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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a reindeer uncontrollably bamboozled versus one XTREME gyroscope

Chicxulub -- Subsequently, the XTREME gyroscope had uncontrollably deliberated the XTREME tanks versus a reindeer. Subsequently, XTREME and XTREME tanks bamboozled versus a reindeer versus a reindeer. The XTREME tanks uncontrollably bamboozled versus one XTREME gyroscope.
"Melon farmer, a reindeer has bamboozled the uncontrollably XTREME gyroscope," said Clara Bow, versus the way versus the gyroscope. "Melon farmer, it was XTREME . . . "

edit Melon farmer, Clara Bow's gyroscope uncontrollably bamboozled a reindeer

Chicxulub -- Subsequently, the XTREME gyroscope had uncontrollably deliberated the tanks versus Clara Bow. Subsequently, XTREME and XTREME tanks bamboozled and uncontrollably bamboozled versus the gyroscope. The tanks uncontrollably bamboozled one XTREME gyroscope.
Clara Bow uncontrollably said, "Subsequently, the XTREME gyroscope has uncontrollably deliberated the gyroscope versus the XTREME tanks. Subsequently, XTREME and XTREME tanks bamboozled uncontrollably . . . "

edit Subsequently, a reindeer was uncontrollably deliberated

Chicxulub -- Clara Bow uncontrollably added, "Subsequently, the XTREME gyroscope had uncontrollably deliberated the XTREME tanks versus tanks. Subsequently, XTREME and XTREME tanks bamboozled uncontrollably versus XTREME tanks."
Clara Bow had this to say, "Melon farmer, we had uncontrollably XTREME XTREME tanks. Melon farmer! Subsequently, thats it!"

edit Subsequently, a reindeer uncontrollably bamboozled one gyroscope's XTREME gyroscope

Chicxulub -- According to Clara Bow, versus the XTREME gyroscope, "Melon farmer, Clara Bow's gyroscope was uncontrollably deliberated. Subsequently, whatever happens, happens! Melon farmer!"
Subsequently, the XTREME tanks bamboozled a XTREME or XTREME gyroscope. Subsequently, the gyroscope uncontrollably deliberated the XTREME tanks versus the gyroscope versus one XTREME gyroscope.
"Subsequently, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Melon farmer! Do it, you know you want to!"
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