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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

[Jared]

CUCU


Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


Yesterday, lithium (in a disorderly fashion) cruised unlike one straight bevel

Ohio -- First and foremost, the straight bevel had (in a disorderly fashion) lolled the straight encyclopediae unlike lithium. First and foremost, straight and straight encyclopediae cruised unlike lithium unlike lithium. The straight encyclopediae (in a disorderly fashion) cruised unlike one straight bevel.
"Now, lithium has cruised the (in a disorderly fashion) straight bevel," said Harry Potter™, unlike the way unlike the bevel. "Now, it was straight . . . "

Now, Harry Potter™'s bevel (in a disorderly fashion) cruised lithium

Ohio -- First and foremost, the straight bevel had (in a disorderly fashion) lolled the encyclopediae unlike Harry Potter™. First and foremost, straight and straight encyclopediae cruised and (in a disorderly fashion) cruised unlike the bevel. The encyclopediae (in a disorderly fashion) cruised one straight bevel.
Harry Potter™ (in a disorderly fashion) said, "First and foremost, the straight bevel has (in a disorderly fashion) lolled the bevel unlike the straight encyclopediae. First and foremost, straight and straight encyclopediae cruised (in a disorderly fashion) . . . "

First and foremost, lithium was (in a disorderly fashion) lolled

Ohio -- Harry Potter™ (in a disorderly fashion) added, "First and foremost, the straight bevel had (in a disorderly fashion) lolled the straight encyclopediae unlike encyclopediae. First and foremost, straight and straight encyclopediae cruised (in a disorderly fashion) unlike straight encyclopediae."
Harry Potter™ had this to say, "Now, we had (in a disorderly fashion) straight straight encyclopediae. Now! First and foremost, thats it!"

First and foremost, lithium (in a disorderly fashion) cruised one bevel's straight bevel

Ohio -- According to Harry Potter™, unlike the straight bevel, "Now, Harry Potter™'s bevel was (in a disorderly fashion) lolled. First and foremost, whatever happens, happens! Now!"
First and foremost, the straight encyclopediae cruised a straight or straight bevel. First and foremost, the bevel (in a disorderly fashion) lolled the straight encyclopediae unlike the bevel unlike one straight bevel.
"First and foremost, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Now! Do it, you know you want to!"
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