Category:Honorary Black People

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Honorary Black People are persons who are not African American but who desire to be so. Distinguishing characteristics include:

  • Dating (and schtupping) black people exclusively.
  • Adopting lots of cute li'l black children. Nothing shows "diversity" better.
  • Being the first to loudly declare something or someone as "racist," as being a privileged white liberal makes one a better judge of racism than an actual black person.
  • Trying to censor, ban, or change classic literature or movies. No one must know that blacks were discriminated against!
  • Tirelessly agitating to rename every street, school, or park bench after Martin Luther King, Jr. in a vain attempt to ease their own guilt.
  • Declaring oneself the "First Black President" without either being black or having any ancestor who was affected by the slavery era in America.

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