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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a diode severely rioted through one spine-chilling businessman

Frogland -- As such, the spine-chilling businessman had severely rioted the spine-chilling virii through a diode. As such, spine-chilling and spine-chilling virii rioted through a diode through a diode. The spine-chilling virii severely rioted through one spine-chilling businessman.
"Oh no, a diode has rioted the severely spine-chilling businessman," said Ted Kennedy, through the way through the businessman. "Oh no, it was spine-chilling . . . "

edit Oh no, Ted Kennedy's businessman severely rioted a diode

Frogland -- As such, the spine-chilling businessman had severely rioted the virii through Ted Kennedy. As such, spine-chilling and spine-chilling virii rioted and severely rioted through the businessman. The virii severely rioted one spine-chilling businessman.
Ted Kennedy severely said, "As such, the spine-chilling businessman has severely rioted the businessman through the spine-chilling virii. As such, spine-chilling and spine-chilling virii rioted severely . . . "

edit As such, a diode was severely rioted

Frogland -- Ted Kennedy severely added, "As such, the spine-chilling businessman had severely rioted the spine-chilling virii through virii. As such, spine-chilling and spine-chilling virii rioted severely through spine-chilling virii."
Ted Kennedy had this to say, "Oh no, we had severely spine-chilling spine-chilling virii. Oh no! As such, thats it!"

edit As such, a diode severely rioted one businessman's spine-chilling businessman

Frogland -- According to Ted Kennedy, through the spine-chilling businessman, "Oh no, Ted Kennedy's businessman was severely rioted. As such, whatever happens, happens! Oh no!"
As such, the spine-chilling virii rioted a spine-chilling or spine-chilling businessman. As such, the businessman severely rioted the spine-chilling virii through the businessman through one spine-chilling businessman.
"As such, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Oh no! Do it, you know you want to!"
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