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'''Cartoon Network''' or '''The Cartoon Network''' is, as you may have guessed, a television network that is formerly broadcasted by [[Ted Turner]], primarily broadcasting cartoons. The network started sometime in 1492, and was aimed at showing nothing but [[junk|cartoons]] nonstop, [[asplode|until your eyes burst]]. Most shows that that appear on this network have been sent by the Comedy Gods to eventually be canceled after 2-3 seasons. Cartoon Network better known as '''''Cartoon Nothing'''''. These cartoons include, but are not limited to, the following:
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'''Cartoon Network''' ([[1992]]–[[2004]]), today known as '''Cartoon Nothing''' ([[2004]]–present) is a television network that formerly broadcast nothing but [[junk|cartoons]] nonstop, 24/7, 365 days per year, [[asplode|until your eyes burst]]. It was pretty weak in its early years, but hit its golden age during the late 1990s and early 2000s. Many of their shows, including ''[[Dexter's Laboratory]]'', ''Johnny Bravo'', ''The Powerpuff Girls'', and ''Courage the Cowardly Dog'', were sent by the Comedy Gods only to be canceled after 2-3 seasons.
   
*[[Adventure Time|Misadventure Time]]
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Since the mid-2000s, what used to be a funny TV network for all-ages has been slipping. First off, they lost very good shows like ''Dexter's Lab'' and ''Courage the Cowardly Dog'' and replaced them with total and utter shit like ''Squirrel Boy'', ''My Gym Partner is a Monkey'', and ''Camp Lazlo''. Secondly, the original ''Cartoon Cartoon Fridays'' we all know and love was replaced by a fucked-up ''Fridays'' with live-action hosts. Toonami and Adult Swim also slipped. Excellent productions like ''Gundam Wing'', ''Sailor Moon'' and ''Samurai Jack'' were cancelled.<ref>I'm surprised they didn't take that Dragon Ball shit off instead.</ref> Adult Swim added ''Robot Chicken'' and has done nothing but overplay reruns of ''Family Guy''.
*[[Joel Schumacher|Batman and Robin]]
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In conclusion, Cartoon Network used to be good, but now they're shit.
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==History==
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===Golden Age (1992–2004)===
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From 1992 to 2004, under the leadership of Betty Cohen, Cartoon Network was in its heyday, providing the greatest cartoons ever. During this time, Cartoon Network aired their two most popular blocks: [[Anime|Toonami]], and Adult Swim. Toonami is the greatest block that has ever aired, and the greatest block that ever will air. It was created in 1997 by Moltar, a producer for [[Space Ghost]].
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From 2001 to 2004, Adult Swim was one of the funniest programming blocks around, mainly due to such genius-ness as ''The Brak Show'', ''Space Ghost Coast to Coast'', ''Futurama'', ''Mission Hill'', ''Baby Blues'', ''Stressed Eric'', the first three seasons of ''Family Guy'', ''Moral Orel'', and ''Cowboy Bebop''.
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===Crap Age (2004–present)===
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Unfortunately, in 2004, the network began losing very good shows like ''Dexter's Lab'' and ''Courage the Cowardly Dog'' and replaced them with total and utter shit like ''Squirrel Boy'', ''My Gym Parnter is a Monkey'', ''Camp Lazlo'', ''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi'', and ''Blue Imaginary Friends''.
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In 2007, president Jim Samples forced to step down after the citizens of Boston mistook ''Aqua Teen Hunger Force'' lite-brites for bombs. In Samples's place came Stuart Snyder. Under Snyder, the network's budget was slashed and many of its good shows were taken off the air. In 2008, Toonami was cancelled because Cartoon Network executives decided they needed to make room for the "excellent" live-action programming they created. A crappy live-action block known as CN Real aired in its place.
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As a result of these changes, [[everyone]] turned its back on Cartoon Network. While this was happening, Snyder's minion, Rob Scorcher, greenlit a load of bad shows like ''The Problem Solverz'' and ''Destroy Build Destroy''. Once CN's ratings hit rock-bottom, Snyder cancelled the bad shows and decided to bring in some half decent ones like ''Adventure Time'' and ''Regular Show''. However, it is unlikely that Cartoon Network will ever reach the heights it attained in the 1990s and early 2000s.
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Toonami was briefly revived on April 1, 2012 on [[Cartoon Network|Adult Swim]] in honor of [[April Fool's Day]]. The joke was on Adult Swim as fans demanded that the network [[Twitter|#BringBackToonami]] permanently. On May 16, Adult Swim announced that #ToonamisBackBitches (Toonami's back, bitches!) and will return May 26, 2012 @ Midnight ET.
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==List of shows==
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===Golden Age===
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These shows also at one time appeared on Cartoon Network, but were ousted by [[crap|faster, stronger shows]] via the [[a wizard did it|magic]] of natural selection. Because as of 2004, Cartoon Network is known for showing cartoons no one else wants:
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*''[[Dexter's Laboratory]]''
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*''[[Ed, Edd n Eddy]]''
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*''[[The Powerpuff Girls]]''
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*''Johnny Bravo''
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*''Courage the Cowardly Dog''
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*''[[Scooby Doo]]''
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*''Lupin III''
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*''Space Ghost Coast to Coast''
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*''Inuyasha''
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*''Sailor Moon''
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*''Gundam Wing''
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*''Dragon Ball Z''
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===Shit Age===
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*''Hi Hi Ami-Yumi Puff Puff Daddy''
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*''Camp Lazlo''
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*''Squirrel Boy''
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*''[[Adventure Time]]''
 
*[[Star Wars|Star Wars: The Clone Wars]]
 
*[[Star Wars|Star Wars: The Clone Wars]]
 
*[[Transformers|Daria With Robots!]]
 
*[[Transformers|Daria With Robots!]]
 
*[[Regular Show|Are You Sure This Is Regular Show?]]
 
*[[Regular Show|Are You Sure This Is Regular Show?]]
*[[Mushroom|Level Up]]
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*[[Mushroom|Level Down]]
 
*[[Pokemon|4Kids Anime]]
 
*[[Pokemon|4Kids Anime]]
*[[The Annoying Orange|The Annoying Orange Is More Annoying Than Bevis And Butthead!]]
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*[[The Annoying Orange|The Annoying Orange Is More Annoying Than Beavis And Butthead!]]
*[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
 
These shows also at one time appeared on Cartoon Network, but were ousted by [[crap|faster, stronger shows]] via the [[a wizard did it|magic]] of natural selection. Because as of 2012 (now) Cartoon Network is known for showing cartoons no one else wants:
 
 
*[[Dexter's Laboratory|Fuck Johnny Test!]] (Also known as "Classic Johnny Test - Genders reversed!")
 
*[[Ed, Edd n Eddy|Jackass for Kids]]
 
 
*[[Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home for Imaginary Douche bags]]
 
*[[Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home for Imaginary Douche bags]]
*[[Powerpuff Girls|Fanfic Fetish]]
 
*[[Scooby Doo|Crap]]
 
 
*[[Flapjack|The Unknown Gravity Falls Ripoff]]
 
*[[Flapjack|The Unknown Gravity Falls Ripoff]]
*[[MTV|6Teen]]
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*''[[MTV|6teen]]''
*[[Jersey Shore|Total Drama Island]]
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*''[[Jersey Shore|Total Drama Island]]''
*[[Camp Lazlo|Another Crappy Toon]]
 
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Cartoon Network (19922004), today known as Cartoon Nothing (2004–present) is a television network that formerly broadcast nothing but cartoons nonstop, 24/7, 365 days per year, until your eyes burst. It was pretty weak in its early years, but hit its golden age during the late 1990s and early 2000s. Many of their shows, including Dexter's Laboratory, Johnny Bravo, The Powerpuff Girls, and Courage the Cowardly Dog, were sent by the Comedy Gods only to be canceled after 2-3 seasons.

Since the mid-2000s, what used to be a funny TV network for all-ages has been slipping. First off, they lost very good shows like Dexter's Lab and Courage the Cowardly Dog and replaced them with total and utter shit like Squirrel Boy, My Gym Partner is a Monkey, and Camp Lazlo. Secondly, the original Cartoon Cartoon Fridays we all know and love was replaced by a fucked-up Fridays with live-action hosts. Toonami and Adult Swim also slipped. Excellent productions like Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon and Samurai Jack were cancelled.[1] Adult Swim added Robot Chicken and has done nothing but overplay reruns of Family Guy.

In conclusion, Cartoon Network used to be good, but now they're shit.

edit History

edit Golden Age (1992–2004)

From 1992 to 2004, under the leadership of Betty Cohen, Cartoon Network was in its heyday, providing the greatest cartoons ever. During this time, Cartoon Network aired their two most popular blocks: Toonami, and Adult Swim. Toonami is the greatest block that has ever aired, and the greatest block that ever will air. It was created in 1997 by Moltar, a producer for Space Ghost.

From 2001 to 2004, Adult Swim was one of the funniest programming blocks around, mainly due to such genius-ness as The Brak Show, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Futurama, Mission Hill, Baby Blues, Stressed Eric, the first three seasons of Family Guy, Moral Orel, and Cowboy Bebop.

edit Crap Age (2004–present)

Unfortunately, in 2004, the network began losing very good shows like Dexter's Lab and Courage the Cowardly Dog and replaced them with total and utter shit like Squirrel Boy, My Gym Parnter is a Monkey, Camp Lazlo, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, and Blue Imaginary Friends.

In 2007, president Jim Samples forced to step down after the citizens of Boston mistook Aqua Teen Hunger Force lite-brites for bombs. In Samples's place came Stuart Snyder. Under Snyder, the network's budget was slashed and many of its good shows were taken off the air. In 2008, Toonami was cancelled because Cartoon Network executives decided they needed to make room for the "excellent" live-action programming they created. A crappy live-action block known as CN Real aired in its place.

As a result of these changes, everyone turned its back on Cartoon Network. While this was happening, Snyder's minion, Rob Scorcher, greenlit a load of bad shows like The Problem Solverz and Destroy Build Destroy. Once CN's ratings hit rock-bottom, Snyder cancelled the bad shows and decided to bring in some half decent ones like Adventure Time and Regular Show. However, it is unlikely that Cartoon Network will ever reach the heights it attained in the 1990s and early 2000s.

Toonami was briefly revived on April 1, 2012 on Adult Swim in honor of April Fool's Day. The joke was on Adult Swim as fans demanded that the network #BringBackToonami permanently. On May 16, Adult Swim announced that #ToonamisBackBitches (Toonami's back, bitches!) and will return May 26, 2012 @ Midnight ET.

edit List of shows

edit Golden Age

These shows also at one time appeared on Cartoon Network, but were ousted by faster, stronger shows via the magic of natural selection. Because as of 2004, Cartoon Network is known for showing cartoons no one else wants:

  • Lupin III
  • Space Ghost Coast to Coast
  • Inuyasha
  • Sailor Moon
  • Gundam Wing
  • Dragon Ball Z

edit Shit Age

edit References

  1. I'm surprised they didn't take that Dragon Ball shit off instead.
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