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Dude, I just can't take a fucking sojourn anywhere. Like, WTF?
So there I was
and I fucking think
maybe I should take a sojourn, right? Like, to some badass place like Canada.
so I pulled out my
wallet and bought some plane tickets... and you know what happened? That's right. I nearly got raped by a fucking yak.
And guess what? Every fucking time, I nearly got raped.
No, seriously. EVERY FUCKING TIME.