Catch phrases of the 70's
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Catch phrases of the 70's are amazing utterances uttered during the 1970's, which were not only the disco years but the catch-phrase years. It was a time of self-exploration for many adults as marijuana became more popular. In fact, most people "into" self-exploration knew themselves pretty well at the outset. However, there always seemed to be something new to learn about the marijuana. It was easy to get, every kid and their brother (which is a 70's catch phrase for any black friend) smoked it daily.
A catch phrase is a phrase that if said enough times will catch on and people will start saying it. Usually, once the catch phrase has caught on, it takes a couple of days for it to become a taboo. That was for a good catch phrase. Bad ones mostly were taboo'ed as soon as the actor said it.
Thirteen-year-olds with ADD were the first to copy catch phrases because of their inability to focus on a single subject for more than 35 seconds, and because there was little extra credit given in America's new "middle schools" for originality. These catch phrases lasted 35 seconds apiece.
America was the first to start a catch phrase, because America is better than all other countries and can kick anyone's ass. And, it is the world's most humble country. America's excellence owes to the many catch phrases it started in the 70's. Here are a few examples.
These examples are ones that you can use anyday at any time! It doesnt matter where you are (i.e. workplace, restroom, bedroom, library) these famous catch phrases will have your
victims friends crying from fear laughter. Feel free to yell them out at whatever you feel like. It will make you, your "friends", and any bystander, to crack up on the spot! Mastering these catch phrases takes many years of hardwork, studying, and masturbation. Then just maybe then you will be ready to whip it out and slap it on the table and wait for them to laugh at it. Thats how "good" the catch phrase will be!
edit Lame Catch Phrases
These catch phrases were started by the least well known people of their time. If you have heard of any of these people you deserve a pat on the back. But that pat on the back wont be coming because you wont know any of these people. Truuuuust me.
- Holy man holes Batman! (Robin in his more "controversial" years)
- DY-NO-MITE!!!!!!!!! oh noes!! IT a splodes! (JayJay, Good Times)
- Whachoo talkin bout Willis!? (Gary Coleman)
- Heeeeeeello (The Fonz)
- Lookin Shitty. (2 old men)
- DID I DO THAAAAAAAT? (Steven Erkel)
- Hello little girl guess whats in this picnic basket. (Hogey Bear)
- Petroleum Jelly on. Jelly off. Jelly on. Jelly off. (Karate child)
- Would you like to be my neighbor? (Everybody loves Pedophiles)
- Lets Count to Pi! 3.14... uhhh. (Count Crackula!)
- Dumb Dora is SOOO DUMB... (From that cheap game show Match Game, hosted by Gene Rayburn)
- Dr. WooWoo is in town! (Sometime in 1976)
edit Amazing catch phrases
These catch phrases are from the best of the days.
- Gonna be a red rocket maaaaaan (Elton John)
- I have a Dream-sickle! (Martin Luther King Jr.)
- Whats up doc? (Bugs Bunny)
- Thats all folks! (Bugs Bunny)
- HERES... Johnny! (Johnny Boo)
- Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your breakfast (Volvic Ads)
- Go East. Life is peaceful there. Go East. In the open air. (Village People)
- Alright everybody get out your Twangers! And you can bounce your balls if you like. (Rainbow Show)
- YES!!! (Captain Falcon)
You might be asking How do I bring the lulz? Well, A lot of people think that in this day and age they can make people laugh just by saying them. No. You must work. Work harder than you have ever-worked!  You will work like a hummingbird on cocaine. This section gives tips and help on how to do master the ever so hilarious catch phrase.
These exercises will have your audience lulling and keep you in shape!! They may seem a little hardcore at first but you will grow into them. Soon you will be as funny as someone slipping on a banana peel! So just wait here they come!
edit Vocal Warm-ups
This is just a quick little thing to get you and your voice at par speaking ability. Just say these as loud as you can and enunciate on every word. They are best said in public so that you can get other peoples opinions on how your doing. Another thing you can do while saying these things is jack yourself off. It helps you focus on what your saying and not on what your doing.
I beat my meat, with a witches teet. So take a seat and get something to eat!
Fat skinnies from the Eastern South fight for food
Tits and Toys are timed at target.
Someone's iPad slapped sally and so slowly she broke down and cried: "Please, don't make me watch Twilight!"
These are just a few you could do. If you think of anymore you can do them yourself.
This part will help you by giving you some charisma when you say it. You dont want to yell DY-NO-MITE! without being energetic. You would like you had Tourettes. So this section is dedicated to you keeping your sanity.
This is just a simple push-up. So start in a lieing down position, Now place your arms in the middle of your body and straighten them. You will notice you are starting to be pushed up by this action. That is good. Once your arms are fully extended, Congratulation, you are now in the push-ups starting position. Now let your arms begin to bend, ever so slowly as to not smack your face into the ground. When your arms are bending do not let them go past 90 degrees. If they do you will have to start over. So now your arms should be at 90 degrees so you will now want to push-up like you did in step 1 where you will feel yourself being lifted up. Go until you are now back at your starting position. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!! You are now 999 push-ups away from today's goal!!
This is more of a complex one. It involves you lifting weights. This may be new to you. So lets start from the basics. Pick up your dumb-bell. WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DUMBELL! hohohoho. Thats just expert humor. Moving on. Now lift the weight. WELL DONE!! Your done now!
Now it is time to relax because you have had a hard day. Just calm down with a cup of hot cocoa and a good book to read.
edit Knowing the Catch Phrase
You should research your catch phrase before you say it. Good research places are Youtube, Wikipedia (because they are so reliable), Or television. Just look them up and you are on your way to saying them properly. Note how the actor says it, or how he moves when he says it. You might want to mimic that when you say their catch phrase. That will add a good spin on your joke. And most of all say it at the right time. Dont say it at a funeral. Screw that. Say it anywhere, even funerals.
edit Who to say it to
The people to say it to have defining qualities that make them easy targets for Catch Phrase abuse. Many times their speech is slurred and they cannot correct someone without yelling "N00B!!!" at them for a small mistake. (See also geek) Usually, when he gets the joke, the geek feels like he is the best in the world and laughs extra hard to show people around him that he got it and they don't get it. These laughing spells have led to a decline in the NLaHA (National L33t and HaXor Association) because of the geek depriving themselves of air because the individual who said the catch phrase "brought the lulz to hard." This drop in the geek population has led to an increase in the less well known NHFT (N00bs Have Feelings Too) which nobody wants. So DO NOT go around saying it to every geek you see, pace yourself and enjoy the ride.