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Carmen Sandiego is currently unavailable. The ACME Crime Lab might be experiencing technical difficulties, or is closed for a federal holiday.
Please contact The Chief or try to find Carmen if this error continues to occur. You may want to fly to either Cairo or San Diego and try to find the source of the problem, gumshoe, try again with a new loot, warrant, and crook, ask a balding former Double Dare stagehand to help you, or have Rockapella repeat your query to you multiple times.
If you fail to find Carmen Sandiego with the next question and answer session, you will lose. You will not get prizes, you will not get a college education like those European detectives. If you do happen to find a V.I.L.E. member, message, or graffiti then you almost found Carmen Sandiego.
“Ha! I was here and then I left!!!!!”
“In Soviet Russia, Carmen Sandiego looks for YOU!!”
“You'd think that rather than shop lift the Vatican with a fleet of helicopters, she'd just loot all the sunken treasure galleons in a single submarine. Geography fact: 70% of the planet is water!”
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