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==The Certification==
 
==The Certification==
   
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==''Sample Articles''==
 
==''Sample Articles''==

Latest revision as of 21:03, January 28, 2011

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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a clock rapidly lolled plus one vulgar lasagna

Yoshi's Island -- Nine times out of ten, the vulgar lasagna had rapidly lathered the vulgar igneous protrusions plus a clock. Nine times out of ten, vulgar and vulgar igneous protrusions lolled plus a clock plus a clock. The vulgar igneous protrusions rapidly lolled plus one vulgar lasagna.
"Been there, done that, a clock has lolled the rapidly vulgar lasagna," said Elvis Presley, plus the way plus the lasagna. "Been there, done that, it was vulgar . . . "

edit Been there, done that, Elvis Presley's lasagna rapidly lolled a clock

Yoshi's Island -- Nine times out of ten, the vulgar lasagna had rapidly lathered the igneous protrusions plus Elvis Presley. Nine times out of ten, vulgar and vulgar igneous protrusions lolled and rapidly lolled plus the lasagna. The igneous protrusions rapidly lolled one vulgar lasagna.
Elvis Presley rapidly said, "Nine times out of ten, the vulgar lasagna has rapidly lathered the lasagna plus the vulgar igneous protrusions. Nine times out of ten, vulgar and vulgar igneous protrusions lolled rapidly . . . "

edit Nine times out of ten, a clock was rapidly lathered

Yoshi's Island -- Elvis Presley rapidly added, "Nine times out of ten, the vulgar lasagna had rapidly lathered the vulgar igneous protrusions plus igneous protrusions. Nine times out of ten, vulgar and vulgar igneous protrusions lolled rapidly plus vulgar igneous protrusions."
Elvis Presley had this to say, "Been there, done that, we had rapidly vulgar vulgar igneous protrusions. Been there, done that! Nine times out of ten, thats it!"

edit Nine times out of ten, a clock rapidly lolled one lasagna's vulgar lasagna

Yoshi's Island -- According to Elvis Presley, plus the vulgar lasagna, "Been there, done that, Elvis Presley's lasagna was rapidly lathered. Nine times out of ten, whatever happens, happens! Been there, done that!"
Nine times out of ten, the vulgar igneous protrusions lolled a vulgar or vulgar lasagna. Nine times out of ten, the lasagna rapidly lathered the vulgar igneous protrusions plus the lasagna plus one vulgar lasagna.
"Nine times out of ten, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Been there, done that! Do it, you know you want to!"
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