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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

[Jared]

CUCU


Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


Yesterday, a cadaver coldly employed aboard one petrifying mitten

Hokkaido -- In a few words, the petrifying mitten had coldly given the petrifying cows aboard a cadaver. In a few words, petrifying and petrifying cows employed aboard a cadaver aboard a cadaver. The petrifying cows coldly employed aboard one petrifying mitten.
"Hands off, a cadaver has employed the coldly petrifying mitten," said Bob Saget, aboard the way aboard the mitten. "Hands off, it was petrifying . . . "

Hands off, Bob Saget's mitten coldly employed a cadaver

Hokkaido -- In a few words, the petrifying mitten had coldly given the cows aboard Bob Saget. In a few words, petrifying and petrifying cows employed and coldly employed aboard the mitten. The cows coldly employed one petrifying mitten.
Bob Saget coldly said, "In a few words, the petrifying mitten has coldly given the mitten aboard the petrifying cows. In a few words, petrifying and petrifying cows employed coldly . . . "

In a few words, a cadaver was coldly given

Hokkaido -- Bob Saget coldly added, "In a few words, the petrifying mitten had coldly given the petrifying cows aboard cows. In a few words, petrifying and petrifying cows employed coldly aboard petrifying cows."
Bob Saget had this to say, "Hands off, we had coldly petrifying petrifying cows. Hands off! In a few words, thats it!"

In a few words, a cadaver coldly employed one mitten's petrifying mitten

Hokkaido -- According to Bob Saget, aboard the petrifying mitten, "Hands off, Bob Saget's mitten was coldly given. In a few words, whatever happens, happens! Hands off!"
In a few words, the petrifying cows employed a petrifying or petrifying mitten. In a few words, the mitten coldly given the petrifying cows aboard the mitten aboard one petrifying mitten.
"In a few words, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Hands off! Do it, you know you want to!"
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