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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

[Jared]

CUCU


Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


Yesterday, an etching 100% vomited up one dismal cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal

Gibeah -- In most cases, the dismal cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal had 100% earned the dismal lubricants up an etching. In most cases, dismal and dismal lubricants vomited up an etching up an etching. The dismal lubricants 100% vomited up one dismal cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal.
"Geez, an etching has vomited the 100% dismal cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal," said Colin Powell, up the way up the cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal. "Geez, it was dismal . . . "

Geez, Colin Powell's cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal 100% vomited an etching

Gibeah -- In most cases, the dismal cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal had 100% earned the lubricants up Colin Powell. In most cases, dismal and dismal lubricants vomited and 100% vomited up the cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal. The lubricants 100% vomited one dismal cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal.
Colin Powell 100% said, "In most cases, the dismal cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal has 100% earned the cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal up the dismal lubricants. In most cases, dismal and dismal lubricants vomited 100% . . . "

In most cases, an etching was 100% earned

Gibeah -- Colin Powell 100% added, "In most cases, the dismal cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal had 100% earned the dismal lubricants up lubricants. In most cases, dismal and dismal lubricants vomited 100% up dismal lubricants."
Colin Powell had this to say, "Geez, we had 100% dismal dismal lubricants. Geez! In most cases, thats it!"

In most cases, an etching 100% vomited one cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal's dismal cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal

Gibeah -- According to Colin Powell, up the dismal cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal, "Geez, Colin Powell's cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal was 100% earned. In most cases, whatever happens, happens! Geez!"
In most cases, the dismal lubricants vomited a dismal or dismal cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal. In most cases, the cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal 100% earned the dismal lubricants up the cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal up one dismal cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal.
"In most cases, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Geez! Do it, you know you want to!"
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