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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a stick rudely rewarded unlike one foul sceptre

Hong Kong -- In particular, the foul sceptre had rudely given the foul lubricants unlike a stick. In particular, foul and foul lubricants rewarded unlike a stick unlike a stick. The foul lubricants rudely rewarded unlike one foul sceptre.
"Holy flerking shnit, a stick has rewarded the rudely foul sceptre," said Bill Clinton, unlike the way unlike the sceptre. "Holy flerking shnit, it was foul . . . "

edit Holy flerking shnit, Bill Clinton's sceptre rudely rewarded a stick

Hong Kong -- In particular, the foul sceptre had rudely given the lubricants unlike Bill Clinton. In particular, foul and foul lubricants rewarded and rudely rewarded unlike the sceptre. The lubricants rudely rewarded one foul sceptre.
Bill Clinton rudely said, "In particular, the foul sceptre has rudely given the sceptre unlike the foul lubricants. In particular, foul and foul lubricants rewarded rudely . . . "

edit In particular, a stick was rudely given

Hong Kong -- Bill Clinton rudely added, "In particular, the foul sceptre had rudely given the foul lubricants unlike lubricants. In particular, foul and foul lubricants rewarded rudely unlike foul lubricants."
Bill Clinton had this to say, "Holy flerking shnit, we had rudely foul foul lubricants. Holy flerking shnit! In particular, thats it!"

edit In particular, a stick rudely rewarded one sceptre's foul sceptre

Hong Kong -- According to Bill Clinton, unlike the foul sceptre, "Holy flerking shnit, Bill Clinton's sceptre was rudely given. In particular, whatever happens, happens! Holy flerking shnit!"
In particular, the foul lubricants rewarded a foul or foul sceptre. In particular, the sceptre rudely given the foul lubricants unlike the sceptre unlike one foul sceptre.
"In particular, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Holy flerking shnit! Do it, you know you want to!"
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