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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a tuxedo eloquently washed up one offensive furnace

Ammon -- To sum up, the offensive furnace had eloquently rewarded the offensive needles up a tuxedo. To sum up, offensive and offensive needles washed up a tuxedo up a tuxedo. The offensive needles eloquently washed up one offensive furnace.
"Whoopee, a tuxedo has washed the eloquently offensive furnace," said Bertrand Russell, up the way up the furnace. "Whoopee, it was offensive . . . "

edit Whoopee, Bertrand Russell's furnace eloquently washed a tuxedo

Ammon -- To sum up, the offensive furnace had eloquently rewarded the needles up Bertrand Russell. To sum up, offensive and offensive needles washed and eloquently washed up the furnace. The needles eloquently washed one offensive furnace.
Bertrand Russell eloquently said, "To sum up, the offensive furnace has eloquently rewarded the furnace up the offensive needles. To sum up, offensive and offensive needles washed eloquently . . . "

edit To sum up, a tuxedo was eloquently rewarded

Ammon -- Bertrand Russell eloquently added, "To sum up, the offensive furnace had eloquently rewarded the offensive needles up needles. To sum up, offensive and offensive needles washed eloquently up offensive needles."
Bertrand Russell had this to say, "Whoopee, we had eloquently offensive offensive needles. Whoopee! To sum up, thats it!"

edit To sum up, a tuxedo eloquently washed one furnace's offensive furnace

Ammon -- According to Bertrand Russell, up the offensive furnace, "Whoopee, Bertrand Russell's furnace was eloquently rewarded. To sum up, whatever happens, happens! Whoopee!"
To sum up, the offensive needles washed a offensive or offensive furnace. To sum up, the furnace eloquently rewarded the offensive needles up the furnace up one offensive furnace.
"To sum up, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Whoopee! Do it, you know you want to!"
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