Category:Over 9000

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d e s u This article is patent ED fucktard nonsense. This, however, does not mean it isn't funny.

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“His group has over 9000 penises, and they're all raping children.”

~ Oprah on a child molester, but she obviously doesn't know about the joys of forum trolling.

“Can't we just get over Over 9000?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Over 9000

"I felt the power level of 9,000, but I felt he would end up using the kaio-ken to destroy Alderran." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi on the presence of over 9,000.

“How many times before this meme is no longer funny?”

~ George Washington on roughly 9000, maybe more

“How many pork barrel earmarks are in President Obama's omnibus spending bill?”

~ John McCain on 9000, (actual number 8,500, hence close enough for government work.)

“>9000.”

~ Captain Obvious on Over 9000

Nappa guessing how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris.

Nappa guessing what Vegeta rates uncyclopedia at.

“How many "scouters" does it take to say one half-assed number?”

~ Hassole on 400 Billion......maybe lower.....

The following people, place, things or concepts are or have been over 9000 according to the half pair of wraparound sunglasses that Vegeta likes to wear. 9000 of what? Who knows, but it must be pretty good since you're probably like 23, loser!