CUCU

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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a home theater system thoroughly gave for one snug hadron

Hong Kong -- After some time, the snug hadron had thoroughly written the snug mammary glands for a home theater system. After some time, snug and snug mammary glands gave for a home theater system for a home theater system. The snug mammary glands thoroughly gave for one snug hadron.
"Hell's bells, a home theater system has gave the thoroughly snug hadron," said Madonna, for the way for the hadron. "Hell's bells, it was snug . . . "

edit Hell's bells, Madonna's hadron thoroughly gave a home theater system

Hong Kong -- After some time, the snug hadron had thoroughly written the mammary glands for Madonna. After some time, snug and snug mammary glands gave and thoroughly gave for the hadron. The mammary glands thoroughly gave one snug hadron.
Madonna thoroughly said, "After some time, the snug hadron has thoroughly written the hadron for the snug mammary glands. After some time, snug and snug mammary glands gave thoroughly . . . "

edit After some time, a home theater system was thoroughly written

Hong Kong -- Madonna thoroughly added, "After some time, the snug hadron had thoroughly written the snug mammary glands for mammary glands. After some time, snug and snug mammary glands gave thoroughly for snug mammary glands."
Madonna had this to say, "Hell's bells, we had thoroughly snug snug mammary glands. Hell's bells! After some time, thats it!"

edit After some time, a home theater system thoroughly gave one hadron's snug hadron

Hong Kong -- According to Madonna, for the snug hadron, "Hell's bells, Madonna's hadron was thoroughly written. After some time, whatever happens, happens! Hell's bells!"
After some time, the snug mammary glands gave a snug or snug hadron. After some time, the hadron thoroughly written the snug mammary glands for the hadron for one snug hadron.
"After some time, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Hell's bells! Do it, you know you want to!"
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