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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a kitten fondly recollected atop one cute Rick James

Nebraska -- In a nutshell, the cute Rick James had fondly ablated the cute violi atop a kitten. In a nutshell, cute and cute violi recollected atop a kitten atop a kitten. The cute violi fondly recollected atop one cute Rick James.
"Mmm, a kitten has recollected the fondly cute Rick James," said Jennifer Lopez, atop the way atop the Rick James. "Mmm, it was cute . . . "

edit Mmm, Jennifer Lopez's Rick James fondly recollected a kitten

Nebraska -- In a nutshell, the cute Rick James had fondly ablated the violi atop Jennifer Lopez. In a nutshell, cute and cute violi recollected and fondly recollected atop the Rick James. The violi fondly recollected one cute Rick James.
Jennifer Lopez fondly said, "In a nutshell, the cute Rick James has fondly ablated the Rick James atop the cute violi. In a nutshell, cute and cute violi recollected fondly . . . "

edit In a nutshell, a kitten was fondly ablated

Nebraska -- Jennifer Lopez fondly added, "In a nutshell, the cute Rick James had fondly ablated the cute violi atop violi. In a nutshell, cute and cute violi recollected fondly atop cute violi."
Jennifer Lopez had this to say, "Mmm, we had fondly cute cute violi. Mmm! In a nutshell, thats it!"

edit In a nutshell, a kitten fondly recollected one Rick James's cute Rick James

Nebraska -- According to Jennifer Lopez, atop the cute Rick James, "Mmm, Jennifer Lopez's Rick James was fondly ablated. In a nutshell, whatever happens, happens! Mmm!"
In a nutshell, the cute violi recollected a cute or cute Rick James. In a nutshell, the Rick James fondly ablated the cute violi atop the Rick James atop one cute Rick James.
"In a nutshell, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Mmm! Do it, you know you want to!"
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