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There is genuinely no cabal. Would you like to attempt to unearth a Cabal or Search for an evil Cabal in Uncyclopedia (still pointless)? If you just created this page, wait a few minutes and someone should knock on the door. If this page has recently been deleted, check the deletion log and you should probably also end it now before slightly more shady things occur.