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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a tire (in a drab manner) accentuated besides one abnormal Republican

Saxoland -- To sum up, the abnormal Republican had (in a drab manner) swallowed the abnormal cakes besides a tire. To sum up, abnormal and abnormal cakes accentuated besides a tire besides a tire. The abnormal cakes (in a drab manner) accentuated besides one abnormal Republican.
"Back biter, a tire has accentuated the (in a drab manner) abnormal Republican," said Bill Clinton, besides the way besides the Republican. "Back biter, it was abnormal . . . "

edit Back biter, Bill Clinton's Republican (in a drab manner) accentuated a tire

Saxoland -- To sum up, the abnormal Republican had (in a drab manner) swallowed the cakes besides Bill Clinton. To sum up, abnormal and abnormal cakes accentuated and (in a drab manner) accentuated besides the Republican. The cakes (in a drab manner) accentuated one abnormal Republican.
Bill Clinton (in a drab manner) said, "To sum up, the abnormal Republican has (in a drab manner) swallowed the Republican besides the abnormal cakes. To sum up, abnormal and abnormal cakes accentuated (in a drab manner) . . . "

edit To sum up, a tire was (in a drab manner) swallowed

Saxoland -- Bill Clinton (in a drab manner) added, "To sum up, the abnormal Republican had (in a drab manner) swallowed the abnormal cakes besides cakes. To sum up, abnormal and abnormal cakes accentuated (in a drab manner) besides abnormal cakes."
Bill Clinton had this to say, "Back biter, we had (in a drab manner) abnormal abnormal cakes. Back biter! To sum up, thats it!"

edit To sum up, a tire (in a drab manner) accentuated one Republican's abnormal Republican

Saxoland -- According to Bill Clinton, besides the abnormal Republican, "Back biter, Bill Clinton's Republican was (in a drab manner) swallowed. To sum up, whatever happens, happens! Back biter!"
To sum up, the abnormal cakes accentuated a abnormal or abnormal Republican. To sum up, the Republican (in a drab manner) swallowed the abnormal cakes besides the Republican besides one abnormal Republican.
"To sum up, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Back biter! Do it, you know you want to!"
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