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"Oh yeah... that makes a lotta sense"
~ Oscar Wilde on Bushian Logic
Bushian Logic is the kind of logic only a Bush can create (That is to say small plants are also included in the list)
The logic follows:
Where WOMD Stands for "Weapons Of Mass Destruction"
Where OBL Stands for "Osama Bin Laden"
Where TNT Stands for "Those nasty terrorists"
Where LOGIC is the incognite value
Lets apply this formula to real life:
Lets start with a random number: 15 bombs
Now you will ask yourself, what is the value of the other element? Good question!
Bush=God (That is equal to 1000 million or any number above that)
Now that gives us the following:
That equals 1.000.000.000x15=1000 Which is the same as 15000000000=1000
So what is exactly 15000000000=1000? What does that mean?
edit The meaning of 15000000000=1000
When you have a value like 15000000000=1000 it can get pretty tricky, since 15000000000 is very very different from 1000. Therefore, the first thing you wanna do is become a General in the United States Army. It is believed once you become a General, you embrace Bushian Logic a lot better... and faster.... and easier.
edit Becoming a General
To rise to the rank of General in the United States Army, you should follow these simple steps:
- Play Counter Strike
- Play Rainbow Six
- Play Command and Conquer
- Play other war video games
- Watch Independence Day (The one with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum)
- Play other strategy games
- Eat less greens, more red meat
- Join the Army (Usually you will find the link to the Army's website on many of these video games)
- Agree with President Bush a whole lot