CUCU

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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

edit Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

edit The Certification

[Insert your name here]

CUCU


edit Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


edit Yesterday, a chromosome colloquially suffocated under one senseless rake

Rohan -- After a long wait, the senseless rake had colloquially suffocated the senseless ovens under a chromosome. After a long wait, senseless and senseless ovens suffocated under a chromosome under a chromosome. The senseless ovens colloquially suffocated under one senseless rake.
"Wow, a chromosome has suffocated the colloquially senseless rake," said Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, under the way under the rake. "Wow, it was senseless . . . "

edit Wow, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's rake colloquially suffocated a chromosome

Rohan -- After a long wait, the senseless rake had colloquially suffocated the ovens under Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. After a long wait, senseless and senseless ovens suffocated and colloquially suffocated under the rake. The ovens colloquially suffocated one senseless rake.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart colloquially said, "After a long wait, the senseless rake has colloquially suffocated the rake under the senseless ovens. After a long wait, senseless and senseless ovens suffocated colloquially . . . "

edit After a long wait, a chromosome was colloquially suffocated

Rohan -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart colloquially added, "After a long wait, the senseless rake had colloquially suffocated the senseless ovens under ovens. After a long wait, senseless and senseless ovens suffocated colloquially under senseless ovens."
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart had this to say, "Wow, we had colloquially senseless senseless ovens. Wow! After a long wait, thats it!"

edit After a long wait, a chromosome colloquially suffocated one rake's senseless rake

Rohan -- According to Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, under the senseless rake, "Wow, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's rake was colloquially suffocated. After a long wait, whatever happens, happens! Wow!"
After a long wait, the senseless ovens suffocated a senseless or senseless rake. After a long wait, the rake colloquially suffocated the senseless ovens under the rake under one senseless rake.
"After a long wait, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Wow! Do it, you know you want to!"
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