Won't you please adopt this poor cute little kitty? We have a hundred cute little kitties showing up every week. And any not adopted by a loving mommy or daddy within seven days get HUFFED MERCILESSLY. Then we pick our teeth with the bones. And it'll be YOUR FAULT. So please, think of the kittens.

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