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<div style="margin-left: 60px;">fOR THOSE ''WITHOUT'' COMEDIC TASTES, THE [[Daily Mail|<span title="dAILY mAIL">SO-CALLED EXPERTS</span>]] AT [[Wikipedia|<span title="wIKIPEDIA">wIKIPEDIA</span>]] HAVE AN ARTICLE aBOUT '''''<span class="stealthexternallink">[[wikipedia:User:S1312/cAPS lOCK|<span title="wIKIPEDIA:cAPS LOCK" style="white-space: normal; color: #3366bb">cAPS LOCK</span>]]</span>'''''.</div>
 
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<code>''"cAPS lOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL."''</code><br />
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The '''Caps Lock''' is a type of a lock, which may<ref>Or may not - the client should decide</ref> be used to protect one's privacy from pirates and cyberpirates. It became popular because of its efficiency and the simplicity of its use.
:<code>~ '''[[King of the Internet|bOB]] ON cAPS LOCK'''</code>
 
<code>''"Just don't forget to steer, okay, honey?"''</code>
 
:<code>~'''[[Your Mom|yOUR mOM]]''' IN RESPONSE TO THE ABOVE'''</code>
 
<code>''"i BUSTED HIS KNEE '''CAPS, lOCK'''ED THE DOOR, AND SET HIS HOUSE ON FIRE."''</code><br />
 
:<code>~ '''[[Al Pacino|mAFIA gUY]] ON cAPS LOCK'''</code>
 
<code>''"lIFE'S TOO SHORT TO SEARCH CAPS LOCK"''</code><br />
 
:<code>~ '''[[james dean|jAMES dEAN]] ON cAPS LOCK'''</code>
 
<code>''"i WAS ON CAPS LOCK 24/7."''</code><br />
 
:<code>~ '''[[Billy Mays|bILLY mAYS]] ON cAPS LOCK'''</code>
 
<code>''"sOUNDS lIKE A pISS pOOR lOCK"''</code><br />
 
:<code>~ '''[[Lost_(TV_series)/characters#John_Locke|jOHN lOCKE]] ON cAPS LOCK'''</code>
 
<code>''"Caps lock sounds like you're yelling, and that may offend."''</code><br />
 
:<code>~ '''[[Internet safety people who think they know the internet]] ON cAPS LOCK'''</code>
 
   
tHE '''cAPS lOCK''', ALSO KNOWN AS "RETARD LOCK", WAS INVENTED BY aRTHUR jAMES cAPPINGTON IN [[1924]] TO PROTECT THE HIDDEN TREASURE OF THE [[Talk Like A Pirate Day|dREAD pIRATE rOBERTS]]. iNGENIOUS IN ITS DESIGN, tHE cAPS lOCK BOGGLES THE MIND SUFFICENTLY FOR A POTENTIAL ROBBER TO BECOME AMAZINGLY CONFUSED, AND EVENTUALLY GIVE UP ENTIRELY. tO DEMONSTRATE THE POWER OF TEH cAPS lOCK:
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==Uses and impact==
   
:oMG ROFT DID U KNOW THAT i HID THE TREASURE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR OF THE mALL OF aMERICA BECAUSE i NU THAT NOBODY WOULD LOOK THERE WTF YOU GUYS THEIR’S A F*CKING SHARK TANK WTF A GODAMN SHARK TANK?
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To protect one's house against pirates, one can put a Caps Lock on his door, instead of any 'normal' lock. This will reduce the possibility of anyone entering the house in future to 0%.
   
iN ORDER TO DECIDE cAPPINGTON'S iNVENTION, rOBERTS’ CREW AND WOULD-BE MUTINIERS WOULD HAVE HAS TO BE ABLE TO SLUDGE THROUGH INCOMPREHENSIBLE TEXT, IF THEY MANGED TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE SHORT PARAGRAPH'S PAINFUL gRAMMAR, sYNTAX AND sPELING. tHE FAMOUS PIRATE DECLARED cAPPINGTON A GENUIS, AND PROMPTLY KILLED HIM SO THAT ONLY ONE MAN WOULD HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE TO DECIPHER THE cAPS lOCK.
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When using a computer, in order to make sure that unwanted individuals do not get to one's photo gallery and/or web history, one can use his Caps Lock button (that one has to purchase separately from his keyobard) to change his keyboard language to a very rarely used dialect, which [[nobody]] is able to comprehend.
   
iN MODERN TIMES, THIS TERM HAS COME TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH [[Livejournal|lIVEJOURNAL]] RIBEYE STEAK, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE THE NEWSCASTERS OF THE ORGANIZATION WISH THEIR FINDS TO REMAIN A SECRET.
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It is also possible to use Caps Lock in the opposite way: in case the password a user types is wrong, he can turn his Caps Lock on and it will turn that password right.
tHE WORD CAPS LOCK IS A ANAGRAM OF COCK SLAP
 
== wARNING ==
 
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uSING cAPS lOCK WITHOUT PROPER TRAINING CAN IMPAIR LINGUISTIC CAPABILITIES.
 
   
eXAMPLE: [http://www.bash.org/?76833]<br />
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Due to the Caps Lock's popularity, the number of suicides grew as well as the fee for consulting a psychotherapist. The governments all around the world noticed that "one button, in a very short term, has accomplished something that we [governments] could not achieve in centuries". To glorify this, the Caps Lock day is celebrated twice a year<ref>[[Wikipedia:Caps Lock|The Glorious Story of Caps Lock]], Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</ref>.
<yarso> COULD NE1 HELP
 
   
aLSO NOTE THAT WHEN A COMPUTER IS [[On the Fritz|oN THE fRITZ]] iT WILL OFTEN INTERPRET YOUR CORRECT!!!1! PASSWORD AS WRONG just because the caps lock key is on when it shouldn't be, or ofF WHEN IT SHOULD BE ON. SHOOTING YOUR COMPUTER WITH A GERMAN SEMI-AUTOMATIC PISTOL IS not RECOMMENDED even IN THESE CASES.
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== Footnotes ==
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<references />
[[Image:Caps Lock.jpg]]
 
   
==fAMOUS QUOTES==
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== See also ==
<HAXMASTA> wHERE DO i GET WAREZ??
 
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<Nooob1!11> sTOP HAKING FAGOT!!!
 
WHeN i HIt CaPS a LITtlE LIgHt coMES oN AnD OFf!!!1!
 
   
==[[tHE CAPS LOCK MAN]]==
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*[[AAAAAAAAA!|aaaaaaaaa1]]
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*[[Case sensitivity]]
   
tHE [[CAPS LOCK MAN]] IS A PERSON LINKED WITH ALMOST EVERY CONSPIRACY AND WHO DRAWS HIS POWER FROM THE RETARD LOCK. hAVE YOU EVER FOUND CAPS LOCK ON WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO TYPE YOUR PASSWORD IN? iT WAS PROBABLY THE CAPS LOCK MAN. hAS YOUR CAPS LOCK EVER MYSTERIOUSLY TURNED OFF? pROBABLY THE CAPS LOCK MAN.
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INDEEEEEd!
 
 
==oTHER EXAMPLES==
 
 
<Granf17> sTOCKHOLM sANTIAGO gABORONE sINGAPORE!!!
 
<Granf17> lUANDA aMSTERDAM oSLO lIMA bEIJING tIRANA cARACAS bANGKOK pALIKIR ... vALLETTA ?
 
<Granf17> mENSK gABORONE aDDIS aBABA dILI yERAVAN
 
* Krankir sets mode: +b Granf17!*@*.*
 
<Krankir> Don't type in all capitals, it's rude.
 
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<code>''"[[TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL|tONIGHT, wE dINE, iN HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"''</code><br />
 
:<code>~ '''kING lEONIDAS ON dINNER'''</code>
 
aMAZINGLY, WHICHEVER PERSON ADDED THIS QUOUTE COULDN'T SPELL "dINE"
 
 
aND ALSO AMAZINGELY, WHICHEVER PERSON ADDED THAT COMMENT COULDN'T SPELL "QUOTE"
 
 
aNd STIlL AMAZINGLY, WHICHEVER PERSON ADDED THAT COMMENT COULDN'T SPELL "AMAZINGLY"
 
 
eVEN MORE AMAZINGLY, WHICHEVER PEOPLE ADDED THOSE FIRST 2 COMMENTS DIDN'T NOTICE THE QUOTE WAS INCORRECT, kING lEONIDAS NEVER DINES DURING DAYLIGHT, ONLY AT nIGHT. aND IN HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
aND EVEN MORE aMAZINGLY, THE QUOTE DID SAY "TONIGHT" ePIC fAIL.
 
 
aND EVEN MORE aMAZING, ALL THE COMMENTS ABOVE USED "aMAZINGLY" WRONG. vERY SAD INDEED.
 
 
iSN'T THAT AMAZING?!?
 
 
yEAH!
 
 
==iNTERNATIONAL cAPS lOCK dAY==
 
 
iNTERNATIONAL cAPS lOCK dAY IS ON JUNE 28TH EVERY YEAR IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS. iF YOU DONT TYPE EVERYTHING YOU TYPE WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY ON, THEN jESUS WILL NOT LIKE YOU VERY MUCH. iF YOU DON'T LIKE THE ABOVE DATE, SOME INTERNET USERS CITE iNTERNATIONAL cAPS lOCK dAY AS BEING CELEBRATED ON oCTOBER 22ND EACH YEAR. aND IF YOU TYPE LIKE THIS ON nOVEMBER 19TH, tHEN KITTENS WILL COME AND BITE YOUR EYE OUT, BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST SO DARN CUTE.
 
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==iMPORTANT uSES oF cAPS lOCK==
 
cAPS LOCK HAS A FEW (pATHETICALLY MINOR) USES, INCLUDING:
 
*dRAMATICALLY REDUCING THE CHANCES OF CAPS USER GETTING LAID
 
*pRODUCTION OF [[Human|HUMANITY]]'S WORST LANGUAGE, NAMELY [[AAAAAAAA!|aaaaaaaa1]]
 
*sPEEDING UP THE DEATH OF THE [[Internet|iNTERNET]]
 
*a WAY TO EXPRESS ANGER OR FANGIRLY JOY THAT NEW MOON COMES OUT IN A MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
*wORTHLESS CAPITALIZATIONS FOR VARIOUS PRODUCTS THE CAPS USER CAN ONLY GET IF THEIR PARENTS BUY IT FOR THEM, SUCH AS THE [[IPod|IpOD]]
 
*a WAY FOR THE CAPS USER TO CHANNEL THEIR RAGE AGAINST THE FACT THAT THEY CAN NOT EFFECTIVELY USE A [[Computer|COMPUTER]] BEYOND LOOKING UP PORN.
 
WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS
 
 
==sTIcKy cAPS==
 
aN EXAMPLE OF STICKY CAPS IS THE TITLE TO THIS PASSAGE OF TEXT.
 
 
sTICKY CAPS ARE ONLY USED BY (SOMETIMES VERY) HORNY TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS THAT (ALMOST ALWAYS) HATES [[George W. Bush|gEORGE w. bUSH]] AND OTHER POLITICAL LEADERS WHOM THEIR DRUNK PARENTS SAY ARE EVIL.
 
== sEE ALSO ==
 
*[[AAAAAAAAA!|aaaaaaaaa1]]
 
*[[Wii|wII]]
 
*[[Case_sensitivity|cASE SENSITIVITY]]
 
*[[iPod|IpOD]]
 
*[[eBay|EbAY]]
 
*[[WEIRD FONT]]
 
*[[User:Benson|BENSON]]
 
[[Image:111capsno9sv.jpg]]
 
[[Category:AGH MY EYES]][[Category: Internet]][[Category:ARTICLES WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPS LOCK]][[Category:Pages that look like the things they're about]][[Category:Things Al Gore invented]][[Category:Letters]][[Category:Alphabet]]
 
oH, AND ASPLODE IT, TOO.
 
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==>>>==
 
 
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<div id="catlinks" style="width: 97%; position: absolute; bottom: 10px; z-index: 5"><p class="catlinks">[[Special:Categories|<span title="sPECIAL:cATEGORIES">cATEGORIES</span>]]: [[:Category:AGH MY EYES|<span title="cATEGORY:agh my eyes">agh my eyes</span>]] | [[:Category:Internet|<span title="cATEGORY:iNTERNET">iNTERNET</span>]] | [[:Category:ARTICLES WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPS LOCK|<span title="cATEGORIES:aRTICLES wRITTEN eNTIRELY iN cAPS lOCK">aRTICLES wRITTEN eNTIRELY iN cAPS lOCK</span>]] | [[:Category:Letters|<span title="cATEGORY:lETTERS">lETTERS</span>]] | [[:Category:Alphabet|<span title="cATEGORY:aLPHABET">aLPHABET</span>]] | [[:Category:Pages that look like the things they're about|<span title="cATEGORY:pAGES tHAT lOOK lIKE tHE tHINGS tHEY'RE aBOUT">pAGES tHAT lOOK lIKE tHE tHINGS tHEY'RE aBOUT</span>]] | [[:Category:Things Al Gore invented|<span title="cATEGORY:tHINGS aL gORE INVENTED">tHINGS aL gORE INVENTED</span>]] | [[:Category:Things Maddox hates|<span title="cATEGORY:tHINGS mADDOX hATES">tHINGS mADDOX hATEZ</span>]] </p></div>
 
   
 
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Latest revision as of 13:30, November 9, 2014

“I WAS ON CAPS LOCKS 24/7”
~ Billy Mays on Caps Locks

The Caps Lock is a type of a lock, which may[1] be used to protect one's privacy from pirates and cyberpirates. It became popular because of its efficiency and the simplicity of its use.

edit Uses and impact

To protect one's house against pirates, one can put a Caps Lock on his door, instead of any 'normal' lock. This will reduce the possibility of anyone entering the house in future to 0%.

When using a computer, in order to make sure that unwanted individuals do not get to one's photo gallery and/or web history, one can use his Caps Lock button (that one has to purchase separately from his keyobard) to change his keyboard language to a very rarely used dialect, which nobody is able to comprehend.

It is also possible to use Caps Lock in the opposite way: in case the password a user types is wrong, he can turn his Caps Lock on and it will turn that password right.

Due to the Caps Lock's popularity, the number of suicides grew as well as the fee for consulting a psychotherapist. The governments all around the world noticed that "one button, in a very short term, has accomplished something that we [governments] could not achieve in centuries". To glorify this, the Caps Lock day is celebrated twice a year[2].

edit Footnotes

  1. Or may not - the client should decide
  2. The Glorious Story of Caps Lock, Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

edit See also


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