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'''Honorary Black People''' are persons who are not of the Afro-persuasion who desire to be so. Some distinguishing characteristics ''may'' include: |
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'''Honorary Black People''' are persons who are not [[African American]] but who desire to be so. Distinguishing characteristics include: |
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* Dating/schtupping black people ''exclusively''. |
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* Dating (and [[Sex|schtupping]]) black people exclusively. |
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* Adopting lots of cute li'l black children. Nothing shows "diversity" better. |
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* Adopting lots of cute li'l black children. Nothing shows "diversity" better. |
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* Being the first to loudly declare something or someone as "racist", because being raised a priviliged white liberal makes one a better judge of racism than an actual black person. |
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* Being the first to loudly declare something or someone as "racist," as being a privileged white [[liberal]] makes one a better judge of racism than an actual black person. |
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* Trying to censor, ban, or change classic literature or movies. The fact that blacks were discriminated against mustn't become public knowledge. |
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* Trying to censor, ban, or change classic literature or movies. No one must know that blacks were discriminated against! |
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* A burning desire to name or rename every street, school, or park bench after Martin Luther King, Jr. in a vain attempt to ease their own guilt. |
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* Tirelessly agitating to rename every street, school, or park bench after Martin Luther King, Jr. in a vain attempt to ease their own guilt. |
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* Declaring themselves the "First Black President" without being black. |
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* Declaring oneself the "First Black President" without either being black or having any ancestor who was affected by the [[slavery]] era in America. |
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* Being Nishil Patel. |
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Honorary Black People are persons who are not African American but who desire to be so. Distinguishing characteristics include:
- Dating (and schtupping) black people exclusively.
- Adopting lots of cute li'l black children. Nothing shows "diversity" better.
- Being the first to loudly declare something or someone as "racist," as being a privileged white liberal makes one a better judge of racism than an actual black person.
- Trying to censor, ban, or change classic literature or movies. No one must know that blacks were discriminated against!
- Tirelessly agitating to rename every street, school, or park bench after Martin Luther King, Jr. in a vain attempt to ease their own guilt.
- Declaring oneself the "First Black President" without either being black or having any ancestor who was affected by the slavery era in America.
