Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of SC Paderborn 07 inc.

"The peculiar Antarctic Empire spit 6060 of our men every minute! Sun Tzu, a mug and Generals are our only hopes. Oh CUNT, there goes General Sun Tzu! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private OUtility Muffin Research Kitchen Bear. He is almost as peculiar as Sun Tzu, you know. Rubbish. All peculiar." ~ Santa Claus

"The peculiar Arctic Empire spit 6060 of our men every minute! Sun Tzu, a mug and Generals are our only hopes. Oh CUNT, there goes General Sun Tzu! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private EUtility Muffin Research Kitchen Penguin. He is almost as peculiar as Sun Tzu, you know. Rubbish. All peculiar." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So peculiar. So peculiar. Why must the miscellanious dead things they are have such a peculiar war? It's so peculiar, they appear to have lost their miscellanious dead things! I think they should put their miscellanious dead things back on and go back to their home country." ~ Sun Tzu, inter-polar peace protester, who also panders for SC Paderborn 07.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by SC Paderborn 07

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“It seems unlikely.”
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Never try to stare down a medusa.

“My sources say no.”
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Never try to stare down a medusa.

“Ask again later.”
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