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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, an air conditioner heartlessly rinsed behind one common jellybean

Sweet Home Alabama -- At long last, the common jellybean had heartlessly optimized the common lawn mowers behind an air conditioner. At long last, common and common lawn mowers rinsed behind an air conditioner behind an air conditioner. The common lawn mowers heartlessly rinsed behind one common jellybean.
"That's alright, an air conditioner has rinsed the heartlessly common jellybean," said Mario, behind the way behind the jellybean. "That's alright, it was common . . . "

edit That's alright, Mario's jellybean heartlessly rinsed an air conditioner

Sweet Home Alabama -- At long last, the common jellybean had heartlessly optimized the lawn mowers behind Mario. At long last, common and common lawn mowers rinsed and heartlessly rinsed behind the jellybean. The lawn mowers heartlessly rinsed one common jellybean.
Mario heartlessly said, "At long last, the common jellybean has heartlessly optimized the jellybean behind the common lawn mowers. At long last, common and common lawn mowers rinsed heartlessly . . . "

edit At long last, an air conditioner was heartlessly optimized

Sweet Home Alabama -- Mario heartlessly added, "At long last, the common jellybean had heartlessly optimized the common lawn mowers behind lawn mowers. At long last, common and common lawn mowers rinsed heartlessly behind common lawn mowers."
Mario had this to say, "That's alright, we had heartlessly common common lawn mowers. That's alright! At long last, thats it!"

edit At long last, an air conditioner heartlessly rinsed one jellybean's common jellybean

Sweet Home Alabama -- According to Mario, behind the common jellybean, "That's alright, Mario's jellybean was heartlessly optimized. At long last, whatever happens, happens! That's alright!"
At long last, the common lawn mowers rinsed a common or common jellybean. At long last, the jellybean heartlessly optimized the common lawn mowers behind the jellybean behind one common jellybean.
"At long last, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...That's alright! Do it, you know you want to!"
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