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An excellent choice for quick and easy to prepare meals.

In all honesty, this may actually be a sacrificial cruft-page that the author has included for you to edit, rather than the really good main article. So, have at it!

edit Oscargot

Oscargot, considered a delicacy by many, is a French dish devised as revenge against Oscar Wilde for usurping one of France's the most prized cultural innovations, namely great fashion sense. That and nobody bothers to translate all his quotes into French.

edit Recipe for Oscargot

Place Oscar Wilde in a pot of boiling water. Once he is tender, drain, and rub butter and minced garlic all over him. Bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes. Let cool. Dice Mr. Wilde and place the pieces in the snail shells. Serves 80.

Oscargot has a sharp, cutting flavor, but some find it a bit dry.

edit Serving suggestions

  • Fortune Oscargots
Put your favorite Oscar Wilde quotes on slips of paper, and place one in each oscargot shell. Say "in bed" after reading them.Oscar.jpg

edit Kim Il Sung Soup


Don't let the looks fool you. He's actually a vegetarian.

Kim Il Sung Soup, or, as it is known in its native North Korea, Kim Ir Sung Soup, is a highly prized delicacy considered the most delicious food ever by the population of North Korea. However, it's deliciousness is denied by the rest of the world.

edit Recipe

Dig up the Great Leader. Cut off his fingers. Bring water to a boil. After water boils, put fingers and cow pies in soup, then add burrito for flavoring. Cook for three hours.

edit Serving Suggestions

Can be served hot or cold. Both types have their own, specific positive qualities.

  • The cold soup usually is served with poison, because, after all, revenge is a dish best served cold (Yeah. Sorry).
  • The hot soup is usually served with a baguette. The baguette however is not eaten, the diner is to impale it into his heart.

edit Popularity Outside North Korea

This dish is not popular outside of North Korea. Some describe it as "tasting worse than a bear's dick."

North Koreans disagree, arguing that it actually tastes much better than a bear's dick.

edit Bush Brains

A similar dish to monkey brains. Not very filling but good for a light snack.

edit Recipe

  • 1 George Dubya Bush
  • A hammer
  • turkey stuffing

Simply smash the monkey's skull open revealing the brain using the hammer. Then add some turkey stuffing because the brain cavity will be mostly hollow. However, with all the extra room, the president's head makes a dandy cup.

edit Dick Cheney Olive Oil Surprise

Also another name for the black oil, this is a favorite among the indigenous people of hell. This delicacy has been secretly fed to American citizens over many years without them knowing. How? Why do you think your Apple Jacks don't taste like apples? And don't get me started on those cinnamon swirls in every bite.

edit Recipe

  • 1 Dick Cheney
  • 2 large vats of olive oil
  • 1 can of cooking oil
  • 50 large vats of crude oil
  • 1 gallon of the blood of innocent victims

edit General Tso

Just like the original!

edit Recipe

  • 3T Chopped Garlic
  • 3T Chopped Ginger
  • 3T Chopped green onion
  • 1/2# Sliced thin Chinese General (Not necessary to have a Tso family, any will do.)
  • 1/4C Soy Sauce
  • 1T Corn starch in the soy to make a slurry
  • Dash hot pepper
  • 2T Hoisin Sauce
  • 1/4C white vinegar
  • 1/4C sherry wine
  • 1 1/2C Chinese broth, hot (Any boiled and reduced Chinese stock will do.)

Stir fry in hot wok, serve over steamed rice.

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