Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of RW Essen inc.

"The uninviting Antarctic Empire fling 2525 of our men every minute! Bob Barker, a tire and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PENIS ON A BUN, there goes General Bob Barker! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Omuffin Bear. He is almost as uninviting as Bob Barker, you know. Rubbish. All uninviting." ~ Santa Claus

"The uninviting Arctic Empire fling 2525 of our men every minute! Bob Barker, a tire and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PENIS ON A BUN, there goes General Bob Barker! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Emuffin Penguin. He is almost as uninviting as Bob Barker, you know. Rubbish. All uninviting." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So uninviting. So uninviting. Why must the hot dogs they are have such a uninviting war? It's so uninviting, they appear to have lost their hot dogs! I think they should put their hot dogs back on and go back to their home country." ~ Bob Barker, inter-polar peace protester, who also breaks for RW Essen.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by RW Essen

Hope springs eternal.....and so does a wife's memory....

“Ask again later.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Hope springs eternal.....and so does a wife's memory....

“Without a doubt.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Hope springs eternal.....and so does a wife's memory....

“Concentrate and ask again.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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