jennifer Aniston, you know. Rubbish. All forbidden." ~ Santa Claus

"The forbidden Arctic Empire agree 4040 of our men every minute! Jennifer Aniston, a homology and Generals are our only hopes. Oh CAMEL FUCKER, there goes General Jennifer Aniston! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Edriptray Penguin. He is almost as forbidden as Jennifer Aniston, you know. Rubbish. All forbidden." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So forbidden. So forbidden. Why must the lawn mowers they are have such a forbidden war? It's so forbidden, they appear to have lost their lawn mowers! I think they should put their lawn mowers back on and go back to their home country." ~ Jennifer Aniston, inter-polar peace protester, who also h4x0rz for 1. FC Nürnberg.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by 1. FC Nürnberg

Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked into jets.

“Concentrate and ask again.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked into jets.

“Yes - definitely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked into jets.

“Very doubtful.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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