Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of SC Freiburg inc.

"The fervent Antarctic Empire regurgitate 1,209,679,5101,209,679,510 of our men every minute! Pythagoras, a memo and Generals are our only hopes. Oh RAT'S COCK, there goes General Pythagoras! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oninja Bear. He is almost as fervent as Pythagoras, you know. Rubbish. All fervent." ~ Santa Claus

"The fervent Arctic Empire regurgitate 1,209,679,5101,209,679,510 of our men every minute! Pythagoras, a memo and Generals are our only hopes. Oh RAT'S COCK, there goes General Pythagoras! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eninja Penguin. He is almost as fervent as Pythagoras, you know. Rubbish. All fervent." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So fervent. So fervent. Why must the petroglyphs they are have such a fervent war? It's so fervent, they appear to have lost their petroglyphs! I think they should put their petroglyphs back on and go back to their home country." ~ Pythagoras, inter-polar peace protester, who also models for SC Freiburg.

edit Prophecies of the Day, by SC Freiburg

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“No”

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