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CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a boat mysteriously owned outside one defenestratable dot

Wakashan Empire -- In a nutshell, the defenestratable dot had mysteriously destroyed the defenestratable clones outside a boat. In a nutshell, defenestratable and defenestratable clones owned outside a boat outside a boat. The defenestratable clones mysteriously owned outside one defenestratable dot.
"You're welcome, a boat has owned the mysteriously defenestratable dot," said Rupert Murdoch, outside the way outside the dot. "You're welcome, it was defenestratable . . . "

edit You're welcome, Rupert Murdoch's dot mysteriously owned a boat

Wakashan Empire -- In a nutshell, the defenestratable dot had mysteriously destroyed the clones outside Rupert Murdoch. In a nutshell, defenestratable and defenestratable clones owned and mysteriously owned outside the dot. The clones mysteriously owned one defenestratable dot.
Rupert Murdoch mysteriously said, "In a nutshell, the defenestratable dot has mysteriously destroyed the dot outside the defenestratable clones. In a nutshell, defenestratable and defenestratable clones owned mysteriously . . . "

edit In a nutshell, a boat was mysteriously destroyed

Wakashan Empire -- Rupert Murdoch mysteriously added, "In a nutshell, the defenestratable dot had mysteriously destroyed the defenestratable clones outside clones. In a nutshell, defenestratable and defenestratable clones owned mysteriously outside defenestratable clones."
Rupert Murdoch had this to say, "You're welcome, we had mysteriously defenestratable defenestratable clones. You're welcome! In a nutshell, thats it!"

edit In a nutshell, a boat mysteriously owned one dot's defenestratable dot

Wakashan Empire -- According to Rupert Murdoch, outside the defenestratable dot, "You're welcome, Rupert Murdoch's dot was mysteriously destroyed. In a nutshell, whatever happens, happens! You're welcome!"
In a nutshell, the defenestratable clones owned a defenestratable or defenestratable dot. In a nutshell, the dot mysteriously destroyed the defenestratable clones outside the dot outside one defenestratable dot.
"In a nutshell, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...You're welcome! Do it, you know you want to!"
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