Cartoon Network

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“Quality is an eternal sin. To have quality for shows is a betrayal of nature. The cheaper and terrible shows can only triumph if the good shows are exterminated. I’ve always been ruthless when faced with internal opposition from good shows. That’s the only way to deal with it.”

~ Stuart Snyder, Führer of Cartoon Network and creator of CN Real on Good Shows

Cartoon Network or The Cartoon Network is, as you may have guessed, a television network that is formerly broadcasted by Ted Turner, primarily broadcasting cartoons. The network started sometime in 1492, and was aimed at showing nothing but cartoons nonstop, until your eyes burst. Most shows that that appear on this network have been sent by the Comedy Gods to eventually be canceled after 2-3 seasons. Cartoon Network better known as Cartoon Nothing. These cartoons include, but are not limited to, the following:

• Adventure Time
• Batman and Robin
• Debbie Does Dallas
• Star Wars: The Clone Wars
• Total Drama Island (The First Reality Show Without Reality)
• C.N Real
• The Problem Solverz
• Regular Show
• The Amazing World of Gumball
• Level Up
• 4Kids Anime

These shows also at one time appeared on Cartoon Network, but were ousted by faster, stronger shows via the magic of natural selection. Because as of 2012 (now) Cartoon Network is known for showing cartoons no one else wants.:

• Dexter's Laboratory (Also known as "Classic Johnny Test - Genders reversed!")
• Ed, Edd n Eddy
• Foster's Home for Imaginary Douche bags
• Codename: Kids Next Door The "Best episode", (as proclaimed by fans) is the last episode.
• Code Lyoko
• Megas XLR
• Samurai Jack
• Powerpuff Girls
• Scooby Doo
• Space Ghost Coast to Coast
• Flapjack
• 6Teen
• Chowder
• Anime

These are the non-cartoons shown on Cartoon Network as part of "REAL".

• Bobbe Says, aka, Tosh.0 hosted by a kid
• Brainrush, aka, Cash Cab on a roller coaster with kids.
• Destroy Build Destroy, aka, an excuse to destroy expensive things. With kids.
• Dude What Would Happen, aka, Mythbusters with gay teenagers. This show may get cancelled, due to its none-stop portrayal of teens wrecking their B-holes.
• Survive This, aka, Survivor meets Man gonna rape ya' with kids.
• The Othersiders, aka, Ghost Fuckers with kids.

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