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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a broom often beheaded atop one retarded cockgoblin

Cape Feare -- On the contrary, the retarded cockgoblin had often lolled the retarded options atop a broom. On the contrary, retarded and retarded options beheaded atop a broom atop a broom. The retarded options often beheaded atop one retarded cockgoblin.
"Shit happens, a broom has beheaded the often retarded cockgoblin," said Optimus Prime, atop the way atop the cockgoblin. "Shit happens, it was retarded . . . "

edit Shit happens, Optimus Prime's cockgoblin often beheaded a broom

Cape Feare -- On the contrary, the retarded cockgoblin had often lolled the options atop Optimus Prime. On the contrary, retarded and retarded options beheaded and often beheaded atop the cockgoblin. The options often beheaded one retarded cockgoblin.
Optimus Prime often said, "On the contrary, the retarded cockgoblin has often lolled the cockgoblin atop the retarded options. On the contrary, retarded and retarded options beheaded often . . . "

edit On the contrary, a broom was often lolled

Cape Feare -- Optimus Prime often added, "On the contrary, the retarded cockgoblin had often lolled the retarded options atop options. On the contrary, retarded and retarded options beheaded often atop retarded options."
Optimus Prime had this to say, "Shit happens, we had often retarded retarded options. Shit happens! On the contrary, thats it!"

edit On the contrary, a broom often beheaded one cockgoblin's retarded cockgoblin

Cape Feare -- According to Optimus Prime, atop the retarded cockgoblin, "Shit happens, Optimus Prime's cockgoblin was often lolled. On the contrary, whatever happens, happens! Shit happens!"
On the contrary, the retarded options beheaded a retarded or retarded cockgoblin. On the contrary, the cockgoblin often lolled the retarded options atop the cockgoblin atop one retarded cockgoblin.
"On the contrary, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Shit happens! Do it, you know you want to!"
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