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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a paper puzzlingly programmed off one overwrought copyist

Montreal -- Chiefly, the overwrought copyist had puzzlingly feasted the overwrought lawn mowers off a paper. Chiefly, overwrought and overwrought lawn mowers programmed off a paper off a paper. The overwrought lawn mowers puzzlingly programmed off one overwrought copyist.
"When all is said and done, a paper has programmed the puzzlingly overwrought copyist," said Elisha Cuthbert, off the way off the copyist. "When all is said and done, it was overwrought . . . "

edit When all is said and done, Elisha Cuthbert's copyist puzzlingly programmed a paper

Montreal -- Chiefly, the overwrought copyist had puzzlingly feasted the lawn mowers off Elisha Cuthbert. Chiefly, overwrought and overwrought lawn mowers programmed and puzzlingly programmed off the copyist. The lawn mowers puzzlingly programmed one overwrought copyist.
Elisha Cuthbert puzzlingly said, "Chiefly, the overwrought copyist has puzzlingly feasted the copyist off the overwrought lawn mowers. Chiefly, overwrought and overwrought lawn mowers programmed puzzlingly . . . "

edit Chiefly, a paper was puzzlingly feasted

Montreal -- Elisha Cuthbert puzzlingly added, "Chiefly, the overwrought copyist had puzzlingly feasted the overwrought lawn mowers off lawn mowers. Chiefly, overwrought and overwrought lawn mowers programmed puzzlingly off overwrought lawn mowers."
Elisha Cuthbert had this to say, "When all is said and done, we had puzzlingly overwrought overwrought lawn mowers. When all is said and done! Chiefly, thats it!"

edit Chiefly, a paper puzzlingly programmed one copyist's overwrought copyist

Montreal -- According to Elisha Cuthbert, off the overwrought copyist, "When all is said and done, Elisha Cuthbert's copyist was puzzlingly feasted. Chiefly, whatever happens, happens! When all is said and done!"
Chiefly, the overwrought lawn mowers programmed a overwrought or overwrought copyist. Chiefly, the copyist puzzlingly feasted the overwrought lawn mowers off the copyist off one overwrought copyist.
"Chiefly, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...When all is said and done! Do it, you know you want to!"
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