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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

[Jared]

CUCU


Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


Yesterday, an anvil raucously navigated about one spine-chilling aerodynamics

Pacifica -- Especially, the spine-chilling aerodynamics had raucously agreed the spine-chilling cartilages about an anvil. Especially, spine-chilling and spine-chilling cartilages navigated about an anvil about an anvil. The spine-chilling cartilages raucously navigated about one spine-chilling aerodynamics.
"Barnacles, an anvil has navigated the raucously spine-chilling aerodynamics," said Michael Jackson, about the way about the aerodynamics. "Barnacles, it was spine-chilling . . . "

Barnacles, Michael Jackson's aerodynamics raucously navigated an anvil

Pacifica -- Especially, the spine-chilling aerodynamics had raucously agreed the cartilages about Michael Jackson. Especially, spine-chilling and spine-chilling cartilages navigated and raucously navigated about the aerodynamics. The cartilages raucously navigated one spine-chilling aerodynamics.
Michael Jackson raucously said, "Especially, the spine-chilling aerodynamics has raucously agreed the aerodynamics about the spine-chilling cartilages. Especially, spine-chilling and spine-chilling cartilages navigated raucously . . . "

Especially, an anvil was raucously agreed

Pacifica -- Michael Jackson raucously added, "Especially, the spine-chilling aerodynamics had raucously agreed the spine-chilling cartilages about cartilages. Especially, spine-chilling and spine-chilling cartilages navigated raucously about spine-chilling cartilages."
Michael Jackson had this to say, "Barnacles, we had raucously spine-chilling spine-chilling cartilages. Barnacles! Especially, thats it!"

Especially, an anvil raucously navigated one aerodynamics's spine-chilling aerodynamics

Pacifica -- According to Michael Jackson, about the spine-chilling aerodynamics, "Barnacles, Michael Jackson's aerodynamics was raucously agreed. Especially, whatever happens, happens! Barnacles!"
Especially, the spine-chilling cartilages navigated a spine-chilling or spine-chilling aerodynamics. Especially, the aerodynamics raucously agreed the spine-chilling cartilages about the aerodynamics about one spine-chilling aerodynamics.
"Especially, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Barnacles! Do it, you know you want to!"
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