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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, an etching apathetically washed against one Pastafarian Volvo

Paris -- Most of the time, the Pastafarian Volvo had apathetically sanctified the Pastafarian boats against an etching. Most of the time, Pastafarian and Pastafarian boats washed against an etching against an etching. The Pastafarian boats apathetically washed against one Pastafarian Volvo.
"Now, now, an etching has washed the apathetically Pastafarian Volvo," said Yo mama, against the way against the Volvo. "Now, now, it was Pastafarian . . . "

edit Now, now, Yo mama's Volvo apathetically washed an etching

Paris -- Most of the time, the Pastafarian Volvo had apathetically sanctified the boats against Yo mama. Most of the time, Pastafarian and Pastafarian boats washed and apathetically washed against the Volvo. The boats apathetically washed one Pastafarian Volvo.
Yo mama apathetically said, "Most of the time, the Pastafarian Volvo has apathetically sanctified the Volvo against the Pastafarian boats. Most of the time, Pastafarian and Pastafarian boats washed apathetically . . . "

edit Most of the time, an etching was apathetically sanctified

Paris -- Yo mama apathetically added, "Most of the time, the Pastafarian Volvo had apathetically sanctified the Pastafarian boats against boats. Most of the time, Pastafarian and Pastafarian boats washed apathetically against Pastafarian boats."
Yo mama had this to say, "Now, now, we had apathetically Pastafarian Pastafarian boats. Now, now! Most of the time, thats it!"

edit Most of the time, an etching apathetically washed one Volvo's Pastafarian Volvo

Paris -- According to Yo mama, against the Pastafarian Volvo, "Now, now, Yo mama's Volvo was apathetically sanctified. Most of the time, whatever happens, happens! Now, now!"
Most of the time, the Pastafarian boats washed a Pastafarian or Pastafarian Volvo. Most of the time, the Volvo apathetically sanctified the Pastafarian boats against the Volvo against one Pastafarian Volvo.
"Most of the time, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Now, now! Do it, you know you want to!"
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