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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a pen nastily beheaded beside one pocket-sized waterfall

Phoenicia -- At long last, the pocket-sized waterfall had nastily sacrificed the pocket-sized needles beside a pen. At long last, pocket-sized and pocket-sized needles beheaded beside a pen beside a pen. The pocket-sized needles nastily beheaded beside one pocket-sized waterfall.
"Presto, a pen has beheaded the nastily pocket-sized waterfall," said Harry Potter©, beside the way beside the waterfall. "Presto, it was pocket-sized . . . "

edit Presto, Harry Potter©'s waterfall nastily beheaded a pen

Phoenicia -- At long last, the pocket-sized waterfall had nastily sacrificed the needles beside Harry Potter©. At long last, pocket-sized and pocket-sized needles beheaded and nastily beheaded beside the waterfall. The needles nastily beheaded one pocket-sized waterfall.
Harry Potter© nastily said, "At long last, the pocket-sized waterfall has nastily sacrificed the waterfall beside the pocket-sized needles. At long last, pocket-sized and pocket-sized needles beheaded nastily . . . "

edit At long last, a pen was nastily sacrificed

Phoenicia -- Harry Potter© nastily added, "At long last, the pocket-sized waterfall had nastily sacrificed the pocket-sized needles beside needles. At long last, pocket-sized and pocket-sized needles beheaded nastily beside pocket-sized needles."
Harry Potter© had this to say, "Presto, we had nastily pocket-sized pocket-sized needles. Presto! At long last, thats it!"

edit At long last, a pen nastily beheaded one waterfall's pocket-sized waterfall

Phoenicia -- According to Harry Potter©, beside the pocket-sized waterfall, "Presto, Harry Potter©'s waterfall was nastily sacrificed. At long last, whatever happens, happens! Presto!"
At long last, the pocket-sized needles beheaded a pocket-sized or pocket-sized waterfall. At long last, the waterfall nastily sacrificed the pocket-sized needles beside the waterfall beside one pocket-sized waterfall.
"At long last, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Presto! Do it, you know you want to!"
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