Cantr

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A scenic view in Cantr. However, what you don't know, is that this is actually a picture of Jos, the creator, and a certain staff member lying together in bed!

“I certainly will be playing this 24/7 until they pass the euthanasia law for morons. After which I'll have no choice to put my account on holiday mode and pray someone feeds me potatoes. In-game, of course.”

~ George Bush on his addiction to Cantr.

“Bob Dole says don't play! Bob Dole knows they use monkeys to keep the server running! Bob Dole!”

~ Bob Dole in his infinite wisdom.

“If I had of known this existed before September 11th.. I would definitely have called the attacks off. Cantr is the easiest, simplest way to make a terrorist cell, kill of those you hate, and go into hiding. Hell- I'm on a boat charted for the Chinese continent right now!”

~ Osama Bin Laden on Cantr's failed in-game Intelligence Agencies.

Cantr is a MMORPG that is readily accessible at [[1]] except for Tuesdays and when the Administrators are downloading pornographic material.. err.. for in-game reasons. It is a work-in-progress, meaning none of the staff can be bothered finishing it, so it was released to the public as soon as possible. In Cantr anything is possible- you can be a Pirate, a Town Leader, a vigilante.. to hell with all that, though, it's more fun to steal what ever is lying around in Cantr and/or kill off towns with your stolen crossbow!

[edit] History

[edit] Early Years

Cantr began as a child's simple past-time over sixty to seventy years ago, dominated by mind-controlling Gremlins who offered a boy and his friends Lego pieces but instead received a lifetime of cruelty and pain. More on this later. The young boy, Jos Elkink, ventured home after this meeting with the Gremlin with his friends, to build nothing less than a grand city. Mr. Elkink, controlled by the ruthless Gremlins, started building, and building. Soon he had constructed an entire living, breathing city, Role-Played by him and his friends. They invested their souls into the city, each little Lego-Man taking on the persona of Jos and his friends. They traded, built up wealth, went to War, and so on.

[edit] Middle Years

Jos giving his teacher a firm warning NOT to set homework, ever, again.

At age 18, A Flaming Homo named Jos and his friends were still addicted. It was not long before he had to go to University. With the Cantr Lego City that was the only thing on his mind, he could not focus, and random outbursts in class caused him a lot of trouble. One incident almost got him expelled from the University, after he called her a bitch.