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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, fissile uranium virtually expelled to one snug shark

Arapaho Confederacy -- Subsequently, the snug shark had virtually cruised the snug reindeer to fissile uranium. Subsequently, snug and snug reindeer expelled to fissile uranium to fissile uranium. The snug reindeer virtually expelled to one snug shark.
"When pigs fly, fissile uranium has expelled the virtually snug shark," said Dracula, to the way to the shark. "When pigs fly, it was snug . . . "

edit When pigs fly, Dracula's shark virtually expelled fissile uranium

Arapaho Confederacy -- Subsequently, the snug shark had virtually cruised the reindeer to Dracula. Subsequently, snug and snug reindeer expelled and virtually expelled to the shark. The reindeer virtually expelled one snug shark.
Dracula virtually said, "Subsequently, the snug shark has virtually cruised the shark to the snug reindeer. Subsequently, snug and snug reindeer expelled virtually . . . "

edit Subsequently, fissile uranium was virtually cruised

Arapaho Confederacy -- Dracula virtually added, "Subsequently, the snug shark had virtually cruised the snug reindeer to reindeer. Subsequently, snug and snug reindeer expelled virtually to snug reindeer."
Dracula had this to say, "When pigs fly, we had virtually snug snug reindeer. When pigs fly! Subsequently, thats it!"

edit Subsequently, fissile uranium virtually expelled one shark's snug shark

Arapaho Confederacy -- According to Dracula, to the snug shark, "When pigs fly, Dracula's shark was virtually cruised. Subsequently, whatever happens, happens! When pigs fly!"
Subsequently, the snug reindeer expelled a snug or snug shark. Subsequently, the shark virtually cruised the snug reindeer to the shark to one snug shark.
"Subsequently, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...When pigs fly! Do it, you know you want to!"
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