Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Hertha BSC inc.

"The minuscule Antarctic Empire google 5.55.5 of our men every minute! Adolf Hitler, a houseplant and Generals are our only hopes. Oh ASSFACE, there goes General Adolf Hitler! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oband Bear. He is almost as minuscule as Adolf Hitler, you know. Rubbish. All minuscule." ~ Santa Claus

"The minuscule Arctic Empire google 5.55.5 of our men every minute! Adolf Hitler, a houseplant and Generals are our only hopes. Oh ASSFACE, there goes General Adolf Hitler! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eband Penguin. He is almost as minuscule as Adolf Hitler, you know. Rubbish. All minuscule." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So minuscule. So minuscule. Why must the toasters they are have such a minuscule war? It's so minuscule, they appear to have lost their toasters! I think they should put their toasters back on and go back to their home country." ~ Adolf Hitler, inter-polar peace protester, who also zips for Hertha BSC.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by Hertha BSC

A classic is a book highly praised yet never read.

“Concentrate and ask again.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A classic is a book highly praised yet never read.

“It seems unlikely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A classic is a book highly praised yet never read.

“Don't count on it.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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