Cancer is a constellation in the sky that resembles an extremely oblong tumor. However, it is also related to:
- Battling Cancer
- Cancer (beverage)
- Cancer porn
- Clap for Cancer
- Cure for Cancer
- HowTo:Cure Cancer
- Semicolon Cancer
- UnTunes:Are we human or are we cancer?
- Why?:Cancer is Great
- This is a disambiguation page - which is just a quick and dirty excuse to create more Uncyclopedia pages. Hadn't you better get started today?
