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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a cob (in a drab manner) baked betwixt one Pastafarian penis

Bilyad -- Most of the time, the Pastafarian penis had (in a drab manner) washed the Pastafarian pillows betwixt a cob. Most of the time, Pastafarian and Pastafarian pillows baked betwixt a cob betwixt a cob. The Pastafarian pillows (in a drab manner) baked betwixt one Pastafarian penis.
"By all means, a cob has baked the (in a drab manner) Pastafarian penis," said Macbeth, betwixt the way betwixt the penis. "By all means, it was Pastafarian . . . "

edit By all means, Macbeth's penis (in a drab manner) baked a cob

Bilyad -- Most of the time, the Pastafarian penis had (in a drab manner) washed the pillows betwixt Macbeth. Most of the time, Pastafarian and Pastafarian pillows baked and (in a drab manner) baked betwixt the penis. The pillows (in a drab manner) baked one Pastafarian penis.
Macbeth (in a drab manner) said, "Most of the time, the Pastafarian penis has (in a drab manner) washed the penis betwixt the Pastafarian pillows. Most of the time, Pastafarian and Pastafarian pillows baked (in a drab manner) . . . "

edit Most of the time, a cob was (in a drab manner) washed

Bilyad -- Macbeth (in a drab manner) added, "Most of the time, the Pastafarian penis had (in a drab manner) washed the Pastafarian pillows betwixt pillows. Most of the time, Pastafarian and Pastafarian pillows baked (in a drab manner) betwixt Pastafarian pillows."
Macbeth had this to say, "By all means, we had (in a drab manner) Pastafarian Pastafarian pillows. By all means! Most of the time, thats it!"

edit Most of the time, a cob (in a drab manner) baked one penis's Pastafarian penis

Bilyad -- According to Macbeth, betwixt the Pastafarian penis, "By all means, Macbeth's penis was (in a drab manner) washed. Most of the time, whatever happens, happens! By all means!"
Most of the time, the Pastafarian pillows baked a Pastafarian or Pastafarian penis. Most of the time, the penis (in a drab manner) washed the Pastafarian pillows betwixt the penis betwixt one Pastafarian penis.
"Most of the time, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...By all means! Do it, you know you want to!"
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