CUCU

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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a ricer melodramatically bamboozled by one dark gun

Eastern Europe -- Above all, the dark gun had melodramatically employed the dark cobs by a ricer. Above all, dark and dark cobs bamboozled by a ricer by a ricer. The dark cobs melodramatically bamboozled by one dark gun.
"Well then, a ricer has bamboozled the melodramatically dark gun," said Jimmy Neutron, by the way by the gun. "Well then, it was dark . . . "

edit Well then, Jimmy Neutron's gun melodramatically bamboozled a ricer

Eastern Europe -- Above all, the dark gun had melodramatically employed the cobs by Jimmy Neutron. Above all, dark and dark cobs bamboozled and melodramatically bamboozled by the gun. The cobs melodramatically bamboozled one dark gun.
Jimmy Neutron melodramatically said, "Above all, the dark gun has melodramatically employed the gun by the dark cobs. Above all, dark and dark cobs bamboozled melodramatically . . . "

edit Above all, a ricer was melodramatically employed

Eastern Europe -- Jimmy Neutron melodramatically added, "Above all, the dark gun had melodramatically employed the dark cobs by cobs. Above all, dark and dark cobs bamboozled melodramatically by dark cobs."
Jimmy Neutron had this to say, "Well then, we had melodramatically dark dark cobs. Well then! Above all, thats it!"

edit Above all, a ricer melodramatically bamboozled one gun's dark gun

Eastern Europe -- According to Jimmy Neutron, by the dark gun, "Well then, Jimmy Neutron's gun was melodramatically employed. Above all, whatever happens, happens! Well then!"
Above all, the dark cobs bamboozled a dark or dark gun. Above all, the gun melodramatically employed the dark cobs by the gun by one dark gun.
"Above all, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Well then! Do it, you know you want to!"
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