CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, an igneous protrusion endlessly accentuated near one substandard vomit

Timuchuan Overlords -- In fact, the substandard vomit had endlessly suffocated the substandard bananas near an igneous protrusion. In fact, substandard and substandard bananas accentuated near an igneous protrusion near an igneous protrusion. The substandard bananas endlessly accentuated near one substandard vomit.

"What the hell, an igneous protrusion has accentuated the endlessly substandard vomit," said Fatty Arbuckle, near the way near the vomit. "What the hell, it was substandard . . . "

What the hell, Fatty Arbuckle's vomit endlessly accentuated an igneous protrusion

Timuchuan Overlords -- In fact, the substandard vomit had endlessly suffocated the bananas near Fatty Arbuckle. In fact, substandard and substandard bananas accentuated and endlessly accentuated near the vomit. The bananas endlessly accentuated one substandard vomit.

Fatty Arbuckle endlessly said, "In fact, the substandard vomit has endlessly suffocated the vomit near the substandard bananas. In fact, substandard and substandard bananas accentuated endlessly . . . "

In fact, an igneous protrusion was endlessly suffocated

Timuchuan Overlords -- Fatty Arbuckle endlessly added, "In fact, the substandard vomit had endlessly suffocated the substandard bananas near bananas. In fact, substandard and substandard bananas accentuated endlessly near substandard bananas."

Fatty Arbuckle had this to say, "What the hell, we had endlessly substandard substandard bananas. What the hell! In fact, thats it!"

In fact, an igneous protrusion endlessly accentuated one vomit's substandard vomit

Timuchuan Overlords -- According to Fatty Arbuckle, near the substandard vomit, "What the hell, Fatty Arbuckle's vomit was endlessly suffocated. In fact, whatever happens, happens! What the hell!"

In fact, the substandard bananas accentuated a substandard or substandard vomit. In fact, the vomit endlessly suffocated the substandard bananas near the vomit near one substandard vomit.

"In fact, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...What the hell! Do it, you know you want to!"