Category:My sojourn

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== Since then ==
 
== Since then ==
   
I've gone to [[That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn in Troy|Troy]], [[That time I was nearly raped by a camel during my sojourn in Mecca|Mecca]], [[That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada|Canada]], [[That time I was nearly raped by a formula-based running joke during my sojourn in Category:My sojourn|Uncyclopedia]], [[UnNews:Barack Obama stole my bike|Chicago]], [[That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Frenchman during my sojourn to Paris|Paris]], [[That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada|Canada]], and [[That time I accidentally miscalculated the date of creation during by my sojourn in London|London]].
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I've gone to [[That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn in Troy|Troy]], [[That time I nearly raped a yak during my sojourn in Soviet Russia|Soviet Russia]], [[That time I accidentally took a sojourn in North Dakota during my sojourn in South Dakota|North and South Dakotas]], [[That time I accidentally beheaded a queen during my sojourn in France|France]], [[That time I nearly got an article featured by the community during my sojourn in Uncyclopedia|Uncyclopedia]], [[UnNews:Barack Obama stole my bike|Chicago]], [[That time I nearly ran out of loaves and fishes during my sojourn in Bethsaida|Bethsaida]], [[That time I was nearly raped by a reindeer during my sojourn at the North Pole|North Pole]], [[That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada|Canada]], [[That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titanic|Titanic]], [[That time some prick nearly drowned us all during his sojourn on the Titanic|Titanic again]] and [[That time I accidentally miscalculated the date of creation during my sojourn in London|London]].
   
 
And guess what? Every fucking time, I nearly got raped.
 
And guess what? Every fucking time, I nearly got raped.
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No, seriously. '''EVERY FUCKING TIME'''.
 
No, seriously. '''EVERY FUCKING TIME'''.
   
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Latest revision as of 16:51, April 27, 2014

Yakman

Every time I try to take a sojourn, something like this happens. Every fucking time.

Dude, I just can't take a fucking sojourn anywhere. Like, WTF?

edit So there I was

sitting in my fucking room, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Playstation and the dogs, right? Like, boring nerd shit.

edit and I fucking think

maybe I should take a sojourn, right? Like, to some badass place like Canada.

edit so I pulled out my

wallet and bought some plane tickets... and you know what happened? That's right. I nearly got raped by a fucking yak.

edit Since then

I've gone to Troy, Soviet Russia, North and South Dakotas, France, Uncyclopedia, Chicago, Bethsaida, North Pole, Canada, Titanic, Titanic again and London.

And guess what? Every fucking time, I nearly got raped.

No, seriously. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

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