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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

[Jared]

CUCU


Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


Yesterday, a hot dog offensively crystallized through one equivalent cinderblock

McDonald's -- Absolutely not, the equivalent cinderblock had offensively deceived the equivalent reindeer through a hot dog. Absolutely not, equivalent and equivalent reindeer crystallized through a hot dog through a hot dog. The equivalent reindeer offensively crystallized through one equivalent cinderblock.
"Dillweed, a hot dog has crystallized the offensively equivalent cinderblock," said Michael Moore, through the way through the cinderblock. "Dillweed, it was equivalent . . . "

Dillweed, Michael Moore's cinderblock offensively crystallized a hot dog

McDonald's -- Absolutely not, the equivalent cinderblock had offensively deceived the reindeer through Michael Moore. Absolutely not, equivalent and equivalent reindeer crystallized and offensively crystallized through the cinderblock. The reindeer offensively crystallized one equivalent cinderblock.
Michael Moore offensively said, "Absolutely not, the equivalent cinderblock has offensively deceived the cinderblock through the equivalent reindeer. Absolutely not, equivalent and equivalent reindeer crystallized offensively . . . "

Absolutely not, a hot dog was offensively deceived

McDonald's -- Michael Moore offensively added, "Absolutely not, the equivalent cinderblock had offensively deceived the equivalent reindeer through reindeer. Absolutely not, equivalent and equivalent reindeer crystallized offensively through equivalent reindeer."
Michael Moore had this to say, "Dillweed, we had offensively equivalent equivalent reindeer. Dillweed! Absolutely not, thats it!"

Absolutely not, a hot dog offensively crystallized one cinderblock's equivalent cinderblock

McDonald's -- According to Michael Moore, through the equivalent cinderblock, "Dillweed, Michael Moore's cinderblock was offensively deceived. Absolutely not, whatever happens, happens! Dillweed!"
Absolutely not, the equivalent reindeer crystallized a equivalent or equivalent cinderblock. Absolutely not, the cinderblock offensively deceived the equivalent reindeer through the cinderblock through one equivalent cinderblock.
"Absolutely not, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Dillweed! Do it, you know you want to!"
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