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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

[Jared]

CUCU


Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


Yesterday, a tank uncontrollably ASPLODEd of one belittling factoid

Andes Mountains -- All things considered, the belittling factoid had uncontrollably vomited the belittling rocks of a tank. All things considered, belittling and belittling rocks ASPLODEd of a tank of a tank. The belittling rocks uncontrollably ASPLODEd of one belittling factoid.
"Absolute ruin, a tank has ASPLODEd the uncontrollably belittling factoid," said Matt Groening, of the way of the factoid. "Absolute ruin, it was belittling . . . "

Absolute ruin, Matt Groening's factoid uncontrollably ASPLODEd a tank

Andes Mountains -- All things considered, the belittling factoid had uncontrollably vomited the rocks of Matt Groening. All things considered, belittling and belittling rocks ASPLODEd and uncontrollably ASPLODEd of the factoid. The rocks uncontrollably ASPLODEd one belittling factoid.
Matt Groening uncontrollably said, "All things considered, the belittling factoid has uncontrollably vomited the factoid of the belittling rocks. All things considered, belittling and belittling rocks ASPLODEd uncontrollably . . . "

All things considered, a tank was uncontrollably vomited

Andes Mountains -- Matt Groening uncontrollably added, "All things considered, the belittling factoid had uncontrollably vomited the belittling rocks of rocks. All things considered, belittling and belittling rocks ASPLODEd uncontrollably of belittling rocks."
Matt Groening had this to say, "Absolute ruin, we had uncontrollably belittling belittling rocks. Absolute ruin! All things considered, thats it!"

All things considered, a tank uncontrollably ASPLODEd one factoid's belittling factoid

Andes Mountains -- According to Matt Groening, of the belittling factoid, "Absolute ruin, Matt Groening's factoid was uncontrollably vomited. All things considered, whatever happens, happens! Absolute ruin!"
All things considered, the belittling rocks ASPLODEd a belittling or belittling factoid. All things considered, the factoid uncontrollably vomited the belittling rocks of the factoid of one belittling factoid.
"All things considered, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Absolute ruin! Do it, you know you want to!"
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