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The King has left the building.
There are no conspiracies. Its just a case of everyones out to get you.
- Mexico conspiracy to "take back" the Western United States.
- Asian people conspiracy, starting with products made in China or Japan.
- Britain's plot to restore royal rule in Ireland (but was foiled).