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I've gone to [[That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn in Troy|Troy]], [[That time I was nearly raped by a camel during my sojourn in Mecca|Mecca]], [[That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada|Canada]], [[That time I was nearly raped by a formula-based running joke during my sojourn in Category:My sojourn|Uncyclopedia]], [[UnNews:Barack Obama stole my bike|Chicago]], [[That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Frenchman during my sojourn to Paris|Paris]], [[That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada|Canada]], and [[That time I accidentally miscalculated the date of creation during by my sojourn in London|London]]. |
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I've gone to [[That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn in Troy|Troy]], [[That time I was nearly raped by a camel during my sojourn in Mecca|Mecca]], [[That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada|Canada]], [[That time I was nearly raped by a formula-based running joke during my sojourn in Category:My sojourn|Uncyclopedia]], [[UnNews:Barack Obama stole my bike|Chicago]], [[That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Frenchman during my sojourn to Paris|Paris]], [[That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada|Canada]], and [[That time I accidentally miscalculated the date of creation during my sojourn in London|London]]. |
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And guess what? Every fucking time, I nearly got raped. |
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No, seriously. '''EVERY FUCKING TIME'''. |
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No, seriously. '''EVERY FUCKING TIME'''. |
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Every time I try to take a sojourn, something like this happens. Every fucking time.
Dude, I just can't take a fucking sojourn anywhere. Like, WTF?
edit So there I was
sitting in my fucking room, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Playstation and the dogs, right? Like, boring nerd shit.
edit and I fucking think
maybe I should take a sojourn, right? Like, to some badass place like Canada.
edit so I pulled out my
wallet and bought some plane tickets... and you know what happened? That's right. I nearly got raped by a fucking yak.
edit Since then
I've gone to Troy, Mecca, Canada, Uncyclopedia, Chicago, Paris, Canada, and London.
And guess what? Every fucking time, I nearly got raped.
No, seriously. EVERY FUCKING TIME.
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