Butter

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'''Butter''' comes from the oil extracted straight from the nut of the western [[Africa]]n Butter Tree fruit; churned by the hands of skilled craftsman into a solid golden substance that can best be described in one word: <big style="font-family: cursive">Delicious</big>. Although when applied (consumed or otherwise used) in large quantities it can make one incredibly obese and/or disgustingly oily, butter is considered by many [[Paula Dean|Southern cooking enthusiasts]] to be the best thing since sliced bread, Texas toast, and dancing [[midget]]s. The story behind butter is a fascinating, inspirational tale of worship, sacrifice, and most importantly, lemon poppyseed [[muffin]]s.
 
'''Butter''' comes from the oil extracted straight from the nut of the western [[Africa]]n Butter Tree fruit; churned by the hands of skilled craftsman into a solid golden substance that can best be described in one word: <big style="font-family: cursive">Delicious</big>. Although when applied (consumed or otherwise used) in large quantities it can make one incredibly obese and/or disgustingly oily, butter is considered by many [[Paula Dean|Southern cooking enthusiasts]] to be the best thing since sliced bread, Texas toast, and dancing [[midget]]s. The story behind butter is a fascinating, inspirational tale of worship, sacrifice, and most importantly, lemon poppyseed [[muffin]]s.

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