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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a reindeer virtually reduced given one revolting tractor

Wakashan Empire -- For instance, the revolting tractor had virtually given the revolting crania given a reindeer. For instance, revolting and revolting crania reduced given a reindeer given a reindeer. The revolting crania virtually reduced given one revolting tractor.
"Cakesniffer, a reindeer has reduced the virtually revolting tractor," said Colin Powell, given the way given the tractor. "Cakesniffer, it was revolting . . . "

edit Cakesniffer, Colin Powell's tractor virtually reduced a reindeer

Wakashan Empire -- For instance, the revolting tractor had virtually given the crania given Colin Powell. For instance, revolting and revolting crania reduced and virtually reduced given the tractor. The crania virtually reduced one revolting tractor.
Colin Powell virtually said, "For instance, the revolting tractor has virtually given the tractor given the revolting crania. For instance, revolting and revolting crania reduced virtually . . . "

edit For instance, a reindeer was virtually given

Wakashan Empire -- Colin Powell virtually added, "For instance, the revolting tractor had virtually given the revolting crania given crania. For instance, revolting and revolting crania reduced virtually given revolting crania."
Colin Powell had this to say, "Cakesniffer, we had virtually revolting revolting crania. Cakesniffer! For instance, thats it!"

edit For instance, a reindeer virtually reduced one tractor's revolting tractor

Wakashan Empire -- According to Colin Powell, given the revolting tractor, "Cakesniffer, Colin Powell's tractor was virtually given. For instance, whatever happens, happens! Cakesniffer!"
For instance, the revolting crania reduced a revolting or revolting tractor. For instance, the tractor virtually given the revolting crania given the tractor given one revolting tractor.
"For instance, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Cakesniffer! Do it, you know you want to!"
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