Category:Honorary Black People

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'''Honorary Black People''' are persons who are not of the Afro-persuasion who desire to be so. Some distinguishing characteristics ''may'' include:
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'''Honorary Black People''' are persons who are not [[African American]] but who desire to be so. Distinguishing characteristics include:
* Dating/schtupping black people ''exclusively''.
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* Dating (and [[Sex|schtupping]]) black people exclusively.
 
* Adopting lots of cute li'l black children. Nothing shows "diversity" better.
 
* Adopting lots of cute li'l black children. Nothing shows "diversity" better.
* Being the first to loudly declare something or someone as "racist", because being raised a priviliged white liberal makes one a better judge of racism than an actual black person.
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* Being the first to loudly declare something or someone as "racist," as being a privileged white [[liberal]] makes one a better judge of racism than an actual black person.
* Trying to censor, ban, or change classic literature or movies. The fact that blacks were discriminated against mustn't become public knowledge.
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* Trying to censor, ban, or change classic literature or movies. No one must know that blacks were discriminated against!
* A burning desire to name or rename every street, school, or park bench after Martin Luther King, Jr. in a vain attempt to ease their own guilt.
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* Tirelessly agitating to rename every street, school, or park bench after Martin Luther King, Jr. in a vain attempt to ease their own guilt.
* Declaring themselves the "First Black President" without being black.
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* Declaring oneself the "First Black President" without either being black or having any ancestor who was affected by the [[slavery]] era in America.
* Being Nishil Patel.
 
 
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Latest revision as of 19:37, January 21, 2013

Honorary Black People are persons who are not African American but who desire to be so. Distinguishing characteristics include:

  • Dating (and schtupping) black people exclusively.
  • Adopting lots of cute li'l black children. Nothing shows "diversity" better.
  • Being the first to loudly declare something or someone as "racist," as being a privileged white liberal makes one a better judge of racism than an actual black person.
  • Trying to censor, ban, or change classic literature or movies. No one must know that blacks were discriminated against!
  • Tirelessly agitating to rename every street, school, or park bench after Martin Luther King, Jr. in a vain attempt to ease their own guilt.
  • Declaring oneself the "First Black President" without either being black or having any ancestor who was affected by the slavery era in America.

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