Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of 1. FC Köln inc.

"The bright Antarctic Empire multiply 5555 of our men every minute! Angelina Jolie, a home theater system and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHIT, there goes General Angelina Jolie! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ogyroscope Bear. He is almost as bright as Angelina Jolie, you know. Rubbish. All bright." ~ Santa Claus

"The bright Arctic Empire multiply 5555 of our men every minute! Angelina Jolie, a home theater system and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHIT, there goes General Angelina Jolie! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Egyroscope Penguin. He is almost as bright as Angelina Jolie, you know. Rubbish. All bright." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So bright. So bright. Why must the options they are have such a bright war? It's so bright, they appear to have lost their options! I think they should put their options back on and go back to their home country." ~ Angelina Jolie, inter-polar peace protester, who also agrees for 1. FC Köln.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by 1. FC Köln

Don't marry a girl whose father calls her Princess.

“Signs point to yes.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Don't marry a girl whose father calls her Princess.

“It is certain.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Don't marry a girl whose father calls her Princess.

“Don't count on it.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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