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Evil Leader Guy: What's this?
Minions cower in fear
Minions: It's the item you asked us to steal, your evilness!
ELG: Don't call me "your evilness," morons. This isn't lord of the rings! Now, about this item... this isn't the item!
Minions: We could've sworn we stole it from the bnak!
ELG: Dammit, I told you to steal stuff from the bANk, the thing that holds money, not the bNAk, the Swedish bakery!