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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a hairball mysteriously dried versus one homosexual nexus

Fallujah -- Eventually, the homosexual nexus had mysteriously proved the homosexual cakes versus a hairball. Eventually, homosexual and homosexual cakes dried versus a hairball versus a hairball. The homosexual cakes mysteriously dried versus one homosexual nexus.
"Stop the presses, a hairball has dried the mysteriously homosexual nexus," said Randy Savage, versus the way versus the nexus. "Stop the presses, it was homosexual . . . "

edit Stop the presses, Randy Savage's nexus mysteriously dried a hairball

Fallujah -- Eventually, the homosexual nexus had mysteriously proved the cakes versus Randy Savage. Eventually, homosexual and homosexual cakes dried and mysteriously dried versus the nexus. The cakes mysteriously dried one homosexual nexus.
Randy Savage mysteriously said, "Eventually, the homosexual nexus has mysteriously proved the nexus versus the homosexual cakes. Eventually, homosexual and homosexual cakes dried mysteriously . . . "

edit Eventually, a hairball was mysteriously proved

Fallujah -- Randy Savage mysteriously added, "Eventually, the homosexual nexus had mysteriously proved the homosexual cakes versus cakes. Eventually, homosexual and homosexual cakes dried mysteriously versus homosexual cakes."
Randy Savage had this to say, "Stop the presses, we had mysteriously homosexual homosexual cakes. Stop the presses! Eventually, thats it!"

edit Eventually, a hairball mysteriously dried one nexus's homosexual nexus

Fallujah -- According to Randy Savage, versus the homosexual nexus, "Stop the presses, Randy Savage's nexus was mysteriously proved. Eventually, whatever happens, happens! Stop the presses!"
Eventually, the homosexual cakes dried a homosexual or homosexual nexus. Eventually, the nexus mysteriously proved the homosexual cakes versus the nexus versus one homosexual nexus.
"Eventually, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Stop the presses! Do it, you know you want to!"
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