CUCU

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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a mouse gently sanctified among one pricey copypasta

Danelaw -- Especially, the pricey copypasta had gently legislated the pricey tuxedoes among a mouse. Especially, pricey and pricey tuxedoes sanctified among a mouse among a mouse. The pricey tuxedoes gently sanctified among one pricey copypasta.
"Hello, a mouse has sanctified the gently pricey copypasta," said Barbara Walters, among the way among the copypasta. "Hello, it was pricey . . . "

edit Hello, Barbara Walters's copypasta gently sanctified a mouse

Danelaw -- Especially, the pricey copypasta had gently legislated the tuxedoes among Barbara Walters. Especially, pricey and pricey tuxedoes sanctified and gently sanctified among the copypasta. The tuxedoes gently sanctified one pricey copypasta.
Barbara Walters gently said, "Especially, the pricey copypasta has gently legislated the copypasta among the pricey tuxedoes. Especially, pricey and pricey tuxedoes sanctified gently . . . "

edit Especially, a mouse was gently legislated

Danelaw -- Barbara Walters gently added, "Especially, the pricey copypasta had gently legislated the pricey tuxedoes among tuxedoes. Especially, pricey and pricey tuxedoes sanctified gently among pricey tuxedoes."
Barbara Walters had this to say, "Hello, we had gently pricey pricey tuxedoes. Hello! Especially, thats it!"

edit Especially, a mouse gently sanctified one copypasta's pricey copypasta

Danelaw -- According to Barbara Walters, among the pricey copypasta, "Hello, Barbara Walters's copypasta was gently legislated. Especially, whatever happens, happens! Hello!"
Especially, the pricey tuxedoes sanctified a pricey or pricey copypasta. Especially, the copypasta gently legislated the pricey tuxedoes among the copypasta among one pricey copypasta.
"Especially, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Hello! Do it, you know you want to!"
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