Bulgarians
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Bulgarians (from the seed “buh”) orotherwise known as Burglars are humanlike beings that live in Bulgaria and speak the Bulgarian language . While this may seem like a no brainer, this is a very complex concept to Bulgarians, who maintain that they really control the earth and all creatures that dwell up it. The national motto of the Bulgarian people is “Lewd did I live, Evil did crap” because it makes sense both forward and backward at the same time.
Geographically, the Bulgarian humanlike beings occupy the remote southern end of the Balkan Peninsula, a place that the world has lavished such accolades as “the Soft Underbelly of the Ottoman Empire” and “Where?”
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[edit] Origin
They have created the world, so every other nation is partly Bulgarian. Of course, God is Bulgarian too and that is why he doesn't understand or respond to your prayers - because you don't speak Bulgarian.
[edit] But what are they really like
Bulgarians like telling the truth. If you are a pretty girl you will hear the phrase 'shh ei, maco shte skusam' everytime you go out. But if you are fat and ugly you are most likely to hear 'kopele, vij q taq kuv e traktor. Zadrusti dvijenieto'. Bulgarian women and men are mostly very beautiful so keep an eye on your partner when you visit Bulgaria and try not to be jelous because it is a crime there.
[edit] The language
Bulgarians have invented the cyrillic alphabet (kirilitsa) because they have the secret mission to take over the world and don't want any other nation to understand their publications regarding 'How to take over the world' ('Как да завладеем света').
Social aspects Many bulgarians are indeed witty. They pretend to be inferior and ignorant but the whole time they are learning how to overthrow the governments of the world. Since there is no drinking age many Bulgarians develop Alcoholism at an early age. Bulgarians must bbe treated with extreme caution due to the fact that they will manipulate you with their far superior intellectual skills. Soon you will notice that Bulgaria has gradually taken over the world but by that time it will be too late. Finally you will be converted into a Bulgarian you will find yourself losing respect for women and frequently offering to trade livestock for them.
[edit] Famous Bulgarians
- Berbatov - A spy with the secret mission to pretend to be a footballer in England - part of the 'How to Take Over the World' HTOW
- Lili Ivanova - Created by Bulgarian Ministry of Taking Over the World. A woman who will live forever and will be the last person on Earth.
q da go duhate bulgarians are the best KOPELEEE ! Някой да е казал обратното? ( с изключение на първата част която не може да се редактира... )
