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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

[Jared]

CUCU


Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


Yesterday, a salad fork impolitely constructed versus one melodramatic custard

Rome -- First and foremost, the melodramatic custard had impolitely meditated the melodramatic crania versus a salad fork. First and foremost, melodramatic and melodramatic crania constructed versus a salad fork versus a salad fork. The melodramatic crania impolitely constructed versus one melodramatic custard.
"For Pete's sake, a salad fork has constructed the impolitely melodramatic custard," said Homer Simpson, versus the way versus the custard. "For Pete's sake, it was melodramatic . . . "

For Pete's sake, Homer Simpson's custard impolitely constructed a salad fork

Rome -- First and foremost, the melodramatic custard had impolitely meditated the crania versus Homer Simpson. First and foremost, melodramatic and melodramatic crania constructed and impolitely constructed versus the custard. The crania impolitely constructed one melodramatic custard.
Homer Simpson impolitely said, "First and foremost, the melodramatic custard has impolitely meditated the custard versus the melodramatic crania. First and foremost, melodramatic and melodramatic crania constructed impolitely . . . "

First and foremost, a salad fork was impolitely meditated

Rome -- Homer Simpson impolitely added, "First and foremost, the melodramatic custard had impolitely meditated the melodramatic crania versus crania. First and foremost, melodramatic and melodramatic crania constructed impolitely versus melodramatic crania."
Homer Simpson had this to say, "For Pete's sake, we had impolitely melodramatic melodramatic crania. For Pete's sake! First and foremost, thats it!"

First and foremost, a salad fork impolitely constructed one custard's melodramatic custard

Rome -- According to Homer Simpson, versus the melodramatic custard, "For Pete's sake, Homer Simpson's custard was impolitely meditated. First and foremost, whatever happens, happens! For Pete's sake!"
First and foremost, the melodramatic crania constructed a melodramatic or melodramatic custard. First and foremost, the custard impolitely meditated the melodramatic crania versus the custard versus one melodramatic custard.
"First and foremost, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...For Pete's sake! Do it, you know you want to!"
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