Burj Dubai
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Burj Dubai
Imagine a big
Tower. A really
really really
big tower that
has little towers
growing out of it
Just the size of...
size of god's
feet. How on Earth can you
compete with that? It just
doesn't make sense, man!!!
Luckily, the men at our
great country site
have taken the liberty of
pointing out just how this
tower came to being and how
it will look like in the
near future. Read on, sir
Heights
Burj Dubai is planning to become the tallest
man-made building on the planet, with up to
800 meters of pure concrete and glass. This
modern-day miracle has been proven possible
by the company in charge of the project. The
tower will be a landmark in Dubai, the biggest
known building in the world. The concrete and
glass put into the creation of the Burj Dubai
are the best bits of concrete on the planet.
The glass will be nice, too. But let us end
this discussion with one word: tallnescity.
Birth
The Burj Dubai was at first the brainchild of Mygor LeMarchall, a poor
Hindu-Israeli from Michigan, who was born in Ontario, Germany. This man
had no future, until he finally took a huge loan from the local bank and
invested it on the creation of the Burj Dubai, to be known as the tallest
building on the planet. Thankfully, this man did not bother with details.
He just started it in early 2006, and hopes to have it finished by noon.
Usage
The tower of Dubai will be used for commercial and residental offices, mainly located in the bottom
floors. The higher parts are for high-paying millionaires who love to see the sights of overweight
Emiratians waste their lives in a gigantic pile of concrete and sweat, only investing, not actually
working. The poor thing about this fact is that nobody would bother, no matter how rich, and risk their life
Reached Lobby Floor
You have reached the bottom floor. Below you are the See Also Center or SAC as it is more commonly known, and the basement, for keeping pickles. We should talk again sometime. Thank you for using Burj Dubai Elevator services.
[edit] See also
[edit] The basement floor (B1)
Oh, what is this? Pickles? I did not ask for pickles! Put those back where they belong, you fool! Shut the door, I've got the heating on in here!
[edit] Parking Level 1 (B2)
Space for the Veyrons and Hummers.
[edit] Parking Level 2 (B3)
Space for the other exotics and imported SUVs, ironically running on biodiesel.
[edit] The Hell Floor (B666)
Contains a mosque and the Burj Dubai Casino. Sheikh Mohammed's secret winter getaway but shhh...don't tell Allah. He'll want to come and play and, heh...you can't say no to Allah...heh. Ever.
[edit] The Communist floor (C6)
The floor where all the great and fun communist drinking parties happen the best place for a true communist.
