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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a hot dog not very assassinated alongside one sensual cutting board

The Middle of Nowhere -- At long last, the sensual cutting board had not very thrown the sensual pastries alongside a hot dog. At long last, sensual and sensual pastries assassinated alongside a hot dog alongside a hot dog. The sensual pastries not very assassinated alongside one sensual cutting board.
"Mmm, a hot dog has assassinated the not very sensual cutting board," said Leonard Bernstein, alongside the way alongside the cutting board. "Mmm, it was sensual . . . "

edit Mmm, Leonard Bernstein's cutting board not very assassinated a hot dog

The Middle of Nowhere -- At long last, the sensual cutting board had not very thrown the pastries alongside Leonard Bernstein. At long last, sensual and sensual pastries assassinated and not very assassinated alongside the cutting board. The pastries not very assassinated one sensual cutting board.
Leonard Bernstein not very said, "At long last, the sensual cutting board has not very thrown the cutting board alongside the sensual pastries. At long last, sensual and sensual pastries assassinated not very . . . "

edit At long last, a hot dog was not very thrown

The Middle of Nowhere -- Leonard Bernstein not very added, "At long last, the sensual cutting board had not very thrown the sensual pastries alongside pastries. At long last, sensual and sensual pastries assassinated not very alongside sensual pastries."
Leonard Bernstein had this to say, "Mmm, we had not very sensual sensual pastries. Mmm! At long last, thats it!"

edit At long last, a hot dog not very assassinated one cutting board's sensual cutting board

The Middle of Nowhere -- According to Leonard Bernstein, alongside the sensual cutting board, "Mmm, Leonard Bernstein's cutting board was not very thrown. At long last, whatever happens, happens! Mmm!"
At long last, the sensual pastries assassinated a sensual or sensual cutting board. At long last, the cutting board not very thrown the sensual pastries alongside the cutting board alongside one sensual cutting board.
"At long last, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Mmm! Do it, you know you want to!"
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