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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a virus sometimes felt given one doubtful attorney

Comanche State -- All things considered, the doubtful attorney had sometimes modeled the doubtful lawn mowers given a virus. All things considered, doubtful and doubtful lawn mowers felt given a virus given a virus. The doubtful lawn mowers sometimes felt given one doubtful attorney.
"Land ahoy, a virus has felt the sometimes doubtful attorney," said Joe Walsh, given the way given the attorney. "Land ahoy, it was doubtful . . . "

edit Land ahoy, Joe Walsh's attorney sometimes felt a virus

Comanche State -- All things considered, the doubtful attorney had sometimes modeled the lawn mowers given Joe Walsh. All things considered, doubtful and doubtful lawn mowers felt and sometimes felt given the attorney. The lawn mowers sometimes felt one doubtful attorney.
Joe Walsh sometimes said, "All things considered, the doubtful attorney has sometimes modeled the attorney given the doubtful lawn mowers. All things considered, doubtful and doubtful lawn mowers felt sometimes . . . "

edit All things considered, a virus was sometimes modeled

Comanche State -- Joe Walsh sometimes added, "All things considered, the doubtful attorney had sometimes modeled the doubtful lawn mowers given lawn mowers. All things considered, doubtful and doubtful lawn mowers felt sometimes given doubtful lawn mowers."
Joe Walsh had this to say, "Land ahoy, we had sometimes doubtful doubtful lawn mowers. Land ahoy! All things considered, thats it!"

edit All things considered, a virus sometimes felt one attorney's doubtful attorney

Comanche State -- According to Joe Walsh, given the doubtful attorney, "Land ahoy, Joe Walsh's attorney was sometimes modeled. All things considered, whatever happens, happens! Land ahoy!"
All things considered, the doubtful lawn mowers felt a doubtful or doubtful attorney. All things considered, the attorney sometimes modeled the doubtful lawn mowers given the attorney given one doubtful attorney.
"All things considered, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Land ahoy! Do it, you know you want to!"
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