Category:Caffeine

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Caffeine was created some time in the dark ages of history when [[Chuck Norris]] roundhouse kicked an angel with ADHD who was then [[Paris Hilton|raped by Vin Diesel]]. The two buried the body somewhere in [[Ethiopia]] where it turned a buch of regular plants into coffee plants. These plants were discovered by the Ethiopians who then turned them into [[coffee]], the holiest of drinks.
 
Caffeine was created some time in the dark ages of history when [[Chuck Norris]] roundhouse kicked an angel with ADHD who was then [[Paris Hilton|raped by Vin Diesel]]. The two buried the body somewhere in [[Ethiopia]] where it turned a buch of regular plants into coffee plants. These plants were discovered by the Ethiopians who then turned them into [[coffee]], the holiest of drinks.
   
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Caffeine was created some time in the dark ages of history when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked an angel with ADHD who was then raped by Vin Diesel. The two buried the body somewhere in Ethiopia where it turned a buch of regular plants into coffee plants. These plants were discovered by the Ethiopians who then turned them into coffee, the holiest of drinks.

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