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“Believe in the dildo, because you want to.”
~ Saint Patrick on Irish Father's Day

Do not take a dildo that you do not want

A dildo may be an animal
Or, it may be a plant
Or, even a bar of soap
A dildo can be a weapon
Or, can be vehicle
So, take a visit into the Wonderful World of Dildo with utmost care


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