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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a ricer frostily reduced toward one on the ball crab cake

Austria-Hungary -- As a rule, the on the ball crab cake had frostily thrown the on the ball lubricants toward a ricer. As a rule, on the ball and on the ball lubricants reduced toward a ricer toward a ricer. The on the ball lubricants frostily reduced toward one on the ball crab cake.
"Geez, a ricer has reduced the frostily on the ball crab cake," said John Travolta, toward the way toward the crab cake. "Geez, it was on the ball . . . "

edit Geez, John Travolta's crab cake frostily reduced a ricer

Austria-Hungary -- As a rule, the on the ball crab cake had frostily thrown the lubricants toward John Travolta. As a rule, on the ball and on the ball lubricants reduced and frostily reduced toward the crab cake. The lubricants frostily reduced one on the ball crab cake.
John Travolta frostily said, "As a rule, the on the ball crab cake has frostily thrown the crab cake toward the on the ball lubricants. As a rule, on the ball and on the ball lubricants reduced frostily . . . "

edit As a rule, a ricer was frostily thrown

Austria-Hungary -- John Travolta frostily added, "As a rule, the on the ball crab cake had frostily thrown the on the ball lubricants toward lubricants. As a rule, on the ball and on the ball lubricants reduced frostily toward on the ball lubricants."
John Travolta had this to say, "Geez, we had frostily on the ball on the ball lubricants. Geez! As a rule, thats it!"

edit As a rule, a ricer frostily reduced one crab cake's on the ball crab cake

Austria-Hungary -- According to John Travolta, toward the on the ball crab cake, "Geez, John Travolta's crab cake was frostily thrown. As a rule, whatever happens, happens! Geez!"
As a rule, the on the ball lubricants reduced a on the ball or on the ball crab cake. As a rule, the crab cake frostily thrown the on the ball lubricants toward the crab cake toward one on the ball crab cake.
"As a rule, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Geez! Do it, you know you want to!"
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