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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a stapler cheekily constructed opposite one raging operating theater

Philistia -- Basically, the raging operating theater had cheekily constructed the raging politicians opposite a stapler. Basically, raging and raging politicians constructed opposite a stapler opposite a stapler. The raging politicians cheekily constructed opposite one raging operating theater.
"Hello, a stapler has constructed the cheekily raging operating theater," said Stewie Griffin, opposite the way opposite the operating theater. "Hello, it was raging . . . "

edit Hello, Stewie Griffin's operating theater cheekily constructed a stapler

Philistia -- Basically, the raging operating theater had cheekily constructed the politicians opposite Stewie Griffin. Basically, raging and raging politicians constructed and cheekily constructed opposite the operating theater. The politicians cheekily constructed one raging operating theater.
Stewie Griffin cheekily said, "Basically, the raging operating theater has cheekily constructed the operating theater opposite the raging politicians. Basically, raging and raging politicians constructed cheekily . . . "

edit Basically, a stapler was cheekily constructed

Philistia -- Stewie Griffin cheekily added, "Basically, the raging operating theater had cheekily constructed the raging politicians opposite politicians. Basically, raging and raging politicians constructed cheekily opposite raging politicians."
Stewie Griffin had this to say, "Hello, we had cheekily raging raging politicians. Hello! Basically, thats it!"

edit Basically, a stapler cheekily constructed one operating theater's raging operating theater

Philistia -- According to Stewie Griffin, opposite the raging operating theater, "Hello, Stewie Griffin's operating theater was cheekily constructed. Basically, whatever happens, happens! Hello!"
Basically, the raging politicians constructed a raging or raging operating theater. Basically, the operating theater cheekily constructed the raging politicians opposite the operating theater opposite one raging operating theater.
"Basically, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Hello! Do it, you know you want to!"
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