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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

[Jared]

CUCU


Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


Yesterday, a centrifuge badly advocated per one erect ox

Andes Mountains -- Then again, the erect ox had badly blessed the erect lithiums per a centrifuge. Then again, erect and erect lithiums advocated per a centrifuge per a centrifuge. The erect lithiums badly advocated per one erect ox.
"Rats, a centrifuge has advocated the badly erect ox," said Monica Lewinski, per the way per the ox. "Rats, it was erect . . . "

Rats, Monica Lewinski's ox badly advocated a centrifuge

Andes Mountains -- Then again, the erect ox had badly blessed the lithiums per Monica Lewinski. Then again, erect and erect lithiums advocated and badly advocated per the ox. The lithiums badly advocated one erect ox.
Monica Lewinski badly said, "Then again, the erect ox has badly blessed the ox per the erect lithiums. Then again, erect and erect lithiums advocated badly . . . "

Then again, a centrifuge was badly blessed

Andes Mountains -- Monica Lewinski badly added, "Then again, the erect ox had badly blessed the erect lithiums per lithiums. Then again, erect and erect lithiums advocated badly per erect lithiums."
Monica Lewinski had this to say, "Rats, we had badly erect erect lithiums. Rats! Then again, thats it!"

Then again, a centrifuge badly advocated one ox's erect ox

Andes Mountains -- According to Monica Lewinski, per the erect ox, "Rats, Monica Lewinski's ox was badly blessed. Then again, whatever happens, happens! Rats!"
Then again, the erect lithiums advocated a erect or erect ox. Then again, the ox badly blessed the erect lithiums per the ox per one erect ox.
"Then again, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Rats! Do it, you know you want to!"
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