Bullets

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“Some people think they can outsmart me, hm, maybe *sniff* maybe. I´ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.”

~ Heavy Weapons Guy on bullets

“Hey I've got a few bullets inside of me”

~ Andrew Jackson on bullets due to his love of dueling

“Been there..done that...”

~ 50 Cent on Getting Shot

“I think every bullet should cost five thousand dollars.”

~ Chris Rock on Bullets

“Bullets can be fatal to your health.”

~ Captain Obvious on bullets

“Firing a bullet is very much like making love to a beautiful women, only with one it's not so good to shoot in her face”

~ Swiss Tony

Bullets have been given a bad reputation with an ability to kill people. This is entirely false, as they are actually very nice and usually fluffy.

However, should a bullet Image:Bullet.png be loaded into a gun, it will turn evil with the potential to move at mach 4.5. If a person should get into the way they are usually dismembered and completely destroyed, otherwise bullets Image:Bullet.png are completely harmless (unless swallowed, where the Image:Bullet.png lead can cause mild wind problems followed by instant death) Image:Bullet.png. Bullets don't hurt people, it's the nasty holes they tear through your body that hurt. However, recent reports have dictated that if you stand in their path long enough, the bullets will simply fly away from your body in awe of your awesomeness.

[edit] History of bullets

  • When bullets Image:Bullet.png were first discovered in 10 AD they were thought to be vegetables. After Image:Bullet.png a thousand years of consumpsion and millions of people dying, they were Image:Bullet.png realised to be Image:Bullet.png poisonous and to cause wind, and so were rendered useless until the invention of the gun in 2005 by Anonymous Image:Bullet.png . Once invented, Anonymous went back in time and gave guns to Americans, which was a bad idea. Once Americans discovered Image:Bullet.png how to use Image:Bullet.png guns Image:Bullet.png in 1989 they decided Image:Bullet.png to use peas as ammunition. Image:Bullet.png However once the British got hold of a gun (the Winchester) they decided to use Image:Bullet.png bullets instead of peas Image:Bullet.png. This was Image:Bullet.png a fatal mistake as they killed Image:Bullet.png peopleImage:Bullet.png ! Bullets Image:Bullet.png were named illegal in 1914 but were then made legal Image:Bullet.png again by Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png George Bush Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png Image:Bullet.png in 19-something-or-other. since Image:Bullet.png then Image:Bullet.png the Image:Bullet.png increasing Image:Bullet.png use Image:Bullet.png of them has made Image:Bullet.png the world Image:Bullet.png a Image:Bullet.png better Image:Bullet.png place Image:Bullet.png (mainly Image:Bullet.png America)Image:Bullet.png .

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