Captain Arrogant

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“I'm the best damn superhero that there ever was, is, will be or dreamed about. I totally kick ass.”

~ Capain Arrogant

“He's arrogant.”

~ Captain Obvious on Captain Arrogant

Captain Arrogant is a superhero turned supervillain, and also the best at everything, ever. He is known worldwide for his ingenious plans and constantly awesome displays of absolute awesomeness. According to himself, that is.

Despite this he finds it very hard to get allies and has so far been banned from both Heaven and Hell as neither God nor Satan could put up with him, Captain Arrogant sees this as a good thing since he was most unimpressed with Heaven and Hell - stating that he could make a way better afterlife.

Captain Arrogant occasionally has aid from a side-kick known as Ego-Boy but the two rarely last long as they often break-up over who which one is better.

[edit] Origins

Captain Arrogant's origins remain a mystery even to himself but he declares that his origin story is among the most memorable and inspiring tales ever conceived and that anyone who dared to try and unravel the truth would be blinded by the sheer awesomeness it contained. Despite numerous attempts to disclaim this none so far have managed to find out the exact origins of Captain Arrogant - although Captain Omnipotent claims to know the truth, as he is omnipotent. However, this may well be a false claim, as omnipotence and omniscience are, in fact, two different things.

It is alleged that Captain Omnipotent is in fact the superhero alter-ego of Caledon Hockley, a modest and scrupulous man who acted as the perfect cover up and was played by Billy Zane in Titanic.

[edit] Early Relationships With The Superhero Community

Prior to his "death" Captain Arrogant was part of the superhero community but always had a rocky relationship with the others - seeing himself as much better than the others and getting into arguments with such superheroes as Captain Omnipotent over who was the most powerful. Over time his arrogance-level grew to a point where barely anyone could stay in the same room as him for fear of being driven insane - this would begin to draw him into the dark side.

[edit] Death

Captain Arrogant's death was, according to himself, among the most memorable and spectacular deaths ever seen in comic book history - yet very few remember the exact details, once again it is claimed by Captain Arrogance that this is merely a side-effect of people's minds shutting out the memories of the magnificant scene to preserve their sanity. All that is known for certain is that for a short time Captain Arrogant died and was sent to Hell - however Satan soon banished him to Heaven upon being driven half-mad by his arrogance, upon arriving in Heaven Captain Arrogant is said to have caused God himself to go half-mad with his arrogance and found himself banished from Heaven as well.. thus earning him a type of immortality as neither afterlive would have him. This would pave the way for his return to the earth-plane..

[edit] Return

Captain Arrogant's return to life was greeted with mixed feelings among the super-community and led to a great deal of controversy over his replacement, Captain Vanity, to the point that Captain Arrogant declared himself the only super-being and left the mainstream super-community for good and starting his career as a super villain.

[edit] Supervillain Career

Captain Arrogant's villainous career is just beginning but he has already declared himself to be the most powerful, scary and generally bad-ass villain in the history of the omniverse. However so far his relationship with the supervillain community seems to mirror his previous relations with superheroes - with him having little to no support from his fellow villains and constantly engaging in arguments over who is the best.