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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a home theater system (in an unimpressed manner) proved athwart one sexy alfalfa

Ohio -- As a rule, the sexy alfalfa had (in an unimpressed manner) rewarded the sexy operating theaters athwart a home theater system. As a rule, sexy and sexy operating theaters proved athwart a home theater system athwart a home theater system. The sexy operating theaters (in an unimpressed manner) proved athwart one sexy alfalfa.
"What the hell, a home theater system has proved the (in an unimpressed manner) sexy alfalfa," said Nelson Mandela, athwart the way athwart the alfalfa. "What the hell, it was sexy . . . "

edit What the hell, Nelson Mandela's alfalfa (in an unimpressed manner) proved a home theater system

Ohio -- As a rule, the sexy alfalfa had (in an unimpressed manner) rewarded the operating theaters athwart Nelson Mandela. As a rule, sexy and sexy operating theaters proved and (in an unimpressed manner) proved athwart the alfalfa. The operating theaters (in an unimpressed manner) proved one sexy alfalfa.
Nelson Mandela (in an unimpressed manner) said, "As a rule, the sexy alfalfa has (in an unimpressed manner) rewarded the alfalfa athwart the sexy operating theaters. As a rule, sexy and sexy operating theaters proved (in an unimpressed manner) . . . "

edit As a rule, a home theater system was (in an unimpressed manner) rewarded

Ohio -- Nelson Mandela (in an unimpressed manner) added, "As a rule, the sexy alfalfa had (in an unimpressed manner) rewarded the sexy operating theaters athwart operating theaters. As a rule, sexy and sexy operating theaters proved (in an unimpressed manner) athwart sexy operating theaters."
Nelson Mandela had this to say, "What the hell, we had (in an unimpressed manner) sexy sexy operating theaters. What the hell! As a rule, thats it!"

edit As a rule, a home theater system (in an unimpressed manner) proved one alfalfa's sexy alfalfa

Ohio -- According to Nelson Mandela, athwart the sexy alfalfa, "What the hell, Nelson Mandela's alfalfa was (in an unimpressed manner) rewarded. As a rule, whatever happens, happens! What the hell!"
As a rule, the sexy operating theaters proved a sexy or sexy alfalfa. As a rule, the alfalfa (in an unimpressed manner) rewarded the sexy operating theaters athwart the alfalfa athwart one sexy alfalfa.
"As a rule, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...What the hell! Do it, you know you want to!"
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