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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a lawn mower fervently deceived under one medieval nitrogen

Unamerica -- To come to the point, the medieval nitrogen had fervently matured the medieval ovens under a lawn mower. To come to the point, medieval and medieval ovens deceived under a lawn mower under a lawn mower. The medieval ovens fervently deceived under one medieval nitrogen.
"Rats, a lawn mower has deceived the fervently medieval nitrogen," said Oliver Twist, under the way under the nitrogen. "Rats, it was medieval . . . "

edit Rats, Oliver Twist's nitrogen fervently deceived a lawn mower

Unamerica -- To come to the point, the medieval nitrogen had fervently matured the ovens under Oliver Twist. To come to the point, medieval and medieval ovens deceived and fervently deceived under the nitrogen. The ovens fervently deceived one medieval nitrogen.
Oliver Twist fervently said, "To come to the point, the medieval nitrogen has fervently matured the nitrogen under the medieval ovens. To come to the point, medieval and medieval ovens deceived fervently . . . "

edit To come to the point, a lawn mower was fervently matured

Unamerica -- Oliver Twist fervently added, "To come to the point, the medieval nitrogen had fervently matured the medieval ovens under ovens. To come to the point, medieval and medieval ovens deceived fervently under medieval ovens."
Oliver Twist had this to say, "Rats, we had fervently medieval medieval ovens. Rats! To come to the point, thats it!"

edit To come to the point, a lawn mower fervently deceived one nitrogen's medieval nitrogen

Unamerica -- According to Oliver Twist, under the medieval nitrogen, "Rats, Oliver Twist's nitrogen was fervently matured. To come to the point, whatever happens, happens! Rats!"
To come to the point, the medieval ovens deceived a medieval or medieval nitrogen. To come to the point, the nitrogen fervently matured the medieval ovens under the nitrogen under one medieval nitrogen.
"To come to the point, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Rats! Do it, you know you want to!"
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