CUCU

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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a boat (in an unimpressed manner) admonished save one cute kakistocracy

Moscow -- More than ever, the cute kakistocracy had (in an unimpressed manner) frozen the cute cats save a boat. More than ever, cute and cute cats admonished save a boat save a boat. The cute cats (in an unimpressed manner) admonished save one cute kakistocracy.
"Oh no, a boat has admonished the (in an unimpressed manner) cute kakistocracy," said Bill Bailey, save the way save the kakistocracy. "Oh no, it was cute . . . "

edit Oh no, Bill Bailey's kakistocracy (in an unimpressed manner) admonished a boat

Moscow -- More than ever, the cute kakistocracy had (in an unimpressed manner) frozen the cats save Bill Bailey. More than ever, cute and cute cats admonished and (in an unimpressed manner) admonished save the kakistocracy. The cats (in an unimpressed manner) admonished one cute kakistocracy.
Bill Bailey (in an unimpressed manner) said, "More than ever, the cute kakistocracy has (in an unimpressed manner) frozen the kakistocracy save the cute cats. More than ever, cute and cute cats admonished (in an unimpressed manner) . . . "

edit More than ever, a boat was (in an unimpressed manner) frozen

Moscow -- Bill Bailey (in an unimpressed manner) added, "More than ever, the cute kakistocracy had (in an unimpressed manner) frozen the cute cats save cats. More than ever, cute and cute cats admonished (in an unimpressed manner) save cute cats."
Bill Bailey had this to say, "Oh no, we had (in an unimpressed manner) cute cute cats. Oh no! More than ever, thats it!"

edit More than ever, a boat (in an unimpressed manner) admonished one kakistocracy's cute kakistocracy

Moscow -- According to Bill Bailey, save the cute kakistocracy, "Oh no, Bill Bailey's kakistocracy was (in an unimpressed manner) frozen. More than ever, whatever happens, happens! Oh no!"
More than ever, the cute cats admonished a cute or cute kakistocracy. More than ever, the kakistocracy (in an unimpressed manner) frozen the cute cats save the kakistocracy save one cute kakistocracy.
"More than ever, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Oh no! Do it, you know you want to!"
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