CLAMP school
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“This is no ordinary school.”
~ Nanase Okawa on CLAMP
“We offer courses for Mass destruction and military facilities.”
“I graduated BS Military Science here.”
~ Osama Bin Laden on Al Quaeda
CLAMP SCHOOL is the name of a top secret educational military school located in a top secret which was founded by CLAMP. This school actually has students with special abilities. Students here are called Clovers. Up to this date. This has over 2,000 students. This place has been so cool.
- to be precise, this is the school where the portal to other dimensions can be found and where students are actually brain-drained if they will be. So whatever would be the case then
“A individual is shaped on his childhood such as relationship on the family and mostly in school.”
~ Sigmund Freud on Psychology
Have you ever wondered what makes Japanese the weirdest people in the world. Therefore, we take in near to what we call the so called Japanese curriculum on how they become Japanese themselves. Therefore, We should have CLAMP school, which is an ordinary Japanese school for example .
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[edit] History
The CLAMP school was founded by CLAMP in search of people with very high class abilities in 1990. They are subject to improve their powers and use it for the good of the Japanese People.
Then it turn out that CLAMP school was founded in the middle of the Gulf war.
[edit] Philosophy
We'll we start with the philosophy.
“this school is dedicated to the minds of the individual Japanese therefore, foreign exchange students will be mutated into Japanese people”
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then its there Vision
{{Q| We envision Japan to be a place where It will be the place where Gorilla's and the best stuffs in the world.
then it's Mission
“ CENSORED”
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then it's Goals
“ CENSORED”
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Organization
The CLAMP school is a organization of mutants,aliens,espers and time travellers who graduated a masteral degree especially in fine arts and martial arts. Some of the proffesors here are also graduate of Mad Science.
[edit] Departments
- Law <Including naruto laws>.
- Medicine <Including Dr.Black Jack's Skill>.
- Engineering <Including Mecha Engineering>.
- Letters
- Science <Including Telekinetic Science>.
- Agriculture
- Economics
- Arts and Sciences <With Anime Theory>
- Education
- Alchemy
- Forbidden Ninja Arts
[edit] Graduate schools
- Unhumanities and Sociology
- Education
- Law and Politics
- Economics
- Arts and Sciences
- Ninjutsu
- Science
- Gay school <how to act as a gay>
- Engineering
- Agricultural and Life Sciences
- Medicine
- Pharmaceutical Sciences
- Physics Department
- Frontier Sciences
- Information Science and Technology
- Interdisciplinary Information Studies
- Alchemy
- Magic sciences
[edit] Research institutes
- Institute of Medical Science
- Earthquake Research Institute
- Institute of Oriental Culture
- Institute of Social Science
- Institute of Industrial Science
- Historiographical Institute
- Institute of Molecular and Cellular Biosciences
- Institute for Cosmic Ray Research
- Institute for Solid State Physics
- Ocean Research Institute
- Research Center for Advanced Science and Technology
- Space Research Institute
- Institute of Hadron Collider.
[edit] Policies
[edit] General policies regarding the student
RULE number 1 All students are required to wear uniform or any clothes at all, you may wear no clothes at all yet you should wash your clothes. We'll students wearing simple clothing are considered improper since those clothes can induce perverts.
but mini-skirts are allowed.
Or we can say for short that Japanese students wear their dress ,in the way that Halloween is everyday. This first general policy rule is the reason why Japanese people like to wear dresses that are really strange during school. But the latter part is that Japanese people get so impressed with school life that they tend to wear school attire called Cosplay.
RULE number 2
The school year is composed of 900 days within one regular year then therefore, From April 2006 to April 2007 then you are going to have 900 days of school which is made possible through the time void.
This is the case for instance where Japanese people become overworked with school work and since they love the school policy number one that states no clothes. It would then occupy them to their adult-hood thus leading to workaholicism.
RULE concerning attendance and punctuality On every aspect of the school day and in every aspect to the school time , We have this so-called cram school .
When we talk about cram school, we talk about how we can finish three masses in just one hour. then we already would have known why in anime and in real life that in Anime and real Physics ,crammers finish what they started in just in a flash.
RULE concerning Discipline
Discipline is practiced here in military strict sense. but we will not also punish people for something they did not do
We'll this is the reason that why in the students in any way do not achieve the thing such as writing an assignment since you will never be punished for something that you never did. Students who did not do their homework are not punished because they never did. but the Japanese still do their homework since they always get the reward of sneaking to the teachers underwear closet since the teacher will be busy then resulting to the formation of the Chikan.
RULE regarding MT's MT's are test that students take efvery end of the lesson and it is compulsory
If we talk about MT's then we should not be talking of mastery test,test but what MT means is Mental torture ,according to the Japanese educational curriculum conference. The mind therefore becomes so trained in mental torture that everytime a Japanese get's angry then nerves would appear at the forehead.
[edit] RULES regarding Classroom policies
- The classroom is the place of study and meeting new friends
- THe classroom is a place for study and hence only for studies
When a ninja will study ninjutsu only two things happen and that either fight or study. This is also the reason that the lives of the Japanese will never be monotonous and eavesdropping a Japanese is more interesting and prior to adulthood then the Japanese couples
- The school playground and playground equipments are provided for studentsd to promote and develop their motor skills.
But whatever is the case then the school is not reliabel for any murders, dismemberment or whatsoever of any person there
- Boy to Girl relationship is not allowed and this is very punishable by throwing into ghetto
That is why love life in Japan is not that quality full.
[edit] Campuses
[edit] Tokyo Babylon
This is the main of campus of CLAMP and this place is known to have ghost, espers and time travellers lurking from nowhere. They are promoting a no trash policy and yet, this place comes to have a high security surveilance and harsh campus policy that yet.
- RULE N25074 of the school campus: "Drop your trash to the floor then you'll drop to the floor before the trash reaches the ground
- !!Harsh!!
This place is near a train station and this is where Chikan's stare on some school girls but the school campus has another harsh rule.
- RULE N25673 of the school campus: "Touch one's girl's tender parts and your tender parts will be touched by a steel toe boots."
This is because the school disciplinarian is a esper that you will be punished as you do the crime.
[edit] Underground Ginza
This underground campus is situated 3000 ft under the Ginza shopping mall or let us say that we really have not to tell you the rules here. This place has been the place of the biological base test sample
