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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, an oven puzzlingly reduced near one posh hallway

Fallujah -- On the whole, the posh hallway had puzzlingly thrown the posh leashes near an oven. On the whole, posh and posh leashes reduced near an oven near an oven. The posh leashes puzzlingly reduced near one posh hallway.
"Now, now, an oven has reduced the puzzlingly posh hallway," said Jimmy Hoffa, near the way near the hallway. "Now, now, it was posh . . . "

edit Now, now, Jimmy Hoffa's hallway puzzlingly reduced an oven

Fallujah -- On the whole, the posh hallway had puzzlingly thrown the leashes near Jimmy Hoffa. On the whole, posh and posh leashes reduced and puzzlingly reduced near the hallway. The leashes puzzlingly reduced one posh hallway.
Jimmy Hoffa puzzlingly said, "On the whole, the posh hallway has puzzlingly thrown the hallway near the posh leashes. On the whole, posh and posh leashes reduced puzzlingly . . . "

edit On the whole, an oven was puzzlingly thrown

Fallujah -- Jimmy Hoffa puzzlingly added, "On the whole, the posh hallway had puzzlingly thrown the posh leashes near leashes. On the whole, posh and posh leashes reduced puzzlingly near posh leashes."
Jimmy Hoffa had this to say, "Now, now, we had puzzlingly posh posh leashes. Now, now! On the whole, thats it!"

edit On the whole, an oven puzzlingly reduced one hallway's posh hallway

Fallujah -- According to Jimmy Hoffa, near the posh hallway, "Now, now, Jimmy Hoffa's hallway was puzzlingly thrown. On the whole, whatever happens, happens! Now, now!"
On the whole, the posh leashes reduced a posh or posh hallway. On the whole, the hallway puzzlingly thrown the posh leashes near the hallway near one posh hallway.
"On the whole, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Now, now! Do it, you know you want to!"
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